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Roll up! Roll up! Step up for the TLW competition of the year. A quiz where YOU may be the answer!! It's a quiz about all things TLW. How good is your knowledge of the forum? All questions and answers are to do with legendary posts, posters and moments. Become the envy of the forum by acquiring the title the "Official TLW guru" (previously held by @Chairman Meow -- No pressure, but @Chairman Meow got 100% last time!!!) Prize You can use "Official TLW guru" as your forum-rank/title throughout 2020. Rules • After clicking the link below, you'll need to enter a NickName:- ○ Don't use swear words. The software will change it to something random and I wont be able to work out who you are. ○ Try to make it so I can work out your username from it. Use your forum username if you can. • You only get a limited time (20 secs) to answer each question. • Each question is timed. The faster you answer a question, the more points you score. • Only one entry per forumite. (multiple attempts will be disqualified and you will be lampooned on the forum). ○ If it times-out or crashes or something then by all means have another go. Its just for fun after all. • Jennings' decision is final no matter how drunken/incorrect. Link to Quiz - You can use any browser. I have tested it in Chrome (on an iPhone and a Desktop PC). https://kahoot.it/challenge/0112885?challenge-id=f75d1cf4-9a8d-4e7f-ac44-2592df2c27ed_1640981953705 I am sure there are loads a way to cheat/ruin it - but I've put a load of work in here, so do your best to play in the spirit intended. Good luck!! Please reply in this thread with comments with any feedback/comments/errors/omissions/funnies.

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Just got in from a 6 hour stretch in the pub. All is good, Indian on order, stuffing a Toblerone down my gizzard, bottle of Brown in hand, happy new year fine people of The Mighty GF. No kidding, you're great.

Last time it was the same for everyone but this season its totally made a mockery of the integrity of the competition. It should be null and voided, asterisk , Everton relegated, City dismantled, ambramovich arrested and Newcastle owners banned from the entire world.

Universal health care has to remain exactly that, universal. No matter how much of a moron someone is.

Thanks for all the good wishes folks, I'm away for a few days with the wife and my girls (the lad decided he'd stay home and dog mind). I spoke to my GP today and we've decided to increase my medication for a start and then see where we are in a month. Fingers crossed I'm on the right road! Happy New Year all.

Best/worst of 1991 Film: Point Break TV Programme: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Best Album: Now That’s What I Call Music! 20 Fittest Bird: Sammy Rogers (Rachael Lindsay) Fiitest Bloke: Patrick Swayze Best Moment: Completing Streets of Rage on the Mega Drive Worst Moment: Mark Fowler revealing he is HIV-positive

Dr Troy is a cunt because I had no idea he'd become Harry Squatter. He cost me two answers. I also pay little attention to much I read on here either.

Got 20 right out of 22. Just missed the Tavern owner one and the one with most repped per quantity of posts or something.

You cunts don't deserve my Hungary joke.

We had this backing singer in our band who was a model as well. One night in my local she thought it would be funny to pretend we were going out so we we walked in arm in arm & spent an hour or so talking and looking like a couple. Everybody was going "How the fuck have you pulled this off, Mook?", it was funny as fuck. Not as funny a couple of days later when my bird heard about it though & I got the frying pan treatment.

10 years ago I created this thread and my head is still shaking, Shaking so much it fell off.

How long are the shifts ?

We absolutely didn't do enough. I know there's loads of revisionism on here with all the pro-fsg fellas changing their tune as the reality of another summer let down hit home, but I don't remember 1 poster on here not agreeing we needed at least 3 players this summer (centre back, midfielder and forward) when last season finished. Many were saying more was required - I certainly had a view 3+ like for like going out of the squad except for Gini as I'd counted his cover in the 3. We all know we do the absolute bare minimum every window.

And we have regressed from our 2018/19, 2019/20 peak when we were an absolute machine. Its natural to do so and it isn't a criticism, sides all have peaks and this teams peak was fucking high...very high, but the big question for me is did we do enough to consolidate and strengthen even more from that peak....? For me the answer is no and that is why we are just that bit short now.

