The world of a woman.

[Strontium]

I remember a fella in work, a proper mental case who got accused of harassing female staff, and so whenever he spoke to women for a while after that, he would say "By the way, this isn't harassment".

[littletedwest]

1 minute ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

I remember a fella in work, a proper mental case who got accused of harassing female staff, and so whenever he spoke to women for a while after that, he would say "By the way, this isn't harassment".

I remember seeing something shared on Facebook. Some bloke messaged a bird " before we start this conversation I have to legally inform you I'm a registered sex offender"

I bet that had her bloody excited  

[Rico1304]

Kidnap her, after a couple of days in the basement she’ll tell you what you want to hear. 

[3 Stacks]

I'm not loving these fucking replies, I'm really not. 

[A Red]

Bit of slack eh lads

[General Dryness]

2 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

I'm not loving these fucking replies, I'm really not. 

Tell you what, that fucking ho needs some dogshit through her letterbox. That'll teach her to play games with the stackmeister.

[3 Stacks]

3 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

Tell you what, that fucking ho needs some dogshit through her letterbox. That'll teach her to play games with the stackmeister.

Listen, in all seriousness, I knew of this girl but hadn't had the chance to talk to her. And I'm not fucking Don Juan that can just go up to girls on a whim and ask them out.

 

So I put myself in a situation where I could talk to her, she did her job, which I paid for, and I asked if we could keep contact after. This isn't some creepy thing. 

[General Dryness]

3 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

Listen, in all seriousness, I knew of this girl but hadn't had the chance to talk to her. And I'm not fucking Don Juan that can just go up to girls on a whim and ask them out.

 

So I put myself in a situation where I could talk to her, she did her job, which I paid for, and I asked if we could keep contact after. This isn't some creepy thing. 

But do you understand that she might have got the vibe that you were after a bit of rumpy pumpy and might have found it a bit creepy that you booked a PT session with her at her work to further that objective?

 

I'm not ripping on you mate, that's just my perspective from the outside looking in.

[3 Stacks]

11 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

But do you understand that she might have got the vibe that you were after a bit of rumpy pumpy and might have found it a bit creepy that you booked a PT session with her at her work to further that objective?

 

I'm not ripping on you mate, that's just my perspective from the outside looking in.

Yes, I asked myself the same question about what she would be thinking before. I just couldn't ever get to talk to her organically. I asked a female friend beforehand about how she would feel herself in the situation of this girl and I was told this wouldn't personally bother her, although this is just one girl's opinion. 

 

And we only had casual conversation during the session, I was only showing interest in the way that I was asking about her life. 

[Josef Svejk]

1 hour ago, littletedwest said:

Reminds me, when I was 18 I got bladdered. My mates mum and auntie saw me slumped against a wall and decided take me home in a taxi.Apparently I got my cock out and told his auntie "have a feel of this"

Literally no recollection of this 

And you've been known as Little Ted ever since. 

[General Dryness]

4 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

Yes, I asked myself the same question about what she would be thinking before. I just couldn't ever get to talk to her organically. I asked a female friend beforehand about how she would feel herself in the situation of this girl and I was told this wouldn't personally bother her, although this is just one girl's opinion. 

 

And we only had casual conversation during the session, I was only showing interest in the way that I was asking about her life. 

Shit happens. If it's meant to be, it'll be. If not, as difficult as it can be when you like someone, just move on. 

[Chairman Meow]

 

31 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

Listen, in all seriousness, I knew of this girl but hadn't had the chance to talk to her. And I'm not fucking Don Juan that can just go up to girls on a whim and ask them out.

 

So I put myself in a situation where I could talk to her, she did her job, which I paid for, and I asked if we could keep contact after. This isn't some creepy thing. 

 

 

I'd be inclined to disagree with that. 

 

[Bjornebye]

18 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

 

And we only had casual conversation during the session, I was only showing interest in the way that I was asking about her life. 

Where do you live? What time do you go to bed? When did you last wash your fanny? 

 

Nah good luck to you. Both of you. 

[lifetime fan]

30 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

I was only showing interest in the way that I was asking about her life. 

 

Do you fuck on first dates? 
Does your dad own a brewery? 
 

 

 

 

© Kevin Bloody Wilson

[Josef Svejk]

48 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

So I put myself in a situation where I could talk to her, she did her job, which I paid for, and I asked if we could keep contact after. This isn't some creepy thing. 

[3 Stacks]

1 minute ago, Josef Svejk said:

Is that supposed to be funny? 

[tokyojoe]

Back in the '80s I worked in an office where there were plenty of fit birds. I walked backed from the loo one day and two of them were leaning over an office partition chatting to someone the other side with their backs to me. The office carpet was one that developed a lot of static electricity so I keenly rubbed my shoes on it to boost it up. Touched both girls on the back and the shock nearly sent them through the ceiling.They both burst out laughing and we wound up having a group hug.

 

Fuck knows what would happen if I did that nowadays.

[littletedwest]

2 minutes ago, tokyojoe said:

Back in the '80s I worked in an office where there were plenty of fit birds. I walked backed from the loo one day and two of them were leaning over an office partition chatting to someone the other side with their backs to me. The office carpet was one that developed a lot of static electricity so I keenly rubbed my shoes on it to boost it up. Touched both girls on the back and the shock nearly sent them through the ceiling.They both burst out laughing and we wound up having a group hug.

 

Fuck knows what would happen if I did that nowadays.

I remember being at a managers meeting were one guy was talking about being a note taker at a disciplinary. A manager had walked over to a girl and flopped his knob on her shoulder. Obviously he got sacked, I just piped up " political correctness gone mad"

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, littletedwest said:

Reminds me, when I was 18 I got bladdered. My mates mum and auntie saw me slumped against a wall and decided take me home in a taxi.Apparently I got my cock out and told his auntie "have a feel of this"

Literally no recollection of this 

So this is where your nickname comes from,it's what you call your cock?

[Superb]

1 hour ago, 3 Stacks said:

So I put myself in a situation where I could talk to her, she did her job, which I paid for, and I asked if we could keep contact after. This isn't some creepy thing. 

[Chip Butty]

Shes had a Flattery low test, today in work, apparently. 

 

 

Subsequent 'was no-one nice to you' questions, by me, have fell on confused ears. Its now the official top of the pops test-name in our house, since about 20 minutes ago when she got in. 

[3 Stacks]

@Bob Spunkmouse you're such a cunt, man. How the fuck is that harrassment. That's legitimately gonna send me over the edge. My intentions weren't all pure obviously, but I was respectful the entire time with her. I wasn't asking for you all the agree with me she might have been snakey, I was asking for an opinion. That's an insult to women who have been harrassed to call that harrassment. Fucking cunt.

[Captain Turdseye]

It’s not exactly Leo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet on the Titanic but this is definitely one of the more heartwarming love stories we’ve had on here down the years 

[3 Stacks]

2 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

It’s not exactly Leo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet on the Titanic but this is definitely one of the more heartwarming love stories we’ve had on here down the years 

Turdseye, I like you man, but dont make fun of me for this, this time. I feel terrible 

[Captain Turdseye]

1 hour ago, 3 Stacks said:

Turdseye, I like you man, but dont make fun of me for this, this time. I feel terrible 

I know you like me, Stacksy. I appreciate that. At this moment in time I’m also particularly grateful that you don’t like any of my female family members.