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5 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Mrs willard off to join the queue tomorrow which is fine by me as I'm not going. She has just asked if I can drop her off at 5 am which is less than fine by me.  

You should drop her off then drive straight to Amsterdam, by the time she gets half way there you'll have crocodile clips on your nipples and be spuds deep in some Lithuanian pooper.

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3 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

A young American girl being interviewed on the news who, apparently, has just flown in to pay her respects. In floods of tears at the side of the road for a woman she’s never met, who wasn’t even her monarch. 
 

Would

Andrew? Is that you?

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3 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

You should drop her off then drive straight to Amsterdam, by the time she gets half way there you'll have crocodile clips on your nipples and be spuds deep in some Lithuanian pooper.

Ha ha. In reality I will be driving home bleary eyed to walk the dogs then ensure surly teenagers eat their breakfast and go to school. 

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3 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

A young American girl being interviewed on the news who, apparently, has just flown in to pay her respects. In floods of tears at the side of the road for a woman she’s never met, who wasn’t even her monarch. 
 

Would. 

Grief is a great aphrodisiac, we are all mortal, carpe diem etc etc. 

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Following on from my previous post re China.

 

Send her to wherever it is they sent Ho, Lenin, and Mao, have them fix her up, send her back, put her on permanent display, charge 50 pounds a head to stroll by, and use the proceeds to fund something worthwhile--food banks, etc.

 

Suitable tribute and earning her keep, all at the same time.

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52 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

if you told all the people in the queue they weren't allowed a selfie at least 89.5% of them would fuck off. 

Not televising it or interviewing people would knock the numbers down as well, who wants to mourn if there's no chance of people seeing you.

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