The 'who did you used to be' thread

[TheBitch]

I wanna be iRat.

[RedinSweden]

I wanna be TheBitch

[Red Banjo]

I am a RedinSweden sometimes

 

I've also been a - RedinFinland, she was hooooooooooooooot!

 

RedinNorway, bit too drunk to remember too much. Was similar to playing pool with a piece of rope.

 

RedinNewZealand, amazing blowie. Ace cans.

 

Etc...

[Dan]

i was fernando, now im dan

[Section_31]

i was fernando, now im dan

 

There's a Jeremy Kyle show in there somewhere.

[Sut]

I used to be Sutty13.

[The Special One]

I'm not all that special. But I'll stay this way for Lurtzy's sanity. x

[BatChainPuller]

I was one of Dr Ahmed Phd's experiments.

[Magic Sponge]

I was a number, I'm now an equation.

[Guest simon]

simonlfcgreen

[Unrighteous]

I am not who I am......

 

 

Actually, I've always been JohnnyH since I entered the internet in a non sexual way.

 

Who were you when you entered the internet in a sexual way? Was it rape?

[llego]

Poor Snowy used to be somebody.

 

He used to be an innocent babe that was not a cunt

 

simonlfcgreen

 

hahaha ace. in that vein, llegovski

[Unrighteous]

Is being a cunt genetic, or developmental?

[llego]

Is being a cunt genetic, or developmental?

 

Well RR would say genetic

[Fowlers God]

I used to be a fun loving party animal, shagging everything in sight, out with all my mates and a generally decent laugh.

 

I now have two kids, a shit dead end job, in bed by 9 and go at least 2 weeks before the occasional shag.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Help a brother out. I'm losing track of who's who with all you fuckers changing names and what not. Did Anubis used to be Skidders? Confusing, this shit. Just chuck your name in here if you've changed it recently.

 

Ha in no way can I put posts together like Anubis does.

 

I must be doing something right on here for you to think that though.

[zigackly]

Is being a cunt genetic, or developmental?

 

Bit of nature, bit of nurture.

[Mav]

I was banned user

[Elmyn Noos]

I used to be a fun loving party animal, shagging everything in sight, out with all my mates and a generally decent laugh.

 

I now have two kids, a shit dead end job, in bed by 9 and go at least 2 weeks before the occasional shag.

 

You've not been married that long then.

[Fowlers God]

You've not been married that long then.

 

Not even married yet Noo's thats the problem!!

[Elmyn Noos]

Not even married yet Noo's thats the problem!!

 

I suspected as much - sex every fortnight is a distant memory for us married folk.

[Guest davelfc]

You speak for yourself, when I was with my ex I had sex every single day, well not on the days she came home early obviously.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Used to be Hyypia girl.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I used to be a fun loving party animal, shagging everything in sight, out with all my mates and a generally decent laugh.

 

I now have two kids, a shit dead end job, in bed by 9 and go at least 2 weeks before the occasional shag.

 

I suspected as much - sex every fortnight is a distant memory for us married folk.

 

Haha, every man has that moment lying in bed where he looks to his bird/wife, on facebook/asleep/reading, thinking to himself, hang on a minute, I'm a fucking sexual deviant, women should fucking pay for this shit, why is she not ripping my pyjamas ans socks off ?? anyway fuck her, I've still got it and if she hurries up and goes to sleep I can crack a sneaky one off in my sock.

[Fowlers God]

Haha, every man has that moment lying in bed where he looks to his bird/wife, on facebook/asleep/reading, thinking to himself, hang on a minute, I'm a fucking sexual deviant, women should fucking pay for this shit, why is she not ripping my pyjamas ans socks off ?? anyway fuck her, I've still got it and if she hurries up and goes to sleep I can crack a sneaky one off in my sock.

 

 

My sock turned into a pair of boxer shorts, Had a more sparce area of cloth that didnt need changing as often.