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Mertens needs a good fucking kicking so he knows what a foul actually feels like, the crying Poundland Aguero cunt.

Didn’t know where to put this, but seems to fit in here because one of the very things which has helped pollute much of the working class’ political attitude is this cunt rag and the race-to-the-bottom media culture it helped usher in. Stokes saying exactly what needs to be said about them.

Just watched his press conference. The man is just great. Other fans that hate him do so purely because he manages us and theyre jealous. He's smart funny, charismatic as hell and world class at his job. Love him.

Negged for dismissing the chance of winning a trophy we haven't won before and can only win if European Champions. This is a major trophy for us until we've won it.

He made a couple of crucial saves, but was let down first by shit refereeing then by a combination of Salah, van Dijk and Robertson. (Or are they all absolute turd, too?) We lost because of poor finishing. Nothing wrong with the goalkeeper tonight.

Fabinho is a machine. He's been superb.

Cause he’s showing his inexperience again and I think we need somebody with balls, like Mourinho, he’d not settle for a dull 0-0. He’d have us up for this...

Never heard of the cunt

Just been watching BT Sport's No Filter show on our winning run last season. Great stuff and I'm nearly in tears again, was truly beautiful. VVD falling to the floor immediately after Divocks goal totally encapsulated the sheer relief and acceptance that it was ours. No pressure lads.

This can only be acceptable if you came downstairs still hanging out the back of their daughter shouting "no beans on mine, you 100 carrot cunt".

When I was 14 you used to be able to get 2 bottles of Merrydown for a fiver from an offy who would happily serve alcohol to children. My parents used to give me a quid a day in the week for lunch from the chippy. Having gone hungry at school all week first time I went to this offy on a Friday night, I drank both bottles as quickly as humanly possible before spewing my ring up absolutely everywhere, fingering someone who looked like Anne off the Chase and then getting arrested. In many ways, life since has just been one long, slow decline.

Repped, I’ll pick up the extra neg

The sad thing is I had really enjoyed the game up until the penalty. A good tactical battle (much of which we had the better of). Defences on top and operating at a high level. Kind of watching a Serie A game when it was a better league. Now I am utterly pissed off. Thanks officials!

We actually played a lot better as a team in this game than we did in the same fixture last season, and yet it's the negatives that will be talked about. Though we played better, the front 3 were all below par. All had decent chances but the link-up play was less fluid. Bobby's all round game was almost the complete opposite of his masterclass at the weekend. I said after the Burnley game that this passing/not passing thing between Mo and Sadio has been blown so far out of proportion that in one of the forthcoming games, one or the other will try to pass when going it alone might have been the better bet. And so it was when Mane brilliantly won the ball in his own half and charged forward with Mo in support. If he'd drawn and gone past the last defender he would have had the option to shoot or pass. This time he chose the pass and made a complete Jon Walters of the chance. It looked awful from every angle. Then you've got two of our most reliable defenders making crucial errors. Robertson waved his leg and gave the ref a decision to make when Callejon went over. Before VAR those were always given so it wasn't a shock that Felix Brych gave it and it wasn't overruled by VAR. Adrian got his hand to Mertens' penalty but couldn't keep the ball out. He'd made an excellent save earlier in the half to deny the same player. Then in stoppage time, Van Dijk gets himself in a muddle and plays a dangerous pass back that is too far beyond Robertson, doesn't have enough on it to reach Adrian, and is perfectly into the path of the lurking Llorente, and like that, the game has a scoreline that doesn't reflect the overall state of play. A word on Napoli and especially that cry-arsing midget Mertens. They can all fuck off with their card waving antics and Neymar rolls. Not the best start and we require a bounce back like we did against Barcelona when we had to claw back a deficit following a defeat that didn't reflect the performance. We've got Salzburg next and they got a great result tonight. Cunt them in the bastard and rip Genk apart like we know we're capable of, and then the group picture looks a lot rosier.

A bit like the GF, then.

Hate those cunts. Our European bogey side. We let them off the hook. Adrian was brilliant, some fantastic saves and also got a hand to the pen. Unlucky.

