Is my missus the shittest present buyer ever?

[Bjornebye]

i got a boss skagen watch, smart, all black wrist and a nice face.... then...... a chopping board, knives, a beard trimmer and a fucking huge bottle of captain morgans. i bought her a snowboard.

 

yeah stab her mate.

[Section_31]

She seems distracted, one of two things is moving inside her, either a baby, or a big black willy.

[Unrighteous]

She seems distracted, one of two things is moving inside her, either a baby, or a big black willy.

 

S31 knows.

[lifetime fan]

I got the Batman trilogy on DVD. I can't believe I have not seen any of them before (the last three). I watched Batman begins last night. Great film. Looking forward to the other two. We are snowed in. Mrs G also got me a bottle of Jameson's, 12 years. That will be very welcome with the weather outside. I got her her favorite make up and perfume in a lovely little leather case. They wrapped it for me - result.

 

Happy Christmas everyone!

 

 

Repped.

[ElishaScottBC]

take note rondeco virtually the same scenario happened with me and an ex. she fleeced me brah each christmas was more extravagant than the last. i was flying her to paris, sailing in monte carlo, dining in venice showering her in lavish gifts drunk on christmas spirits. but alas i was too drunk to realise that the stephen king novel and sock combo was only the start. next year i got a tescos 99p microwaveable hot pot only half wrapped and the year after a pet slug from the back garden.

thankfully i recovered from my uncontrollable spending and escaped the girl, living homeless in dudley for two and a half weeks before resuming an ordinary life once again.

 

i still get nightmares thinking back about it. for your own sake, leave your house immediately and fly to the first country you can think of beginning with the letter T, all the best chap

[Champ]

i got a boss skagen watch' date=' smart, all black wrist and a nice face.... then...... a chopping board, knives, a beard trimmer and a fucking huge bottle of captain morgans. i bought her a snowboard.

 

yeah stab her mate.[/quote']

 

A. snowboard? Are you serious?

[Liverpool lad]

I went out with a girl who bought shit presents at Christmas the tight arse and she had to get fucked off, took the shine of the occasion with her mingebag ways.

 

Think she is still single now, which I am happy with as she won't be ruining Christmas for others

[Remmie]

My ex got me bondage ropes for Christmas. Out of nowhere, no do you dig that, just straight out with it. I returned them when we broke up.

[Lucky Pierre]

take note rondeco virtually the same scenario happened with me and an ex. she fleeced me brah each christmas was more extravagant than the last. i was flying her to paris, sailing in monte carlo, dining in venice showering her in lavish gifts drunk on christmas spirits. but alas i was too drunk to realise that the stephen king novel and sock combo was only the start. next year i got a tescos 99p microwaveable hot pot only half wrapped and the year after a pet slug from the back garden.

thankfully i recovered from my uncontrollable spending and escaped the girl, living homeless in dudley for two and a half weeks before resuming an ordinary life once again.

 

i still get nightmares thinking back about it. for your own sake, leave your house immediately and fly to the first country you can think of beginning with the letter T, all the best chap

What flavour hot pot?

[lifetime fan]

take note rondeco virtually the same scenario happened with me and an ex. she fleeced me brah each christmas was more extravagant than the last. i was flying her to paris, sailing in monte carlo, dining in venice showering her in lavish gifts drunk on christmas spirits. but alas i was too drunk to realise that the stephen king novel and sock combo was only the start. next year i got a tescos 99p microwaveable hot pot only half wrapped and the year after a pet slug from the back garden.

thankfully i recovered from my uncontrollable spending and escaped the girl, living homeless in dudley for two and a half weeks before resuming an ordinary life once again.

 

i still get nightmares thinking back about it. for your own sake, leave your house immediately and fly to the first country you can think of beginning with the letter T, all the best chap

 

 

Serves you right for fucking Nantwhich Nige.

[ElishaScottBC]

bogstandard classic, the everyday value chicken hotpot, it warmed my belly to tell you the truth but let's not get distracted from the fact that rondecos life is in danger from some nantwhich nige in disguise.

[mgw100]

I got some waterproofs for golf. If I needed to wear waterproofs, I wouldn't play.

[Stouffer]

Last year my mate's missus got him a Puzzler, and the pen was missing.

[Walton Park]

I got a Michael Buble CD last year. DISGWACE !!!