@Creator Supreme the bit to always hold on to, no matter how bad you feel, is that it's just temporary. It's medically impossible for your mind to keep feeling this way and it will recover, anxiety especially is a temporary state that we perpetuate ourselves with rumination, when animals get it it lasts about 45 minutes! But there are things we can do to recover faster, such as talking to someone and medication. The thing that always starts me down the road to recovery is admitting to myself that I've got those feelings. When you try to ignore them or soldier on, they stick around or get more intense. Don't forget, your brain isn't doing this to be cruel, it thinks it's helping you, so the more you ignore it the louder it will shout. It's perceived, either consciously or subconsciously, situations which are causing you distress and it's trying to help you notice them so you can take measures to reduce that stress. I have to just admit those feelings are there, at my side, for now. I can't fight these feelings with brute force, I have to invite them in for a brew, then eventually they realise they're no longer needed and leave politely. The second part of that recovery is accepting that it's not my fault. I don't deserve to feel bad, I can't help it, and it's just one of those things but it won't last. I recognise the cycle you're going through. It's hard when the source of stress is both inside and outside the house. This is compounded by the fact that you'll feel guilty when you've shouted or something. But you have to forgive yourself. You've no more control over getting it than you do over getting the flu. I would definitely talk to your GP but also contact talk liverpool and refer yourself to their advice services. https://www.talkliverpool.nhs.uk/ I think medication should be seriously considered too, when you're in the 'shock' phase of anxiety it's hard to concentrate on talking therapy, you need some form of stress reduction, either environmental - say going out on your bike or for walks, or medication, or both. Hang in there son, things will get better.

Very good quiz mate, I was monumentally shite, and will finish bottom but it was good anyway.

I enjoyed that and that's all that matters. The cunts that finished above me need to remember that.

Try this one too. https://www.youtube.com/user/5cleehill4/videos

Van Dijk is better looking than Allison. It is known.

My mrs, who is not a drinker, announced that she was going to get pissed with me tonight. Yep, asleep on the sofa.

Staying in watching Ye Olde F**tball Channel on youtube. Great memories from the 60s,70s and 80s.

You spend more on meat than I do on clothes.

Anyone actively instructing anyone else on either side of this doesn’t come across well in my opinion, not just the antivaxxers. In fact, Red Phoenix comes across very well on here - offers his research and views and ignores the baiting, whereas there are some proper know it all and condescending/judgemental opinions on the pro vaccine side. Just another topic in a long line of recent shite for everyone to be polarised about.

Went to the butchers today…

Personally I think it's more to do with they're all fucking crocks and the midfield is almost picking itself, and not in a good way, each week. None of the midfield are staying fit and available and developing any rhythm. The only time we have, between the last international break and when covid hit us, we were playing pretty well. Over 18/19 & 19/20, we had Gini available all the time and fab most of the time. And we normally had at least 2 of any 3 klopp picked fit and in rhythm.

Lookling like a weakened team on Sunday. Meanwhile most other clubs seem to be getting their games postponed. Only the two mugs playing on Sunday have plowed through playing on despite both managers being vocal about the workload. Both teams have dropped points while City have gained the advantage playing against much weakened opposition

League winning season aside, this is the best start we've ever made to a season since 1990 - coincidentally the last time we won the league. If you take into account a cup semi final and a perfect CL record, it's probably one of the best starts we've EVER made. People really need to get a grip.

He wasn't bothered about a Leicester player being a foot inside the box when Mo took the pen either. Fiona does most of her talking on twitter! He was pretty hot until the last month or so. He looked like he was back to being himself again until the goals dried up recently. His performances have been quite good though overall, but it's skewed by him missing chances when we need him to bury them.

I have her in 2021 Deathpool, sometime today would be preferable, GMT if possible to avoid confusion.

Netflix - frustrating as fuck and their original content is consistently shite (give or take the very odd thing). The kids watch it a lot though. Prime - bit like the above but less annoying because we have it for the free delivery and so it’s just an added bonus. Apple - limited offering but all original and some of it is good. We have this as part of a package with other Apple services so again, it feels like a bonus. Disney - easily the best original content. We all love Star Wars & the MCU here so it’s a no brainer.

