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Has anyone on here seen much of Stan Collymore at Nottingham Forest? Teddy Sheringham would be a very astute signing, in my opinion. Baggio in the Premier League would be boss but not for those twats.

When I was on chemo, you pretty much live by the covid rules, except nobody else it playing. I stopped getting public transport, but I got loads of taxis and just opened the window, and used alcohol cleaner on my hands when I got out. I'm not saying it's a fool proof method, but I lived like that for a little over a year. There's no right answer, but I found sitting in the back of the cab, windows open and keeping my hands clean was effective.

Cautionary tale of consistently trying to appease the unrealistic expectations of an entitled fanbase.

Kelly knows.

Olmo to the ref.

Guess what this is…

Thanks for letting me know... 3 decades later

We're already going down that route in Scotland. A fucking disgrace. If people can't stomach a cartoon or a piece of art, they should really just go & take their face for a shite. Comparing defacing property to drawing a subversive cartoon is also absolutely ridiculous.

Johnson says this "isn't the moment to go demob happy or feel this is the end of COVID" The cunt called it fucking Freedom Day. What was the benefit of stopping mandatory use of masks in shops and public transport? It only has a downside. Stupid fucking cunts.

You can take the horse to the well but you can’t make it save FSG millions.

My wife is clinically extremely vulnerable. She doesn’t have a car and is worried that she won’t be able to get on buses due to other passengers not wearing masks. She is even more concerned that she won’t be able to find taxis with drivers wearing masks, given that adequate social distancing is impossible in a car.

Dele Alli can't play midfield and can't play on the wing. If you don't have a formation with a classic #10, he's useless, and he's not even really good at being a #10 anymore. His lack of being able to play a different position exposes a bit of a lack of intelligence and work ethic, really. But I've never rated him, except the year he exploded onto the scene.

When the Internet first took hold it was a very short scroll to my birth year now I feel like fucking Bill and Ted.

Rio Ferdinand what a fucking dickhead.

Thiago seems a proper man among men like.

Olmo's penalty has just saved FSG millions.

The look on Craig Johnston...

It's tragic that everything gets dragged into a culture war now to line people's pockets and further their own agendas, and Covid is no different. One of the most damaging things for mental health isn't just the virus itself and the fallout, but the fact it's been virtually impossible for a long time to judge what is happening accurately, and why. Even now you get the same hysterics on both sides. One side talking about freedom and oppression, the other bemoaning the selfish hordes all around us. You know which media commentators are going to say what when cases go up or down, depending on their camp. Everything is all or nothing, so people will, for instance, bemoan school bubbles being disbanded but offer no solutions to the academic and mental health impact of being in them. They'll bemoan the 'selfish cunts' going to the pub but offer no solutions about how the wages and mortgages of staff and owners are going to be paid. Everything is a stick to beat the opponsent with, and it's this - arguably more than the lockdowns themselves, that drive most ordinary folk to despair. People could cope in the war because they were all on the same side, backs to the wall. If it was now, you'd get people being abused on Twitter for letting their kids be evacuated, Julie Hartley Brewer calling for peace with Hitler, and Owen Jones bemoaning Field Marshall Montgomery's record on transgender rights. I wish I could just build an ark, put everyone on it who's fucking had enough, set sail and watch the fucking place sink.

Fucking hate Morgan, I really, really fucking hate him. Like you can 'control' your mental health or choose how you feel. You can't fucking 'man up' when your body and subconsious decides it's pulling the plug, in fact, trying to fight anxiety makes it worse as it's essentially trying to tell you something and thinks you can't hear it. He's an absolute turd and should be flushed from British society forever. He's one of about 50 of these cunts stealing a living.

I don't see what the problem is. Chamberlain and Keita will be fit and raring to go.

On a forum? Of all places? If you'd pointed out all the things you disagreed with, and we could have had a conversation. Howie disagreed with me, but he didn't' see the need to act a complete cunt. Be more like Howie.

Considering how they made so much of Klopp's record in finals, they weren't so hot themselves in the 80's. Fine against teams suffering from nosebleeds from the altitude like Watford and Rapid Vienna, but the moment they ran across anyone with a pedigree they folded like a cheap suit. First team to lose a Merseyside derby final (couldn't score a goal in 210 minutes of football) First team to lose against ten men in an FA Cup final First team to lose a Merseyside derby FA Cup final (having led at half-time) First team to lose a Merseyside derby FA Cup final in extra time (against a team who were playing their sixth game in 17 days)

Second jab yesterday, the first one knocked me for six so was hoping the second to pass by with no incident. Not quite, felt bit nauseous yesterday and woke up cold and aching today, nowhere near as bad as first jab so I will take that but yeah, not feeling great today.

