Brendan has been banned....

[Paul]

I like everyone me. One way or another. I like Paul and his punctuation tips. I like 05 Milan and his outstanding captions*. I like RiS and his use of words I've not heard since I was a kid. The list goes on, and I don't want to offend anyone by their omission.

 

I like sunshine people to realise they aren't wanted and to follow the advice in MLB's sig. They usually do in the end.

 

We'll see which category you fall into as time goes on, but why not post some footy-related comments fairly soon on one of the other threads (assuming you've not already done so).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* Stu's captions are ok too, but I keep imagining it's Richard Stilgoe reading them out and that ruins the effect a bit.

*Points at Monty and, whilst laughing, shouts*

 

Ha, you sound like Richard Stilgoe, you beardy piano playing caption writer, you.

[Stu Monty]

*Points at Monty and, whilst laughing, shouts*

 

Ha, you sound like Richard Stilgoe, you beardy piano playing caption writer, you.

 

1. I don't know who Stilgoe is.

 

2. I cannot be held responsible for posters who refuse to upgrade thier imagination to a suitable level.

 

3. I prefer to think of a normal news reader voice or sometimes an opening sequence of The Day Today voice:

 

"Head teacher disciplined after using big faced child as satelite dish...BONG..."

[redrosetints]

If you aren't a Koptalk insider then you have THE worst sense of humour I've ever seen.

 

RK, Ryan, TT, Momo they are all Dunk from Koptalk or his sidekicks. Maybe they all advertise for wife swapping like Dunk ? But dont engage, remember, they are probably under 15, so they will keep going on at you long after you've got bored of them !

[redrosetints]

1. I don't know who Stilgoe is.

 

2. I cannot be held responsible for posters who refuse to upgrade thier imagination to a suitable level.

 

3. I prefer to think of a normal news reader voice or sometimes an opening sequence of The Day Today voice:

 

"Head teacher disciplined after using big faced child as satelite dish...BONG..."

 

Think ginger haired Robin Cook alike from the 80's, used to do 'Thats life' and later became a regular in dictionary corner....

 

BTW that DVD is on the way to you, forgot till today sorry dude !

[Stu Monty]

Think ginger haired Robin Cook alike from the 80's, used to do 'Thats life' and later became a regular in dictionary corner....

 

BTW that DVD is on the way to you, forgot till today sorry dude !

 

No need to apologise mate; you're doing me a favour so you decide when to send it.

[redrosetints]

No need to apologise mate; you're doing me a favour so you decide when to send it.

 

Oh, the power .......

 

Ive not even seen all of em, Id better get my head down and we can discuss on the GF !

[Stu Monty]

Got some shit off my the guy from the Witness Protection Scheme for giving you my address but told him to go fuck himself. Dark animation is worth the risk and those mafiosa types don't scare me.

 

One minute mate, someone's at the door.

[Guest tommy tank]

Think ginger haired Robin Cook alike from the 80's, used to do 'Thats life' and later became a regular in dictionary corner....

 

BTW that DVD is on the way to you, forgot till today sorry dude !

Bob Holness?

[redrosetints]

Bob Holness?

 

I'll have p please

[Guest tommy tank]

Bob is off 'Going for gold' your thinking of 'Blockbusters'

[redrosetints]

Got some shit off my the guy from the Witness Protection Scheme for giving you my address but told him to go fuck himself. Dark animation is worth the risk and those mafiosa types don't scare me.

 

One minute mate, someone's at the door.

 

 

You still there ? I keep getting strange men waking past my window in long anoraks clapping and chanting. I think they ar the sunshine crew. im worried, maybe we've offended the SC.

[redrosetints]

Bob is off 'Going for gold' your thinking of 'Blockbusters'

 

Oh dear, DEFO on the bus mate. Bob Holness was Blockbusters, Henry Kelly did going for gold. Sheesh schoolboy error TT.

[RedKnight]

Oh dear, DEFO on the bus mate. Bob Holness was Blockbusters, Henry Kelly did going for gold. Sheesh schoolboy error TT.

 

Don't encourage them.

[redrosetints]

Don't encourage them.

 

Ok you're right, dont engage. But TT seems to have something about him, I dont know........

 

Anyway, its all well and good syaing that, where have you beeen ?

[Guest tommy tank]

Oh dear, DEFO on the bus mate. Bob Holness was Blockbusters, Henry Kelly did going for gold. Sheesh schoolboy error TT.

Go and check the records.

[RedKnight]

Ok you're right, dont engage. But TT seems to have something about him, I dont know........

 

Anyway, its all well and good syaing that, where have you beeen ?

 

Silently watching from the side like some kind of Clint Eastwood type.

[cochcaer]

Who the firk's Stuart Montagu

 

SAUSAGES.

[hamstrung]

Not sure if anyones pointed it out already, but have you seen the latest koptalk insider blog?

 

Your mate Dunc doesn't like you much Rashid, although I suspect you like it that people on other forums are talking about you.

 

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Re: Where is Alhaurin? [Re: Fredo]

#1376552 - Mon Apr 17 2006 04:48 PM

 

 

"Rashid.. never had a row with him in my life. He's on my MSN list. He's harmless, he's just an internet forum b*tch. Thinks he knows everything and everyone. Spreads a lot of rumours, can't be trusted. Never banned from here. He was here as my guest but he talks too much sh*t."

 

 

 

 

Source

[Sugar Ape]

Oh, how things change. Or do they?

[RedinSweden]

i saw this thread and thought he'd been banned again. I would have been disappointed as I think he is a hoot. He can be a bit of a twat, but he is very funny.

[aws]

I don't agree with banning and would never ask for anyone to be banned, it's like running to the teacher crying. BUT there is a limit to what someone can say and do...

 

ha

[JohnnyH]

I don't agree with banning and would never ask for anyone to be banned, it's like running to the teacher crying. BUT there is a limit to what someone can say and do...

 

and you are living proof of my tolerance!

 

Tee hee

[zigackly]

i saw this thread and thought he'd been banned again. I would have been disappointed as I think he is a hoot. He can be a bit of a twat, but he is very funny.

 

Agreed. Also he is not here today because he's at Wimbledon; so we have a free pass ...

[Code]

Wimbledon?

 

A place you are not allowed to constantly shout and swear, that cant be right.

[zigackly]

They've given him a corporate box which has no view of any court. Obviously someone warned them about him. I'm expecting the door to automatically lock when he arrives until kicking out time.