Andy Carroll, what does he do?

[Russ Atmosphere]

"Rumours of a dressing room incident involving Andy during Kenny Dalglish's reign have gathered pace amongst the Merseyside rumour mill in recent months."

 

what is he supposed to have done?

 

Kenny reckoned Boyzone were bestest but Andy was adamant Westlife ruled the roost. Turned nasty.

[MajesticSuarez]

Andy Carroll is effectively an attacking version of Phil Jones. Both turn like a ferry and run like a cow. Both also have the mobility of a wheelie bin.

[navbasi]

Comolli you stupid twat, as if putting a 1 million pound buy out clause in Kuyt's contract wasn't bad enough, he's put a 25% sell on clause in Carroll's contract after paying 35 million pound cash on transfer deadline day, complete and utter incompetence.

 

I'm just glad that FSG realised quickly that Comolli was an incompetent cunt. Another season with him handling player contracts and transfer fees and we would have been well and truly fucked.

[MajesticSuarez]

The sell on clause only comes into play if the club makes a profit. Liverpool making a loss will ensure that is null and void. The best example is Tom Ince. Liverpool sold Tom Ince for £300,000. The only way the sell on fee cannot be activated is if Ince is sold for less than £300,000. Liverpool are entitled to 35% of everything over £300,000.

[ChrisM]

MajesticSuarez (sic) can you please start an 'Official Andy Carroll Transfer Sell On Fee Thread' as the last few threads I've had the misfortune of reading have all been polluted by this issue.

 

Failing that maybe PM Dave to set up a new sub-forum?

 

Cheers.

[GR10 LFC]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22774277

 

"West Ham have had a £14.5m bid for Sevilla striker Alvaro Negredo rejected, according to the Spanish club's president."

 

Wonder if this is genuine or West Ham trying to force Carroll's price down further?

[RobbieOR]

Negredo would be mad to go there. Allardyce would try and ruin him.

[Megadrive Man]

Staggering if true.

 

Liverpool transfers: Andy Carroll wants West Ham to give him a pay-rise to £100,000-a-week to make move permanent - Mirror Online

[ChrisM]

If true he really is thick as fucking pig shit.

[navbasi]

It's World Cup year, thank god... He'll be gone to make sure he's on that plane.

[ChrisM]

If true he really is thick as fucking pig shit.

 

I'd just like to point out that San Mong negged me for this, he has no problem with Carroll holding out for 100k p/w as 'the cost of living in London is higher'.

[Russ Atmosphere]

*Comes to thread with hope, sees Carroll hasn't been sold, leaves deflated*

[WhiskeyJar]

Oh fucks sake....

 

Something else to look at lads:

 

 

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[Jairzinho]

I'd just like to point out that San Mong negged me for this, he has no problem with Carroll holding out for 100k p/w as 'the cost of living in London is higher'.

 

You can't seriously expect him to live on £70k p/w, can you?

[Bobby Hundreds]

You can't seriously expect him to live on £70k p/w, can you?

 

And people talk like slavery is dead... Well it isn't its alive and kicking and poor Fuckers like carrol can't even afford to buy a house... a week.

[Jairzinho]

I bet kebabs are expensive in London as well.

 

His haters haven't bothered factoring that in either.

[Anubis]

He's not signing for anyone while he's on holiday. A modicum of calm, gentlemen.

[kalasoma]

With the house prices in Essex it's going to cost an arm and a leg. Plus you factor in the cost of petrol to and from training. The extra 20K will come in handy.

[MajesticSuarez]

I bet kebabs are expensive in London as well.

 

His haters haven't bothered factoring that in either.

 

 

Is that the reason why Rooney is refusing to join Arsenal? I thought it was because they don't win anything. I also heard another reason why Rooney turned down Arsenal was because the price of whores in London is twice what they are in Manchester.

[Section_31]

I sometimes fantasise about General Zod finding Carroll paralytic in the street, and kicking him to the moon.

[Megadrive Man]

I bet kebabs are expensive in London as well.

 

His haters haven't bothered factoring that in either.

 

Not to mention Jager Bombs.

[Gym Beglin]

How much longer do we have to put up with this Geordie wanker?

 

He's just as bad as Diao or Aquilani, the fucking useless greedy twat. We should remind the press about this bloke everytime they have a go at us about buying non-British players, or the state of the Under 21's team or national team.

[Garrincha]

And people talk like slavery is dead... Well it isn't its alive and kicking and poor Fuckers like carrol can't even afford to buy a house... a week.

 

Those hairbands don't buy themselves.

[magicrat]

How much longer do we have to put up with this Geordie wanker?

 

He's just as bad as Diao or Aquilani, the fucking useless greedy twat. We should remind the press about this bloke everytime they have a go at us about buying non-British players, or the state of the Under 21's team or national team.

 

Firstly I never wanted Carroll and still dont but to be fair we chased and paid stupid money to get him. No pressure on Carrolls part to move to Liverpool ; he was quite happy pissing it up in Geordieland. Kenny got him playing quite well by the end of the season .Rodgers completely bungled the whole situation and publicly let it be know he wasnt part of his plans. He ends up getting fucked off to Boiled Ham and to be fair he does a decent shift for them but doesnt want to sign permanently. Fair enough really and if by putting in a demand to West Ham for a wage increase he gets his move back to Newcastle then its fair enough as far as he is concerned . His agent will have told him to pull this stunt to increase the pressure to resolve the situation.

[RazorBack]

When you think about it, it really is ridiculous what have we done in past transfer windows...And that's an understatement.