Exagerated Scouse Disorder (ESD)

[RJ Fan club]

I was on the Bakerloo line last weekend with a scouse family in my carriage. 

 

They we’re so normal and had a proper classic soft Liverpool accent that I nearly congratulated them on not having ESD, then thought they probably haven’t read this thread. So never spoke to them or said I’d judged them 

[Bjornebye]

13 minutes ago, RJ Fan club said:

I was on the Bakerloo line last weekend with a scouse family in my carriage. 

 

They we’re so normal and had a proper classic soft Liverpool accent that I nearly congratulated them on not having ESD, then thought they probably haven’t read this thread. So never spoke to them or said I’d judged them 

As soon as you got off the wife went “blert” 

[RJ Fan club]

6 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

As soon as you got off the wife went “blert” 

I would agree normally, but I had impeccable white/green Stan Smiths and a Fjallraven jumper on so they were probably in awe tbh 

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, RJ Fan club said:

I would agree normally, but I had impeccable white/green Stan Smiths and a Fjallraven jumper on so they were probably in awe tbh 

Phwoar you bastard. I bet you got off at Maida Vale and all. 

[RJ Fan club]

15 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Phwoar you bastard. I bet you got off at Maida Vale and all. 

Close, Warwick Ave to Baker St, and I was subtly out scousing them, so fuck them.

 

They didn’t have north face or Barbour on so assume they weren’t normal 

[Tony Moanero]

34 minutes ago, RJ Fan club said:

I would agree normally, but I had impeccable white/green Stan Smiths and a Fjallraven jumper on so they were probably in awe tbh 

Stan Smiths rep.

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, RJ Fan club said:

Close, Warwick Ave to Baker St, and I was subtly out scousing them, so fuck them.

 

They didn’t have north face or Barbour on so assume they weren’t normal 

Alright Duffy 

[Section_31]

Abigail Clancy is on. My ears.

[Bjornebye]

53 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Abigail Clancy is on. My ears.

 

On what? What the FUCK are you watching 

[lifetime fan]

23 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

On what?

Gear again? 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, lifetime fan said:

Gear again? 

 

I don't think she needs that to be OTT. Fit as fuck though 

[Harry Squatter]

arrrrrrrr lllaaaaaadddd

 

 

 

[Total Longo]

26 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

arrrrrrrr lllaaaaaadddd

 

 

 

 

The haircut line amused me though, in all fairness.

[an tha]

https://streamable.com/kesgyv

 

 

[Section_31]

Amazing.

 

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

I dont get how the accent has become that embarrassing shit show. Smmmmmmurderr lid, kkkkkkkkkkkpitallllllllll punishmenttttttttttttttttt. 

[stringvest]

It's disgraceful now.  What they think is some sort of badge of honour is actually embarrassing and an indication that they're thick as shit.  

[Poor Scouser T]

I don't get this use of 'Lad'. This must be a new thing. it was always 'Mate' must be getting old or out of touch. First time I heard it in person was a nephew I'd not seen for years said 'great to see you lad' he was about 17 I was in my 40's I told him I'm not a fucking lad and he just laughed could see his brain saying old bastard.

[johnsusername]

3 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Amazing.

 

 

 

Great advert for drugs.

[Section_31]

Just now, johnsusername said:

 

Great advert for drugs.

 

Has a Danny Dyer vibe.

 

"This is one of the toughest parts of Liverpool,  it's like a bomb site."

 

Camera pans to show pleasant row of ordinary shops.

[Rushies tash]

Both of my lads were born and brought up in South West London and have pretty nondescript Surrey accents. They are brilliant at copying my scouse accent though (and their nan's Galway lilt). My youngest has taken to calling his mates a 'meff' in a broad scouse accent whilst on his headset playing Fifa.   

 

*wipes away proud tear.

[Bobby Hundreds]

27 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

Has a Danny Dyer vibe.

 

"This is one of the toughest parts of Liverpool,  it's like a bomb site."

 

Camera pans to show pleasant row of ordinary shops.

Reminds me of when Danny Dyer was going round Liverpool with Ste French and people were beeping their horns Ste French was like everybody knows me, I thought youre with Dany Dyer you nob.

[Arniepie]

5 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Amazing.

 

 

You have got your rough areas and your poor areas..its very diverse.

Superb

[Arniepie]

2 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Reminds me of when Danny Dyer was going round Liverpool with Ste French and people were beeping their horns Ste French was like everybody knows me, I thought youre with Dany Dyer you nob.

The one where Ross kemp  met the nogga dogz was the best.

[an tha]

5 hours ago, Poor Scouser T said:

I don't get this use of 'Lad'. This must be a new thing. it was always 'Mate' must be getting old or out of touch. First time I heard it in person was a nephew I'd not seen for years said 'great to see you lad' he was about 17 I was in my 40's I told him I'm not a fucking lad and he just laughed could see his brain saying old bastard.

Lad has been around for decades but the use of it has become fucking ridiculous with it being used every other word by some......likes of that Paddy Pimblett have got lad tourettes!