Bob Spunkmouse

And there should be an umpires call element to offsides. we've gone from “the benefit of the doubt goes to the attacker” to “this boot is 5mm closer to the goal that that boot, after 5 minutes of looking at it”.

If all those ingredients were cooked properly, it would be a belter. those eggs though? Christ. everything else looks under done to me, especially the sausage and mushrooms.

My dads scouse and barely mentions it. i lived in Liverpool for 4 years as a student and there was nothing worse than being in the pub with a professional scouser who believed he was funny. He never was. awesome city, and mostly terrific people, but the wistful nostalgia is annoying.

Also incredible how often he calls Mane Sane, and how the editors fail to pick up on it every time.

Solid effort. Personally I don’t see a place for tinned tomatoes on a brekkie. Whether this is a a success or not comes down to just one thing... are those yolks runny?

Total Accuracy. I demand TOTAL ACCURACY!

Nope. The crap rule exists because of and alongside VAR. For the same reasons. If we weren’t getting the “ultimate accountability” of VAR, we wouldn’t have this nonsense change to handball. its the same thing. its moving to satisfy internet whoppers who cry over every wrong decision. Just get on with it.

That’s fair to a degree. It’s the rule that is nonsense, but VAR can’t get a free pass. The goal was only ruled out because of VAR. Without it, the goal stands. Simple as that.

How was Oxo Chambo?

I’ve always liked VAR. never had a bad word to say about it!

And I already miss the lads. Gutted.

Got bloody banned again.

Liverpool reserves?

The lino flagged pretty immediately for a goal kick it looked like to me. personally I didn’t think the ref was much good. Fair enough she let the game flow which is often not the case with refs from the continent, so credit to her for that, but she let some pretty blatant fouls go as part of that, she gave three throw ins the wrong way in the space of about 5 minutes, and she got the pen dead wrong. it didn’t look a pen in real time to me. I agree they didn’t want to overturn her decision so just went with it, but it was an awful decision. she wasn’t the worst ref I’ve seen - she wasn’t Anthony Taylor - but I still thought she was a bit shit, myself. As for the rest of it, pretty much spot on.

So a handful of posts in their Liverpool thread yesterday said how they weren’t at all arsed about the super cup. the first mention in the “today’s football” happened 30 minutes into the match. So they probably weren’t arsed. 2 hours and 40 pages later... they’re still not arsed.