Eurovision Song Contest

[Trumo]

That Ukrainian girl is stunning. If I went to Kiev and said that, no doubt someone will turn around and ask which Ukrainian girl?!

 

But are they chicks with dicks?

 

Always wary after previous years...

 

You're trying to tell us you've knocked one out over Dana International aren't you? Whatever floats yer boat.

[Redder Lurtz]

I've got a £20 note that says PP has euro-bunting and little bowls of peanuts and olives dotted round his living room.

 

To be fair, I'd be there. Would be great fun. Not in a gay way though, in a laughing along with Norton and chomping on nuts kind of way.

 

Oh bugger.

 

I mean, oh shit.

 

I mean, oh whatever...

[manwiththestick]

Denmark will win because they let a fit bird sing. We have Bonnie fucking Tyler. Fuming.

[Captain Turdseye]

Just popped in to let everybody know that there's boxing on Sky and Hetrosexuality is only a few clicks away.

[Paulie Dangerously]

I'd do time for that Finland lass

[manwiththestick]

Just popped in to let everybody know that there's boxing on Sky and Hetrosexuality is only a few clicks away.

 

Three clicks to watching sweaty men in shorts holding each other.

[Captain Turdseye]

Three clicks to watching sweaty men in shorts holding each other.

 

You keep telling yourself that.

[manwiththestick]

I love Eurovision purely because the wife totally digs it and has a rare few drinks in the house so it's one of my only guaranteed nosh nights.

[Pony Princess]

I've got a £20 note that says PP has euro-bunting and little bowls of peanuts and olives dotted round his living room.

 

To be fair, I'd be there. Would be great fun. Not in a gay way though, in a laughing along with Norton and chomping on nuts kind of way.

 

Oh bugger.

 

I mean, oh shit.

 

I mean, oh whatever...

 

Dang man. When I was doing the invites I just didn't think it would be your scene :frowny-face: This time next year, clear the diary!

[bizzle10]

Sorry to say our songs recently are shite for fucks sake we gave the world the beatles,rolling stones,the who,led zepplin,the clash,the smiths,the specials,the stone roses,oasis etc and we cant get someone to write a catchy euro song might as well join UKIP then

[Pony Princess]

Just popped in to let everybody know that there's boxing on Sky and Hetrosexuality is only a few clicks away.

 

Two negros dripping blood and sweat all over each other, hugging a bit before the short baldy fella tells them to knock it off.. for 20 seconds.

 

Hmm.

[Redder Lurtz]

Dang man. When I was doing the invites I just didn't think it would be your scene :frowny-face: This time next year, clear the diary!

 

You have a date next year. I'll bring some wine, you sort some beers and provide nibbles, and promise to not try and shag me. Sound good?

[Captain Turdseye]

Two negros dripping blood and sweat all over each other, hugging a bit before the short baldy fella tells them to knock it off.. for 20 seconds.

 

Hmm.

 

When you put it like that...

[Pony Princess]

You have a date next year. I'll bring some wine, you sort some beers and provide nibbles, and promise to not try and shag me. Sound good?

 

I can't make any promises

 

[Joe Le Taxi]

Can I come?

 

I mean err...

 

Fuck it, just don't drug me and send me home in a taxi.

[Liverpool lad]

I love Eurovision purely because the wife totally digs it and has a rare few drinks in the house so it's one of my only guaranteed nosh nights.

 

Next years thread title

 

Eurovision/nosh night for manwithstick

[Paulie Dangerously]

Watched this with loads of Irish who knew the lad who did the choreography for Irelands entry.

 

Funny as

[Guest LFD]

De Gea's bird just sang for Spain

 

[Red Phoenix]

I love the Eurovision. it is a celebration of cheese.

 

[Guest LFD]

Australia are in this? WTF

[Guest LFD]

The size of Nigella's baps!

 

 

[Mook]

De Gea's bird just sang for Spain

 

Fucking slag.

 

There's nothing worse than a hot bird wearing absolutely honking clothes.

[aRdja]

The blonde Austrian host tho...

 

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[Section_31]

I'm pretty sure Britain's entries these days are all just deliberate piss takes.

[sir roger]

I reckon that 'My Lovely Horse' is a better song than any UK / Ireland have entered in 10 years.