The Official Cricket Thread

[Bernard Diomede]

What the fuck is Stokes playing at bowling a 12 over spell on a dodgy knee the daft cunt. Absolute idiocy.

[Creator Supreme]

That not out has pissed McGrath off royally!

 

Marvellous!

[an tha]

10 minutes ago, Captain Howdy said:

Dunno why crater face is having pops at Duckett, it’s nowt to do with him, you can’t catch the ball then slide it along the ground like that 

Is right.

 

How it is even a debate is beyond me.

[an tha]

McGrath has lost the plot.

 

"Did the ground assist him catching the ball? Did him sliding aiding the catch? It did not assist him, he had control of the ball. Every catch in this series, we'll have to make sure they are in control of their body"

 

Er, Glen - until he stops moving that is connected to the act of catching the ball and has the ball under his control fully, the ball can't make contact with the deck.

 

Very simple. If he had turned his hand over and back of his hand run along ground it would be fine . . . But you can't do what he did.

[Creator Supreme]

22 minutes ago, an tha said:

McGrath has lost the plot.

 

"Did the ground assist him catching the ball? Did him sliding aiding the catch? It did not assist him, he had control of the ball. Every catch in this series, we'll have to make sure they are in control of their body"

 

Er, Glen - until he stops moving that is connected to the act of catching the ball and has the ball under his control fully, the ball can't make contact with the deck.

 

Very simple. If he had turned his hand over and back of his hand run along ground it would be fine . . . But you can't do what he did.

I hope it eats away at him for the rest of his days!

[sir roger]

Did he say that the 3rd umpire would have given it out if it was England ?

If so he may be in trouble over his job.

[George Costanza]

So what do we think about tomorrow.  A valiant last day effort or all out before lunch?

 

On another note I really don't like test matches starting on a Wednesday. Call me old fashioned but it should be a Thursday start with Monday finish. 

[Creator Supreme]

10 minutes ago, George Costanza said:

So what do we think about tomorrow.  A valiant last day effort or all out before lunch?

All out before lunch obviously, but let's hope there's a few more decisions which piss the Aussies off!

[TD_LFC]

"Bazball"

 

 

[Preston Red]

3 hours ago, Creator Supreme said:

All out before lunch obviously, but let's hope there's a few more decisions which piss the Aussies off!

Especially Labuschagne. Never trust someone whose face is too small for their head. Can't stick that gobshite.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

McGrath was a true great but is also a huge Manchild.

[sir roger]

9 hours ago, Preston Red said:

Especially Labuschagne. Never trust someone whose face is too small for their head. Can't stick that gobshite.

 

Complete with chewing gum practically on his nose every time you see the cunt.

[sir roger]

Trescothick reckons the game is 'in the balance.

I knew the county lines would get to Somerset eventually.

[Remmie]

5 minutes ago, sir roger said:

Trescothick reckons the game is 'in the balance.

I knew the county lines would get to Somerset eventually.

Haha wow, I am quite the optimist and have even placed an overnight bet on England to win but only because of the well justified long odds. Between Duckett, Stokes and Bairstow we need 2 centuries and a fifty. 

[Jairzinho]

Got 87 yesterday. Pretty disappointed that it isn't being discussed here, to be honest.

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

Wrex from the Mass Effect games

 

 

 

 

Steve Smith, Australian man baby

 

[YorkshireRed]

Did anyone see that magnificent 87 by @Jairzinho yesterday? 
 

Fantastic knock. David Gower would have tipped his hat to some of those effortless strokes.

 

Shame he didn’t make his century. The useless twat. 

[Brownie]

87 off 400 balls I hear. Geoffrey would have been so proud.

[Creator Supreme]

2 minutes ago, Brownie said:

87 off 400 balls I hear. Geoffrey would have been so proud.

No need to rush!

[Captain Howdy]

1 hour ago, Remmie said:

Haha wow, I am quite the optimist and have even placed an overnight bet on England to win but only because of the well justified long odds. Between Duckett, Stokes and Bairstow we need 2 centuries and a fifty. 

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

1 hour ago, Jairzinho said:

Got 87 yesterday. Pretty disappointed that it isn't being discussed here, to be honest.

The dread Aussie number, unlucky fella.

[Gnasher]

1 hour ago, Jairzinho said:

Got 87 yesterday. Pretty disappointed that it isn't being discussed here, to be honest.

 

Yeah but we only bowl underarm in Wales. Decent knock all the same.

[Scooby Dudek]

Bollocks, really don't like Carey. 

[Tj hooker]

Naive batting by Duckett could easily have been on the honours board twice in this match if he was a bit smarter  ffs 

[Brownie]

Gonna lose by 150 after Crawley mouthing off aren’t we?