Would you go out with a bird who...

[Lurtz]

...wouldn't suck you off?

 

I did once. Lasted about four days after she'd told me she didn't like gobbling.

[melons]

I think i could live with it......

[Tom R]

Yes.

[Elmyn Noos]

Yep. Married one in fact. I'm not that arsed about it.

[hamstrung]

Only if she did took it up the bum as penance

[mattyq]

No, i'd be fucking outraged

[Guest TK-421]

No suck treats would sadden me.

[Elite]

I would miss it but If you love the girl what can you do.

[Section_31]

No, under no circumstances.

[Remmie]

It's hard for me to imagine putting up with that.

[RedKnight]

Wouldn't bother me.

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

Suck treats and bum love should be written into birds marriage vows and they should have to sign a contract when you first start wriggling with them that they have to do it.

The same goes for bondage. I'm not that bothered either way about golden showers and that.

[dirty_sanchez]

I did once. We lasted less than a month. She had massive massive whams though so I was distracted for a while by them.

[Lurtz]

I would miss it but If you love the girl what can you do.

 

Fair point, that. The girl in question at the time was just some bird. I didn't have any special feelings for her.

 

I just don't know if I could go into a long term or life term relationship in the full knowledge that I was never, ever gonna get another blowjob. Harsh.

[Tom R]

I can suck my own cock anyway.

[Guido]

No chance. If she's hung-up about suck jobs then she probably has hang-ups with other parts of life and is less adventurous all-round. Could maybe just about put up with one who didn't swallow, although i'd still take it as a fuckin insult! hahahahaha!!!!!!

 

Same with a bloke who won't go down on a bird i should think. A woman that is. Not a rook.

[melons]

Just out of curiosity, why would someone not be in to them?

[Remmie]

Why go out with her if you are deprived of the 1 thing you are going out with her in the first place for?

 

It's like buying a pint of Milk and not getting a pint of Milk to take home with you.

 

How is this even a question?

[neko]

it matters little, because whatever level of oral pleasure you are receiving while dating, it most certainly will decrease over the years of marriage.

[Woo]

it matters little, because whatever level of oral pleasure you are receiving while dating, it most certainly will decrease over the years of marriage.

 

The thread says would you go out with, not would you marry a bird who doesnt give you a suck.

 

Back to the original question, I probably would if she was fit.

[neko]

The thread says would you go out with, not would you marry a bird who doesnt give you a suck.

 

Back to the original question, I probably would if she was fit.

 

good point, young man.

 

i should have said 'whatever you can get, enjoy it while you can..."

[dirty_sanchez]

Just out of curiosity, why would someone not be in to them?

 

If you're not into giving them, you're either too young, a man, or a sorry excuse for a woman. That's a fact. I read it somewhere.

[AL66GOLF]

Joke for the married people.

 

Whats the similarity between Caviar and a Blow Job

 

You get neither at home!

[Remmie]

I sure do love a suck treat

Gums round my plums sure is sweet

Make sure you lick my pigs

and take plenty of swigs

Of my jizz which is coming out by the lit-re*

 

 

*(pronounced Leet..........Aaaaaaaaagh)

[Section_31]

My mate only gets a nosh from his wife on his birthday, fucking outrageous, I don't think anyone could complain if he got himself a piece on the side under those circumstances.