If that fucking super league hadn't had a rule where the original 12 were guaranteed entry, it would've fucked City and the other state and gangster backed clubs from pouring in their ill gotten wealth. It would've been a gross,but level playing field. As it stands,they operate with immunity from any consequence of their spending.

Sound now, I found tinder!!!

Do you mean Newcastle, any given Saturday night in 2021 ?

Film - Spider-Man Tv show - Hawkeye Album - Don’t think I’ve listened to anything new Bird - Florence Pugh Bloke - Big Sexy Best Moment - Daughter being born Worst moment - Daughter going blue and limp during heel prick Best tlw moment - Can’t think of one off the top of my head

If you are having an ongoing fight with the demons, make a resolution to talk to those around you and get help. 2022 will be much better if you do.

Best Film - Summer of Soul Best TV Programme - Get Back Best Album - Needlepoint, Walking Up That Valley Fittest Bird - Katy Perry Fittest Bloke - Alisson Becker Best Moment - A certain result in Salford Worst Moment - My Son being in hospital for two weeks Best TLW Moment - The return of Boss

It’s not even that bad. It’s an average breakfast that knows it’s average but couldn’t care less. That’s the incredibly sad thing about it. It’s basically the majority of the British population pretending to be a fry up. Those sausages definitely voted Tory and the bacon is a staunch Brexiteer. The beans represent an ever decreasing red wall. I was once told toast on the same plate as a fry up would never be tolerated. I was also told the Tory party would “never get in round here”. Both statements have proven to be incorrect. 2021 can fuck right off and take this under achiever with it.

Download Vanced app. It's a hooky of version of YouTube Premium, it keeps all your bookmarks and channels which you follow but no adverts. Been using it for months and it's an absolute godsend.

I'm looking forward to hearing Dr Fox's view on Ivermectin.

Superfan back in the thread he hates moaning shocker.

Considering everything....just twat them RedMen

Yeah, the overreaction yesterday was embarrasing. Problem is, we know how good our team is, and how good City are. Many of us are desperately wanting that 20th title now that our duck has been broken. We know that to get over the line we can't compare ourselves with title winning teams of 10 or 20 years ago. It just makes watching a league campaign a bit of a slog. Only in the games against City and West Ham have I not been sure we were going to win before the game started. Many are probably the same. We've gotten so spoilt with the results over the last few years that not winning is now a disaster, and we go into games not only expecting to score the first goal, but steamroller the opponents the first 25-30 mins. When that doesn't happen, we get impatient (maybe even the players do, I don't know), as we know there's no margin for error. Add in the inevitable time-wasting from 95 pct of the teams we face, and referees not bothering to do anything about it, watching us isn't nearly as fun as it should be with the kind of football we are producing week in, week out. As others, I blame the PL and Sky more than anyone else for this, as where there's money there's always going to be crooks like the Saudi's and City's owners. You can just look at the level of hypocrisy around the Super League to show you just how corrupt and money-driven the entire sport is. Unfortunately as long as football keeps rolling, and at least as long as Pep is there (he's a great coach, no matter how stacked the deck is in his favour), we're facing an uphill battle. They have a way of playing that just drains confidence from the other teams. I still think our best chance is in the CL rather than the league this year, as on our day (and with the Anfield factor) I think we're even better suited to that comptetition (plus we're not getting shafted by Riley's bunch every week). I have not given up on the league yet, though, as I believe we can go on a winning run ourselves. We need to improve on our finishing, and getting the first goal on Sunday is absolutely key. Losing there would drain quite a bit of my optimism.

The black pudding was comfortably the best but and it comes on triangle shape, though I’m unsure why she then cut that into further smaller triangles. this is the bad boy I got from the butchers xmas Eve.

Mrs YorkshireRed would have visited the loo just after the bill had been asked for and returned once she was confident it had been settled. She’d then bollock me for something, could be anything. We’d then leave.