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Agreed. As for Saint Pep, champion of Catalan rights: no issue with his employer when it comes to the rights of mere Arabs, it appears...

Sorry, TK, but you can fuck off giving them the benefit of the doubt. They absolutely do know what the victims in the song means.

Found this for Tony

http://captiongenerator.com/1390692/Laughing-Man-Everton-Edition

The key for me. What really riles rival fans and clubs is them simply knowing they can't compete with the history and general aura of the place. Imagine being a fan of a club that can't even fill its ground for European games and seeing sights like Anfield against Barcelona, and hearing pros like Shearer saying it's the most unforgettable atmosphere at a football ground they've ever experienced. As I say, seeing Guardiola and the players at that weird shit they pulled in front of their ground just smacked of a club trying to imitate something it couldn't quite understand to the point where it actually becomes embarrassing. Success is alien to them, as is glory and passion, and they can only try and mimic what they've seen on the telly and it just looks and comes across plain daft and desperate. That's probably why they were singing this song, they genuinely probably don't know any others. They're like a 13-year-old boy trying to dry-hump a window ledge because they don't fully understand yet what their dick is for. To an extent it's similar to what the mancs have tried to do in the past few years since Ferguson left. They had no bootroom so they tried to buy one, 'Moyes is Scottish like me, I can craft him in my own image'. Oh shit it ddidn't work. 'Giggs is a legend, I'll bring him in'. Oh shit thta didn't work either. Let's try Solksjaer. They say imitation is the best form of flattery I guess. Enjoy the anger I'd say, because it comes from a place that says 'fundamentally, deep down, I know your club is better than mine and I only wish I'd made different life choices early on'.

Liverpool is a predominantly immigrant city and predominantly Irish as well. The bad (and good to be fair) stereotypes of the city are essentially middle England's stereotype of the Irish. Throw a large population of people from around the world into the pot and while we love the Scouseness of it all, to middle England it's a nightmare. We are a rebellious city and they will never keep us down. The establishment has always feared us and this is nothing new. The twenty something or thirty something Chelsea Wolves, or City etc fan probably doesn't know or give a fuck about the ethnic make up of the city, but they are carrying on the stereotypes that their parents or grandparents have. The thing with the Everton fans is how baffling their behaviour is. They are from the city and get tarred with the exact same brush yet seem delighted to play the uncle sam role to the rest of the country and get handed the crumbs from their table. I mean the Stevie slipped on his arse song is horrible for me to hear but is fair game, but the other shite they sing is detestable. I can't comprehend how a large minority of their support can behave that way, yet profess a love for the city. They lost their success a long time ago, but jesus have they lost their pride. For what it's worth, I doubt the likes of Ederson know the connotations of Hillsborough or Sean Cox, but the english ones do. Their club should take ownership of it and apologise for any offence caused. They won't because they want to be the darlings of the establishment and every knobhead from Middlesborough to Portsmouth is happy for them to have that crown if it stops the Scousers. Why admit what they don't have too.

Yeah. Not really arsed about this story anymore. If they want to continue to act like classless cunts and not issue an apologetic statement, but rather a statement which adopts the usual shithousery of "victims isn't about Hillsborough, typical moaning scousers" etc, etc, then that says all we need to know about them. Fuck it. We've got a fucking European Cup final to concentrate on instead. Something those nouveau riche, Wigan with a lottery win, artificial atmosphere creating, plastic flag waving, Koppaberg crying bus wankers have never had and hopefully never will.

Pretty sure I've posted in here before. I've always been depressive. I'm uncoordinated and not the best looking so as a kid I was always a bit of a joke. I'm pretty funny though and reasonably intelligent so I always had mates but was always shit at sport and with girls so I've got low self esteem l. Took tablets since 18 to help anxiety and they do help. This last year is really putting the tablets to the test. Mrs nephew died in June. Dog died in October ( and I loved her so much). Mum had a major heart operation last month and my dads rapidly dying of cancer ( he's that Ill each week is very tough and it cant be long now) Just feel empty all I look forward to is Saturday so I can get smashed

Their players are happy to take blood money from one of the most disgusting regimes on the planet. Singing vile songs about us is pretty small beans in the scheme of things.

