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Stuff that makes you feel old


RedinSweden
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My birthday. Fucking thing comes every year too

 

Be happy. The alternative is not so nice.

 

My speed.

 

If my calculations are correct it's actually the speed I'm travelling that makes time seem like it's passing quickly. I think I need to find a way of living my life whilst travelling at the speed of light and then time will be a lot slower.

 

Suggestions?

 

I'd drop the railway.

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Be happy. The alternative is not so nice.

 

 

 

I'd drop the railway.

 

I turned on the switch to my little project and there's now a sort of...well, I suppose you'd call it a vortex, swirling around in the garden and...yep, there it goes...it just sucked in the shed.

 

I think I put a decimal place in wrong.

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I'm 18 in exactly 1 hour and 4 minutes. That is some scary shit.

 

This makes me feel old. And hte fact my kids keep going on about my grey hair on my head and the wife about the grey hair in my pubes so next week it's just for men all over. That'll shut em up.....

 

 

 

For a while.

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We'll be the first generation of fully computer literate geriatrics, too. A whole forum of Hermes's.

 

We'll very soon have a world where old people have no experience of hardship and nothing at all to make you feel guilty about. "In my day, we smoked pot, listened to Hendrix and had affordable housing." If they think I'm giving up my bus seat, they can get fucked.

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