Darren Fletcher

[Dan Vito Corleone]

He's a snarling, moaning cunt but I think he's a good player. All the best to him - but I don't think he'll ever be the player he once was.

[Major Tom]

I had to have an operation for ulcerative colitis. I asked the doc if I would be the piano after the op. He said I would. I said that's funny cos I couldn't play it before.

 

The old ones are the best.

[Mbrownrigg]

I feel really bad for him, injuries are one thing but illness is totally different. I wouldn't wish illness on anyone. Hope he can recover from it.

 

With you on that one Dave, have to say one least unliked United players as well.

[Mathewbet1]

gives you absolutely minging shits so im told, i feel for the lad and his teamates.

[Mbrownrigg]

apparently he trained with us as a kid

[Josef Svejk]

Blah, blah, blah. Are we signing Steven Fletcher?

[aws]

No wonder they were so upset when we trashed the bogs at OT.

[silverlining]

YOU CAN'T SHIT, IT'S UNBELIEVABLE!

[Scousa Tomo]

Some quality work going on here but I'm going to wade in and stick up for Fletcher.

 

It must be bad to reach "wade hieght", and what are you going to stick up? hes probably already tried a cork and various fruits.

 

Must of been one messy dressing room at half time that, Fletcher unleashing a river of shite and Taggarts face doing the same.

[Reacher]

What have Darren Fletcher and David De Gea got in common?

 

 

They both struggle to keep clean sheets.

[Jairzinho]

Glad this has all been cleared up before the shit really hits the fan.

[Squabblefest]

 

Wayne Rooney: "And I always thought it was Bebe stinking the place out."

 

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Alex Ferguson: "I'd just like to confirm that with Fletcher gone, Anderson is now the shittiest midfielder we've got."

[Mathewbet1]

I do not wish to follow through with this thread

[Paulie Dangerously]

Blah, blah, blah. Are we signing Steven Fletcher?

 

We're just going through the motions

[Iceman]

There'll always be a stool for you at the Toilet Darren.

[Nunavut Patrick]

Wouldn't wish it on anyone. Know someone close who has Crohns (similiar symptoms) and its tough. During a flare up they're bed ridden, you can go days without eating.

 

This person looks at a plate of food and will tell me if I eat this I will be in pain for 3 hours and shattin for another 2 hours so its not worth it.

 

Not that disease is glamorous, but poo diseases are the least glamorous. I mean would you rather have Tourettes where you can run around shouting shit shit shit or UC where you just shit shit shit?

[the walsh]

dont worry darren pampers will supply you with a lifetime of adult nappies

[Karl_b]

From what Ferguson said today it doesn't look good for Fletcher, I expect him to retire within a year, feel sorry for the bloke.

[Mathewbet1]

The whole story left a foul stench in the room. I feel for his wife and anyone within 5 meters of him. Natural seepage and all that.

[Bjornebye]

agreed that he is one of the only utd players I dont hate, hope he gets better. no good them shit-house aids.

[Elite]

Fletcher is alrite, no problems with the guy. Just plays for them horrible mancs.

[JohnnyH]

Shame for him. He's won loads though and made good money so he can retire with a smile on his face....

 

 

...and cacks full of shit.

[Lycan]

Fuck him!!!

 

I might of had some symphathy for Darren if he hadn't of been dancing round near the half-way line with Ferdinand, Wes Brown and the rest of the manc cunts singing "without killing anyone, we won it three times!!!". After they'd beaten Chelsea in the CL final.

[silverlining]

YOU CAN'T SHIT, IT'S UNBELIEVABLE!

 

I don't even remeber typing this, but it's nice to have a reminder now and then how unremittingly hilarious I really am.

 

As for Fletcher, I genuinely couldn't give a shit. Much like Darren himself.

[Bjornebye]

Fuck him!!!

 

I might of had some symphathy for Darren if he hadn't of been dancing round near the half-way line with Ferdinand, Wes Brown and the rest of the manc cunts singing "without killing anyone, we won it three times!!!". After they'd beaten Chelsea in the CL final.

 

If this is true then I hope he drowns in his own shit