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The drunk thread.

Ezekiel 25:17

By Ezekiel 25:17,
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Red Phoenix Grand Master

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Had 8 bottles of Cobra beer with a Chilli Tikka Masala last night followed by 4 brandy's. My hole is in for a right pounding later isn't it.

In bed here with hangover, getting up shortly though I think, that's made me feel hungry.

 

Actually now that I've though about it, staying in bed for a bit longer. Can't be doing with the hassle of making something whilst feeling like this. Went to a garage about a mile away at some point in the morning for a final bottle, and can remember the guy at the garage laughing but have no idea what I said. Can't even remember what bottle I got either, pretty sure I drank it though. Glad it's over anyway.

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Duvet day mate.

 

You didn't break the economy, it was already that way when you found it.

 

I work for the tax office, I'm supposed to be helping to fix the fucker.

 

No duvet day for me, I take responsibility for my actions.

 

(By responsibility, I mean I will probably fuck off after 4 hours since I'm on flexitime.)

 

Going to watch Iron Man 3 now since I downloaded it earlier.

 

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I got home at 7am yesterday morning, I was so fucked I couldn't work my key so slept in the stair. Fuck me, I'm still dying today.

 

In the doghouse as well.

 

Haven't done a sleep outside in a long while. 

 

The best bit is when you're so tired that keeping up any pretence of being apologetic is out of the question because you're ratty as fuck.

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Haven't done a sleep outside in a long while. 

 

The best bit is when you're so tired that keeping up any pretence of being apologetic is out of the question because you're ratty as fuck.

 

Can remember years ago coming home about 4 in the morning, out of my tree and I've lost my house keys, yet again. Not wanting to wake my parents I start throwing little stones at my brothers window, I finally wake him up, he opens his bedroom window and I explain what I've done. The cunt just laughs, refuses to let me and goes back to sleep.

 

So I end up sleeping in the dog kennel and being found by my ol dear 10 o'clock in the morning with my legs hanging out the kennel. 

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