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So, what are your Friday night plans

hamstrung

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It's two minutes past dude and I'm not sleepy yet. Still got an ice-pack on my knee. Hope this swelling goes down or there will be no finale for me.

 

Painkiller and then go to bed. Then you'll be raring to go in the morning. Mind you, you can bring your ice pack with you as you could be needing it for the 90 mins while you'll be warming the bench :thumbup:

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Painkiller and then go to bed. Then you'll be raring to go in the morning. Mind you, you can bring your ice pack with you as you could be needing it for the 90 mins while you'll be warming the bench :thumbup:

 

Don't be soft, boy. What's a painkiller going to do? I can take the pain it's just that I want the swelling to go so the manager doesn't look at it and go "Oh that looks bad." And quizzes me, trying to catch me out and get a big enough excuse for me to not play.

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Apparently when I came in I was a pain in the arse as I kept giving Mrs G the old knob against knee trick guessing she would find that irresistable.For some reason she didn't and told me to fook off.This did not stop me though as i continued to stroke her body in a drunken haze.

 

Safe to say I did not get it last night .

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I'm eating beef cutlet and chips with curry sauce from the chippy. I have 8 cans of Bud which I am hoping will drown my cold.

 

Beef cutlet from the chippy

 

WTF kind of chippy sells beef cutlets

 

"Beef cutlets my man with french fries and curry sauce"

 

I'd get twatted by our chippy man if I asked him for that, and no jury would convict him.

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Watching Drogheda v Cork City.

 

Me too. Then i might be heading out if my friends make up their fucking minds about whether they're going out or not. It's a simple question, are you going on the piss tonight ? Yes or fucking no, it's not that hard.

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