I think there's been a generational shift. I noticed it when Chelsea started to do well in the sense that these clubs attract people who aren't really that into footy, but use it as a tool to feel superior and aim derogatory abuse at others - almost as if they themselves have achieved something in life by choosing to support a footy club. I think it's been compounded by Twitter too and the general culture of 'us and them' and where all dialogue between the two is purely abusive. Read the same for Brexit and Donald Trump. A lot of modern fans now don't really care how their own club has performed beyond the desire to simply ram it down rival's throats. I do genuinely reckon if we'd won the league this year, nobody on here would be going over to Manc forums and posting shit, or singing songs about everton or the mancs or whatever else. I personally couldn't be arsed, and if we win the CL they'll be the last thing I think about. Fuck knows, maybe their winning feels empty because they know it's all been bought and paid for. Even their weired little American wrestling style event outside the ground looked pretty naff, it's like they don't even know how to celebrate. If we win the CL, I can't wait to see the aerial shots of both respecting parades and how they contrast. Ours will make theirs look like a wake for Bernard Manning.

Listen, Man Utd might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there given what he's done now since he's come in. Let him sign the contract and go. Ole's at the wheel. He's doing it, he's doing his thing. Man Utd are back.

Police in Madrid are concerned that Spurs fans will try to bring flares into the stadium, because that's what they wore the last time they were in a European final.

Which one is he?

Fuck me that was funny. I've developed a belting poker face over the last few years and I deployed it in full tonight. I want to walk round the bar licking the tears off their sad little faces. Mmmmmmmm Leeds fan tears. Mmmmmmmmm delicious.

Snap - the wilderness years.

Is that Snap, Crackle or Pop?

Win the cup in a few weeks, have a massive parade that makes theirs the other day look like a ripple of applause at a corporate function, sing Liverpool songs all night with no mention of them. That will piss them off more that tit for tat.

Fixed.

The depiction of Liverpool fans goes hand in hand with the view of the city from a lot of the people who still work in the media. Don't forget they're by and large all middle class and a mix of big and small C conservative. Liverpool has always been fair game for sticking the boot in, it's a rebel city so such attacks and abuse are countenanced. It remains the supreme achievement of the ruling class in Britain to make the working class turn against each other. We built their factories, crewed their warships and laid their train-tracks without a brass sovereign to show for it and yet still our loathing is reserved for each other instead. The site of Wolves fans singing sign on encapsulates this perfectly. It's pretty tragic that some people out there are weak-minded and generally sad enough to feel that deriding others enhances their personal status or wellbeing. They're the type of people who'd probably break down in tears if you called them a twat in public.

The 'fight' between Jaimie and Euron was cringeworthy. It was like a slapstick comedy fight. Dragging him back from the blade etc. Load of bollocks.

Never ceases to amaze me that the media let the word 'victim' when directed at us go unmentioned. If we utter the word 'Munich' we get roundly condemned by the very same media. The people in the press box at grounds around the country must hear the 'victims' chant when we play yet all the sports writers, samuel, burt, ashton, bates, winter et al, all maintain an undignified silence. When is this going to be called out? Shameful. It is not right that the Hillsbrough families and people affected by the tragedy should have to sit in stadiums and hear this filth, much less find a professional football club, champions of england no less and its staff have resorted to such behaviour. It's a weird world isnt it? Resort to disgusting behaviour then point the finger of indignation at those we do complain and say that proves the 'victim' mentality.

