Exagerated Scouse Disorder (ESD)

[Section_31]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Oh well, at least he is probably popular over there where they've all got the personality of Paul Bearer 

 

He was with his Mrs, they were a pair of absolute units. They'd ordered like this 'sample platter' of 'craft foreign beers' but it was stuff like leffe which I've been drinking since I was about 15, but they seemed to think they'd discovered fire and she kept insisting we try them, she'd literally shove the glass under our noses and go 'try that!'. 

[Bjornebye]

22 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

He was with his Mrs, they were a pair of absolute units. They'd ordered like this 'sample platter' of 'craft foreign beers' but it was stuff like leffe which I've been drinking since I was about 15, but they seemed to think they'd discovered fire and she kept insisting we try them, she'd literally shove the glass under our noses and go 'try that!'. 

Did they pull out a selfie-stick and ask "do they have these over there?" I don't know the couple one bit but I fucking hate them. 

[Captain Howdy]

Moreton lighthouse up the shore through hoylake and red rocks up to West Kirby and around the Marina is as good as Merseyside gets.

[Bjornebye]

11 minutes ago, Captain Howdy said:

Moreton lighthouse up the shore through hoylake and red rocks up to West Kirby and around the Marina is as good as Merseyside gets.

Yeah it’s gorgeous up there 

[Chris]

I believe this belongs here. 
 

 

[Total Longo]

27 minutes ago, Chris said:

I believe this belongs here. 
 

 

Ah, "Johnno" - his inane ramblings stop you going anywhere near their content. That and few other reasons, obviously.  

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Spray paint shit like 'Boris Johnson is a pure fanny', proper scouse tha isnt it.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

Spray paint shit like 'Boris Johnson is a pure fanny', proper scouse tha isnt it.

Yeah except that particular graffiti was in Glasgow city centre. 

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

6 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Yeah except that particular graffiti was in Glasgow city centre. 

 

It's the type of thing you'd see here but fair enough, it's shite wherever it is.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

It's the type of thing you'd see here but fair enough, it's shite wherever it is.

It's funny because it's right. In-fact it's not funny, it's grim, it's grim that it has to be written. I'd much prefer that than a bus full of tory lies plastered all over it. Fuck him, the fanny. 

[Arniepie]

12 minutes ago, Total Longo said:

Ah, "Johnno" - his inane ramblings stop you going anywhere near their content. That and few other reasons, obviously.  

Whenever I hear anyway from the Anfield wrap on the radio they seem inexplicably smug.

[Total Longo]

Just now, Arniepie said:

Whenever I hear anyway from the Anfield wrap on the radio they seem inexplicably smug.

That will be because the majority of them are.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

9 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

It's funny because it's right. In-fact it's not funny, it's grim, it's grim that it has to be written. I'd much prefer that than a bus full of tory lies plastered all over it. Fuck him, the fanny. 

Just write Boris Johnson is a murdering , lying, sociopath instead of trying to be quirky with a local edge.

[John102]

In the same way way that evertonians won't wear a red Father Christmas costume, everything in Ben Johnsons house has to be purple. I mean fucking purple.

[Bjornebye]

11 minutes ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

Just write Boris Johnson is a murdering , lying, sociopath instead of trying to be quirky with a local edge.

Boris Johnson is a bad queg 

[Tony Moanero]

2 hours ago, Chris said:

I believe this belongs here. 
 

 

That isn’t a great example of Exagerated

Scouse Disorder, in my opinion. Just the odd word or phrase.

[johnsusername]

[Harry Squatter]

They said after that Brentford game "insane game of Togger that lad"

[Harry Squatter]

Tony Evans is singlehandedly winning the most professional scouser in history award. Tony Evans bingo consists of the following:

 

Hating the Tories.

 

Being of Irish heritage.

 

Doesn't regard himself as English and goes out of his way to support any nation playing any sport against England.

 

Shoehorns Hillsborough ito virtually anything.

 

Mentioning Thatcher on a daily basis. 

 

Living off Scotty Road.

 

Calls himself a scouse separatist. 

 

Managed decline.

 

Liverpool away trips in the 80s.

 

Liverpool in the 1980s.

 

The Docks.

 

Being a Catholic because of his Irish heritage. 

 

Slagging off the rest of the country even though he doesn't live in Liverpool. 

 

Telling everyone how great the city is even though he hasn't lived here for years. 

[Bjornebye]

This will wind a few of you 'bad whoppers' up. Get a grip and stop crying when it's the tories we should be moaning about 

 

 

 

[cloggypop]

3 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

Tony Evans is singlehandedly winning the most professional scouser in history award. Tony Evans bingo consists of the following:

 

Hating the Tories.

 

Being of Irish heritage.

 

Doesn't regard himself as English and goes out of his way to support any nation playing any sport against England.

 

Shoehorns Hillsborough ito virtually anything.

 

Mentioning Thatcher on a daily basis. 

 

Living off Scotty Road.

 

Calls himself a scouse separatist. 

 

Managed decline.

 

Liverpool away trips in the 80s.

 

Liverpool in the 1980s.

 

The Docks.

 

Being a Catholic because of his Irish heritage. 

 

Slagging off the rest of the country even though he doesn't live in Liverpool. 

 

Telling everyone how great the city is even though he hasn't lived here for years. 

You missed out him playing trumpet for The Farm

[RJ Fan club]

13 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

You missed out him playing trumpet for The Farm

Haha

[Ezekiel 25:17]

There was a live singer in the bar we where in last weekend , a young girl,  she was decent but continually felt the need to say 'fuck the tories' after every other song. I hate the government as much as the next person but it just makes me cringe.

[Chip Butty]

Funny hearing Italians puzzlingly ask "what is lad?" and "why you say this Lad all the time"

[Harry Squatter]

29 minutes ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

There was a live singer in the bar we where in last weekend , a young girl,  she was decent but continually felt the need to say 'fuck the tories' after every other song. I hate the government as much as the next person but it just makes me cringe.

Arrrrr laad I hate Thatcher lad, I just wanna dig her up, piss all over her and Bury her again lad. Fucking hate the tories me lad.