Enjoyed it , elevated by the fact that all of the actual protagonists ( bar the murder victim obviously ) appear themselves which is unusual. Loads of twists and turns. Could probably have shaved an hour or so. ( Didn't look properly at Tony's post at first and thought he was suggesting this was heartwarming stuff , and was about to call the Garda )

I dont think a shift should be longer than 6 hours. We should aspire to life beyond work, families should spend time together, people should have more free time, the 8hrs or more seems arbitrary. The option to work longer if you want to should always be there. I remember the tories giving a big push for the gig economy saying its great for everyone that flexibility you can choose when you want to work, if only bills were so flexible. Where I worked if anybody on zero hours said I'm not coming in tomorrow they where told then you won't be back at all. The flexibility was entirely in the employers hand. One tory Mp said he has a vision of people bartering for their pay saying I'll do it for 10 quid and hour and somebody then saying oh I'll do it for 9 quid, like it was a great thing the exploitation of desperate people.

If it impacted on any side more than the others, it was Liverpool. Any claim that Everton would have gone on to dominate Europe is optimistic at best. Dynamo Kiev won the Cup Winners Cup the following season, but I don’t remember them going on a long spree of European title wins. The next season it was Ajax - historic European giants who nonetheless still didn’t pick up another continental trophy for another five years. And then it was Mechelen, whoever the hell Mechelen are. Liverpool actually used to win the European Cup on a regular basis. That very bunch of Liverpool players used to win the European Cup on a regular basis, and it’s not hard to see the next group of players - Barnes, Beardsley, Aldridge - being worthy winners too. Everton would have qualified for Europe in four out of five seasons during the ban. Liverpool would have qualified every season. But apparently Everton suffered the worst. Or maybe it’s the impact it had on the club? Was that what meant Everton suffered the most? In which case why not concentrate on how it meant that sides like Oxford, Coventry, Luton, Norwich and Wimbledon all missed out on a first-ever European campaign? Hell, why not talk about how Clough never got to lead Forest back into European competition after rebuilding the side, or how Derby missed out on the same? Spurs missed out three times, and are a club with a far greater European pedigree. Everton were the real victims? Absolute nonsense, as ever.

Staying Alive was in many ways superior to Saturday Night Fever. Or something just as nonsensical.

I see Jeremy Corbyn has snuck in by pretending he’s on the Italy backroom staff.

Ref in this game has been great. Imagine if Taylor was in charge it would be free kick after free kick and the game would be shite

Why is Spud from Trainspotting playing up front for Spain?

Copa America is at the weekend pal.

I just want to watch a good clean game, full of shithousing, feigned injury, time wasting, pleading innocence with hands clasped together and trying to get opponents sent off. Anything more is just a bonus.

We went to the original Legoland in Denmark the day after the 1988 World Speedway Final that was held a few miles away in Vojens. A teenage me (17) at 6ft'4 just to give an idea of the size of the models.

Opium Wars 3: Revenge of the Chasing Dragon

I’ll tell you what, I’ve put a few hips out in my time! Isn’t it lads? Lads? Hello?

My mate phoned one of them after it said "Liverpool linked with South American star". Waited 35 minutes to hear that there were a couple of rumours in a Uruguayan paper that we were going to buy Paolo Montero. His fuckin phone bill was about 40 quid.

Par for the course for all those places nowadays. It’s worth going to buy a box or two of Kellogg’s cereal bars from a supermarket with ‘Adults Go Free’ vouchers on the side. If you’re going as a family with more than one kid, just split up* right outside the turnstiles. They won’t say anything. I’m sure you know that anyway, living in that London. I’ve always used them for the attractions down there. *I don’t mean get divorced. You can meet up once you’re inside. Or not. It’s up to you.

Turns out Rafa wasnt first choice- Jossy was offered a 5 year deal but turned it down

I dreamt I was having a threesome with my ex and some bloke. Not sure if it got bisexual, but she was definitely enjoying trying to make me jealous. The cunt.

It's part of the language of the medid which makes murderous cunts seem like your friendly next door neighbour and any genuine people as mass murderers who will eat your children. The prime example was 'Boris' and 'Corbyn.'

I’m so sorry for you both. This is the type of thing I’m talking about. So much unnecessary worry and anxiety, just to placate a lunatic fringe of culture warriors.

I was going to mention, people referring to that cretin as ‘Boris’ and delighting in referencing when he gives permission or bans them from doing things. Then I remembered, this is the wrong thread for that. It belongs in the ‘gigantic things that make you want to gun down the clowns that partake in them’ thread.

Her real name is Thiago.

Daisy is tremendous, I often fantasize about her chasing me on a horse while dressed for a hunt, bugle in one hand and whip in the other.

“Harry hates everyone.”

Ha! I thought it was this one. At least someone pointed out the flaw in the argument!

Glengarry glenross- 8/10 some quality acting in this.

It would also be quite funny