Likely be our toughest group game be happy with a draw

A very intense first half. Both teams working extremely hard off the ball, and cancelling each other out for long spells. We’ve had decent opportunities when we’ve caught them off balance, but lacked the quality in the decisive moments. Also they have at least one world class defender, which makes it harder for us. Completely different game from last season, we’ve matched them this time.

Adrian Trent Matip VVD ROBBO Milner Hendo Fabinho Front 3 Yer ma Tonys ma

If it told me it was raining outside I'd go and check.

Because it's profitable. Outrage generates interest, which gets people on the platform. All Twitter cares about is the bottom line. When it's stops being profitable, whether that be through people protesting Twitter and leaving their platform, or people protesting Twitters advertisers and the advertisers leaving the platform, Twitter will remove the element that is the target of the protest. Sorry, that last sentence is a fucking mess.

I was thinking more along the lines of blatant racism and Tory sympathy but I guess these things depend on the individual

Head of the Editors association on 5 Live defending freedom of the press and The Sun’s freedom of expression. Personally I defend Ben Stokes’ freedom to express himself with a cricket bat. In the office of the Editor of The Sun.

Haha! You’ve either got it or you haven’t. I had it, so I was off work.

You can guess which shit rag doorstepped Gareth Thomas’ parents when they found out he was HIV positive.

He'll be fine and be boss. A cracking little player in there. No need to rush him back and he's young. No dramas.

They have nothing in their lives but hating us. They're such a non entity of a club. I reckon they had better days when they were fighting relegation. Now they're just nothing. They won't go down, their best hope of enjoying their team is fluking the last place in the uefa cup and they'll not win that anyway. So there's no fun in supporting Everton, so for years they've taken their fun out of us failing. Now we're getting good and we've won something again, they're lives are in tatters.

Money Heist Parts 1-3 - it's a wee bit far-fetched but I enjoyed this immensely. You do find yourself in parts struggling to keep up with the subtitles and what's happening on screen but it doesn't really dim the enjoyment. The actress who plays Tokyo is sex on legs and the inspector is a milf. 8/10

Why would he take a step down?

Can we ‘shop that graffiti inside a picture of their trophy cabinet.

The monkey was using it. Vs. a koala.

Fuck off Code.

They achieved that 24 years ago.

Well fuck me sideways. I've made it in to The Good Beer Guide 2020. Four years of hard work doing what I love doing and I've got a CAMRA pub of the month award plus this under my belt. Fucking made up.

These cunts are due a serious bumming at Anfield. Absolute snide rats.

Let's hope it's not against us

Bit harsh that mate.

Going to watch this now after Elite posted that on the match thread

I doubt it costs anywhere near £10.

What is it? Stuttering Country & Western?

They could walk back from their European game and beat Watford, I am afraid.

I suspect this is one of the most isolated societies that's probably ever existed. One of the things the news conveniently usually skirts over when they talk about the 'mental health' crisis is that very fact, the fact communities have been torn up and all we do is work, like battery hens. There would have been a time when in a working class estate you'd have known a lot of people where you live, drank with them, your kids would have gone to the same school, you would have watched/played sport with them at the weekend. Communities, friends, families, people willing to step in and help when your mrs had a kid, people willing to root out a dickhead in the street/pub causing problems, people who knew your name when you walked down the street. All gone. Get up, go to work, come home, go to bed - possibly after you've had a few drinks (this applies to all classes, huge problem for middle class women by all accounts), outsource your parenting to a nursery. Hope you don't lose your job. Retire on cat food. Tremendous fun.

I never watch " sky" anything on tv , but tonight I flicked through and watched 10 mins of their debate , I think its some cunt from the daily mail who was on there - I couldn't believe the right wing political bias that was so utterly fucking brazen . How the fuck can anyone who isn't either filthy rich or retarded , vote for these shameless deceitful excuses for human beings

Can't believe people are surprised by this shorting thing. When the banks were on the verge of collapse the head of the federal reserve got all the big bosses in a room and basically said they all had to work together to stop the economy collapsing and he reckoned people were making excuses to leave the room so they could make phone calls to try and make money out of it. This kind of greed is good shit attracts high functioning psychopaths. They're in the boardroom and in the cabinet office, and they simply don't care whether you live of die.