The Foodie thread

[Stouffer]

2 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Recipe please hombre. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

19 minutes ago, Stouffer said:

Recipe please hombre. 

 

Didn't have any fenegreek leaves so just used corriander. Also had to be extremely conservative in my cooking time because my Ninja air fryer is a total beast (and then needed to keep on adding an extra minute and prod away with my meat prodder temperature thingy).

 

Rather smug though because it was a first ever attempt.

[Elite]

Who is this imposter?

[Carvalho Diablo]

After the horror of Fuge's breakfast vom box I felt that the good folks of The Mighty GF were deserving of something not shit for your discerning palettes.

[Remmie]

Anyone ever made Assasin's Pasta? Absolutely delicious and easy to make, here`s the recipe I followed:

 

I only took a picture halfway through cooking, but you can have that if you want:

 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Sausage sarnies for tea. Flipping A1.

[Clem H Fandango]

On 10/07/2022 at 17:39, Carvalho Diablo said:

What the shit? No red bucket, no sriracha or cum juice? Well presented instead of rustic?

I've never been so disappointed, it's on par with the time I saw hayden christiansen play anakin skywalker.

[Carvalho Diablo]

17 minutes ago, Clem H Fandango said:

What the shit? No red bucket, no sriracha or cum juice? Well presented instead of rustic?

I've never been so disappointed, it's on par with the time I saw hayden christiansen play anakin skywalker.

Encona, Tabasco, birds eye chilies and sraracha all in the rub.

[Elite]

2 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Encona, Tabasco, birds eye chilies and sraracha all in the rub.

That's a very risky wank.

 

Fair play.

[cloggypop]

28 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Encona, Tabasco, birds eye chilies and sraracha all in the rub.

Where's the fucking peas? 

[Carvalho Diablo]

15 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Where's the fucking peas? 

They were in there Cloggy, no fears.

[Fugitive]

On 10/07/2022 at 17:39, Carvalho Diablo said:

That’s a pic off Google, you cunt. No way you’ve cooked that. 

[cloggypop]

1 hour ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

They were in there Cloggy, no fears.

Yes! 

[Elite]

14 hours ago, Fugitive said:

That’s a pic off Google, you cunt. No way you’ve cooked that. 

What? It's got Carv's signature all over it.

 

McCain Oven Chips underneath.

[TheHowieLama]

[Carradona]

Would recommend these burgers from the Aldi. Smash them down so they're thinner when you put them on the pan.

[Carvalho Diablo]

[Elite]

Just now, Carvalho Diablo said:

Return to form.

 

I'm glad you fucked that fancy stuff off and got back to basics.

[Stouffer]

Weird éclairs.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Thunder puds

[Fugitive]

19 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

 

[Bjornebye]

4 hours ago, Carradona said:

Would recommend these burgers from the Aldi. Smash them down so they're thinner when you put them on the pan.

We've had our clashes in particular over rory the twat but send me that burger and I'll help you build the rest of your farm free of charge. And I won't leave. I think I love you. 

3 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

You absolute fucking rotter

[DalyanPete]

On 10/07/2022 at 19:39, Carvalho Diablo said:

Credit where its due. A fine effort.

[YorkshireRed]

My eldest turns 18 today. Out for a birthday dessert before he fucks me off for more interesting and better looking people.

 

Mine’s the one with a banana involved. 

 

 

[Captain Willard]

1 hour ago, YorkshireRed said:

My eldest turns 18 today. Out for a birthday dessert before he fucks me off for more interesting and better looking people.

 

Mine’s the one with a banana involved. 

 

 

Say happy birthday from me. I’m sure salutations from some random fat bloke off the internet will make his day.