David Ngog

[hamstrung]

You don't half post some rubbish, young man.

[Hazel Motes]

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BELIEVE!

[TheBitch]

Are you his agent?

[Thants]

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BELIEVE!

 

Good ol Patches.

[SpeedyG]

I really don't understand the vitriol directed at the kid.

[The Party Boy]

Ace.

 

You may not know but David Ngog is world class at the game "I've got David Seaman". It involves hiding a "corinthian" figure of David Seaman and challenging friends/co-workers/family to find the Seaman. His previous wins including putting David Seaman in his Mums hair and in Rafa's tea.

[Ted]

Sinama was well better.

[drewy]

I really don't understand the vitriol directed at the kid.

 

It's because he tucks his cock inside his sock.

[ScottyT]

I'd rather have N Sync.

[SpeedyG]

It's because he tucks his cock inside his sock.

 

I have a rather less charitable theory.

[Ted]

Because he's terrible.

[nimrod]

Ace.

 

You may not know but David Ngog is world class at the game "I've got David Seaman". It involves hiding a "corinthian" figure of David Seaman and challenging friends/co-workers/family to find the Seaman. His previous wins including putting David Seaman in his Mums hair and in Rafa's tea.

 

You might find him in an "Ultimate Guitar" thread.

[El Rojo]

Ngog's got game like the PS3.

[RedKnight]

He's clearly not got the attribites required for the level of opposition we face. He hasn't got a great touch, he lacks composure, he's not strong enough, his off the ball movement is average and his finishing looks like more luck than judgement.

[Ted]

Plus: he's French.

[ScottyT]

He's right footed yet seems left footed, this annoys me and the rest of the Ngog appreciation society.

[Ted]

Did Eduardo 'spot' Ngog?

[Anny Road]

He is wanted by the Gendarmerie for stealing corks. Said to be a kingpin in the whole cork tile smuggling world.

[drewy]

Did Eduardo 'spot' Ngog?

 

He was formerly an ostrich called Trevor from Animal park on the telly.

[Ted]

That's a yes then.

[Faustus]

I saw this thread so high up the board and shit myself thinking he was starting today.

[Ted]

Give it time.

[SpeedyG]

He's clearly not got the attribites required for the level of opposition we face. He hasn't got a great touch, he lacks composure, he's not strong enough, his off the ball movement is average and his finishing looks like more luck than judgement.

 

How many minutes of football have you seen him play?

[RedKnight]

How many minutes of football have you seen him play?

 

Yeah, like I count the minutes he's on the pitch.

[Brownie]

I saw this thread so high up the board and shit myself thinking he was starting today.

 

Prophetic words from Faustus?