There's a world of difference between adapting existing material for TV (even if it involves adding the odd original scene or changing a few details) and having to create an entire third of the story yourself from scratch. Prior to this the biggest writing gig either of them had ever held was Wolverine Origins, which is widely considered the worst X-Men movie and one of the worst super hero films ever made. That's the level of writing we're getting now. We've gone from an acclaimed novelist to a pair of unacclaimed Hollywood screenwriters and it shows. They can still produce some big budget, visually spectacular action scenes but the writing, world building and character development has gone to complete shit.

I think they're starting to over take the red mancs in the cuntery rankings. They are basically one entity now, two cheeks of the same arse.

Atletico Madrid... AC Milan... Everton...

Yeah it’s not happened in the books. Stannis is still alive in the books and seems more likely to lead the fight in what the show called the battle of the bastards than Jon Snow. Good chance Jon snow isn’t even there. Hardhome is another thing that hasn’t happened in the books. Jon Snow gets a letter from a ranger saying ‘there are dead things in the water at Hardhome’ and that’s it. The tv episode was wrote from that throwaway line. Another iconic moment with Hodor and the ‘hold the door’ episode isn’t in the books either. Slag off Benioff and Weiss by all means but it seems a bit churlish not to acknowledge that they also created the show in the first place, and didn’t just lose their way as soon as they got further than the books. Like I say, some of the most celebrated episodes; ‘Hardhome, The door, Battle of the Bastards’ were created by them from scratch.

if we beat Spurs, i think we should drive an open top bus past the Ethiad, or whatever the fuck them wank stains call it, just to piss them off. Fucking low life behaviour by their players.

No particular order Justified Boys from the Blackstuff The Rockford Files Morecambe & Wise dinnerladies Band of Brothers Blackadder Only Connect The Wonder Years The Thick of It On the bench The 2 Ronnies Pointless

Just popped in to say I hate Vincent Kompany, with his stupid fucking bulbous head.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2019/may/15/manchester-city-defence-battered-song-misguided-liverpool

Been suffering from depression and anxiety for a couple of years now, apart from a few lapses think I’ve got the depression under control for the main but the anxiety is a fucking bitch. Just washes over me a feeling of impending doom. Feel like I’ve just got the worst news imaginable, like a death in the family or something. Horrible feeling.

I'm 42, got married last year and never had a stag do. Just couldn't be arsed having one

Come on Derby for fuck sake.

He actually went there...and back again.

https://twitter.com/gameofthrones/status/1128677667686027266?s=21

Who said women can’t have a sense of humour... My ol fella is scared shitless of flying. He’ll have 2 Valium and 10 pints of Guinness before stepping foot on a plane. For his birthday his missus took him on holiday to Cyprus and bought him a hot air ballon ride. And told him next year she’s buying him a flight in a microlight plane!

Fuck them.

The thought of warm buttery Macadamias has given me warm buttery macadamias appropriately enough.

This line couldn't be more spot on. You can't just not like a team or a fanbase anymore (And this applies to us more than anyone). You have to completely go out of your way to be the most horrible prick ever. People can't dislike us without throwing shit in regards to Hillsborough, Heysel, unemployment and anything else the city or club has had to put up with in the past. A fan misbehaves in Barcelona, we're all scumbags and the video gets shared on every clickbait site in the world. A city fan throws a pint over Gary Neville the other day and nothing is made of it. It's getting very tiring.

The best bit about football is all this tribal wank from all sides. Life-affirming.

Yeah top bantz mate. Or the other one - where's your famous scouse sense of humour. Basically 70% of the adult population in England is a cunt, I reckon. We'd better win the European Cup because I'm going to adopt a scorched earth policy on Twitter to every boring fucker.

Norwich - purely on the back of repeats of "Delia Smith's TV Christmas Recipe Special" - have a bigger world wide supporter base than Man City.

Why has he negged that? First to fucking cry when its against him but acts the cunt like that with no explanation. Shithouse behaviour.

Curly Watts is returning to Coronation Street but this time he will be played by BT Sport pundit Steve Mcmanaman.