Works Christmas Nights out

[The Golden Eel]

Mods delete this thread please.  I'm a responsible dad in a long stable relationship and I disavow the drunken, chubby chasing days of my past. 

 

*Goes to page 1 and starts reading every post*

[Total Longo]

Mine is tomorrow. I've booked Monday off in advance.

 

Swanky meal followed by "entertainment" in The Green Room til the early hours.

 

Oh we are havin' it LARGE!

[Fowlers God]

Last year we went out to a pub quiz and had a laugh. This year we were going out for a few beers again, nothing formal but now they’ve gone and invited the 30 odd customer service girls from our customer next door- what the fuck could possibly go wrong?

[Rico1304]

Last year we went out to a pub quiz and had a laugh. This year we were going out for a few beers again, nothing formal but now they’ve gone and invited the 30 odd customer service girls from our customer next door- what the fuck could possibly go wrong?

Bin bagged.

 

One of the teams I work with are going ice skating. They are all middle aged men.

[Creator Supreme]

Mods delete this thread please. I'm a responsible dad in a long stable relationship and I disavow the drunken, chubby chasing days of my past.

Not a frigging chance mate, we can't forget our past misdemeanours so you're not getting away with it either!

[Harry Squatter]

Not even going on my one this year. Just cannot be arsed.

[lifetime fan]

Missed last years as we were on honeymoon, I’m working this year so everyone else can go.

 

Probably best after a works night out a couple of weeks back.

[Tony Moanero]

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[rubble-rouser]

Bin bagged.

 

One of the teams I work with are going ice skating. They are all middle aged men.

 

Do you work  at the BBC or the Catholic Church?

[mattyq]

First time in several years that I'll be going to one

Free meal and ale all night

Mmmmm

[Rico1304]

Do you work at the BBC or the Catholic Church?

Ha ha. They’ll be offering to help the fallen teenagers I’m sure.

[SlugTrail]

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i don't get your point Tony.

[Anubis]

i don't get your point Tony.

 

His mam doesn't approve of Christmas nights out. An affront to the Baby Jesus.

[Jenson]

Got our Footy lads night out tomorrow with £400 as our kitty. Watching a certain sports event in the Camp & Furnace and then into Bongo's Bingo. I'm planning on being too twatted by then to even see the numbers, will just be perving at all the young girls.

[Curly]

Got our Footy lads night out tomorrow with £400 as our kitty. Watching a certain sports event in the Camp & Furnace and then into Bongo's Bingo. I'm planning on being too twatted by then to even see the numbers, will just be perving at all the young girls.

Young girls at the bingo? How old are you - 83?

[Rico1304]

Young girls at the bingo? How old are you - 83?

House!

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Young girls at the bingo? How old are you - 83?

It's Bingo mate, but not as we know it.......

[PestiRed]

Got three this year but not doing the really good ones (Mexico, Shanghai and Cairo are the best nights out for our teams but I went to those sites in October/early November so will miss end of year celebrations for them)

 

Hired a bowling alley for the night for the European team - free drinks, food, pool and bowling. Left early so they can all shag or fight each other without worrying about management there.

 

Taking the Indian team out for a Thali meal this week, should be quiet as half of them don’t really drink

 

Best for me this year will be the management do - we’re going to the Bengals-Bears NFL game followed by an all-nighter- can get hammered at that one

[manwiththestick]

Our department of 15 people are having a bowling night with buffet. 14 people are going.

[Furmedge]

14 of us going to town for a meal at Jamie Oliver's restaurant. Looks fucking pretentious as anything. I've booked the day off to do some Christmas shopping with the wife in the morning and will be left in town for a few pre meal beers on my own. I've done a risk assessment in my head and decided that's the best idea anyone has ever had and nothing can go wrong.

[Rico1304]

14 of us going to town for a meal at Jamie Oliver's restaurant. Looks fucking pretentious as anything. I've booked the day off to do some Christmas shopping with the wife in the morning and will be left in town for a few pre meal beers on my own. I've done a risk assessment in my head and decided that's the best idea anyone has ever had and nothing can go wrong.

Not been to the one in Liverpool but been to a few others and they are usually ok.

[Furmedge]

Not been to the one in Liverpool but been to a few others and they are usually ok.

They probably are, but I prefer to finish work at 2 and go straight to the pub where the only food decision to make is whether you have scampi fries or dry roasted peanuts.

[Anubis]

Got three this year but not doing the really good ones (Mexico, Shanghai and Cairo are the best nights out for our teams but I went to those sites in October/early November so will miss end of year celebrations for them)

 

Hired a bowling alley for the night for the European team - free drinks, food, pool and bowling. Left early so they can all shag or fight each other without worrying about management there.

 

Taking the Indian team out for a Thali meal this week, should be quiet as half of them don’t really drink

 

Best for me this year will be the management do - we’re going to the Bengals-Bears NFL game followed by an all-nighter- can get hammered at that one

Is there a job going as your driver/bag carrier?

[Rico1304]

They probably are, but I prefer to finish work at 2 and go straight to the pub where the only food decision to make is whether you have scampi fries or dry roasted peanuts.

Ha, correct.

[Ginny]

Our Xmas night out is a week before Xmas. The office bike is always one to watch. She told me she wants to suck me off. Had to decline unfortunately as I’ve got a Mrs.