Boris Johnson

[manwiththestick]

5 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Like Scampi Fries but with a filling of vaguely cheese tasting cum.

Yes, I just Googled them and now I remember.

 

They would be left alone on one of those cards behind the bar when all the scampi or bacon fries had been bought.  If I was a marketing man I would have done what KP did back in the day with a picture of a nuddy woman on the card but strategically place the cheese ones over the boobies.

 

Also concerning that your palette would offer up such a comparison on the taste.

[Colonel Bumcunt]

On 07/03/2023 at 12:06, Captain Turdseye said:

 

I resent pub Scampi Fries and Bacon Fries purely because their superior relative, Cheese Moments, are now as rare as rocking horse shit. 
 

Bringing back Cheese Moments needs to be in the Labour manifesto. 

 

And Spiras. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

So the choice between Scampi Fries and Cheese Moments depends on whether you prefer the smell of unwashed fannies or unwashed dicks?

[Poor Scouser T]

2 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

So the choice between Scampi Fries and Cheese Moments depends on whether you prefer the smell of unwashed fannies or unwashed dicks?

Only on the GF in a Boris Johnson thread.

[mattyq]

He's just bought himself a big fuck off house down the road from me with a public footpath through the front garden

Feel for the neighbours

[Gnasher]

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2023/mar/09/boris-johnson-again-nominates-daily-mail-chief-paul-dacre-for-peerage

 

 

[lifetime fan]

27 minutes ago, mattyq said:

He's just bought himself a big fuck off house down the road from me with a public footpath through the front garden

Feel for the neighbours

We expect you to do your civic duty Matty. 

[A Red]

29 minutes ago, mattyq said:

He's just bought himself a big fuck off house down the road from me with a public footpath through the front garden

Feel for the neighbours

Japanese knotweed cuttings is what you need.

 

 

[Arniepie]

18 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2023/mar/09/boris-johnson-again-nominates-daily-mail-chief-paul-dacre-for-peerage

 

 

Standard 

[Gnasher]

His ex.. you learn something every day.

 

 

 

 

[Arniepie]

She gets utterly anhiliaited the absolute fuckwit

[Section_31]

 

I don't think the nazis were technically fascist as they believed in race over state. 

 

Fascism = state over individual.

 

Nazism = leader, race, state, individual.

 

They weren't socialists mind.

[Gnasher]

16 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

I don't think the nazis were technically fascist as they believed in race over state. 

 

Fascism = state over individual.

 

Nazism = leader, race, state, individual.

 

They weren't socialists mind.

 

Yeah maybe but if not technically they were very very close and as you say definitely a million miles away from socialism. 

 

She's been pulled up now.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Gnasher]

On 06/03/2023 at 09:13, Arniepie said:

services to domestic abuse

 

Now now, that was just a "one off"... similar to the defence barrister in court saying 'but my lord my client only murdered the man once'

 

 

https://inews.co.uk/news/uk/boris-johnson-argument-carrie-symonds-police-claims-305295

 

 

 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

9 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

 

Now now, that was just a "one off"... similar to the defence barrister in court saying 'but my lord my client only murdered the man once'

 

 

 

I actually think Fiona Bruce should get suspended for that excruciating attempt at defending domestic violence in the name of political refereeing.  

 

[Kepler-186]

Worra massive prick he is 

[Vincent Vega]

Interesting listen this podcast on who is currently funding the bullshitting yeti and why. It’s only 30 minutes long with two further episodes to come.

 

[Bjornebye]

The shit Lineker has been given and yet Fiona Bruce is still allowed on tv let alone political programmes. Hypocritical fucking cunts. 
 

 

Oh and spiras and cheese bellched moments should not be in the same discussion 

[Arniepie]

9 hours ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

I actually think Fiona Bruce should get suspended for that excruciating attempt at defending domestic violence in the name of political refereeing.  

 

I suspect she is going to get hammered over that.

unbelievable shout

[skend04]

So, the QT producers already had a rebuttal lined up if the wife-beating subject was broached?

 

And Fiona Bruce went along with it, rather than thinking "nah mate, I'm not clarifying spousal battery!"?

 

I guess the infamous BBC impartiality now includes for domestic abuse. I guess next week's will be special debate between Rihanna and Chris Brown.

[Bjornebye]

12 minutes ago, skend04 said:

So, the QT producers already had a rebuttal lined up if the wife-beating subject was broached?

 

And Fiona Bruce went along with it, rather than thinking "nah mate, I'm not clarifying spousal battery!"?

 

I guess the infamous BBC impartiality now includes for domestic abuse. I guess next week's will be special debate between Rihanna and Chris Brown.

 

Speaking of Chris Brown .... I got to Manchester Victoria station last night after work to get the train home and it was full of scantily clad young girls. Turns out he was playing the arena. It was fucking freezing and it was legs and arse all over the place.

 

 

 Unfortunately tickets were sold out.... what 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

10 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Speaking of Chris Brown .... I got to Manchester Victoria station last night after work to get the train home and it was full of scantily clad young girls. Turns out he was playing the arena. It was fucking freezing and it was legs and arse all over the place.

 

 

 Unfortunately tickets were sold out.... what 

If anyone else had posted that, you'd be straight in there with the Master & Commander gif.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, AngryOfTuebrook said:

If anyone else had posted that, you'd be straight in there with the Master & Commander gif.

 

This was me waiting for my train mate

 

[Creator Supreme]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Speaking of Chris Brown .... I got to Manchester Victoria station last night after work to get the train home and it was full of scantily clad young girls. Turns out he was playing the arena. It was fucking freezing and it was legs and arse all over the place.

 

 

 Unfortunately tickets were sold out.... what 

Wow, spousal abuse is an aphrodisiac it seems!

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]