Summer 2023 Transfer Thread

[Reckoner]

How come he’s valued at less than an average reserve goalkeeper?  Newcastle and Chelsea seem to be buying kids from the reserves for £30- 40 million plus.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

1 hour ago, Scott_M said:

 

Why have the photoshopped him against a pastoral background?

 

He looks like a character from This Country.

[YNWAViking]

Salah is popular.

 

Al-Ittihad are ready to offer Liverpool £118MILLION for Mo Salah as Saudi state-backed club test Reds' resolve despite Jurgen Klopp insisting his star man must stay at Anfield this summer

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-12462293/Al-Ittihad-mohamed-salah-liverpool-bid.html

[Scott_M]

Put PSV v Rangers on, see what this Bakayoko is like.

[LFC 6 Times]

I think Gravenberch would be brilliant for us. Has all the tools and a huge amount of talent.

[YNWAViking]

LFC. The Enablers.

 

✅ Bayern are willing to pay until €60 Mio for João Palhinha to @FulhamFC 

✅ to finance a Part of the transfer-fee they would sell Ryan Gravenberch to LFC

 

https://twitter.com/cfbayern/status/1696961881053806858?t=WVic4Jjdz6t6-_b65CZCtA&s=19

[an tha]

45m for Cole Palmer fucking hell.

 

What is it about Arsenal, Chelsea and Man City - always doing business between each other

[TD_LFC]

Probably best they sell him to us first just to be sure the money is their when they go to Fulham with a bid.

[an tha]

52 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

Doesn’t feel unachievable…

We'll have to make it about personal terms for it to fall through then...

[Bobby Hundreds]

This can't be the only player we are looking at, he addresses none of the issues we have. Hopefully it's a classic smoke screen or he's one of three.

[Anubis]

Tokyo will love this.

 

 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

It's "vapescreen" now Bobby.

[Scott_M]

8 minutes ago, an tha said:

We'll have to make it about personal terms for it to fall through then...

Apparently he only earns £46k per week, again achievable.
 

Fail his medical? 

[Bobby Hundreds]

22 minutes ago, YNWAViking said:

Salah is popular.

 

Al-Ittihad are ready to offer Liverpool £118MILLION for Mo Salah as Saudi state-backed club test Reds' resolve despite Jurgen Klopp insisting his star man must stay at Anfield this summer

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-12462293/Al-Ittihad-mohamed-salah-liverpool-bid.html

Infinite money and that's what they offer for one of the best players in the world who also happens to be a Muslim icon and much adored across the world. Two years left on his contract I'd expect double that offer because its Pif then I'd tell them to fuck off maybe next year when we actually have time to replace him.

[Lee909]

They supposedly are desperate for him for the world club championship in December. You'd think a month ago,they'd have just offered 150ml to actually test us. 

[El Dangerous]

Just tell the Saudi’s to tell the premier league we’ll need to extend our window to sign a replacement, the servile wankers will listen to their overlords.

[TD_LFC]

18 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

This can't be the only player we are looking at, he addresses none of the issues we have. Hopefully it's a classic smoke screen or he's one of three.

 

Lot's of nice technical footballers, missing a big angry athletic monster.

 

Not that you have to have one, it'd just be nice.

[Lee909]

Watching Bakyoko from PSV been linked as a long term Mo replacement. That's a game and a half I've seen against Rangers now. Working hard,but not much else. 

[Mathewbet1]

Methinks this occurrence doth transpire anon, shortly after the spectacle of Lord Mayors, which did unfold subsequent to the Caicedo debacle.

[Strontium]

5 hours ago, Arniepie said:

city have got nunes

 

£47.3 million. Well at least now we know why our interest in him cooled.

[TD_LFC]

He's going.

 

 

[Strontium]

31 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

This can't be the only player we are looking at, he addresses none of the issues we have. Hopefully it's a classic smoke screen or he's one of three.

 

He ticks all of the boxes of what we look for:

 

1. Resale value

2. Er...

3. That's it!

 

In fact, if he signs I'm going to refer to him as Resale Gravenberch. Forever.

[Razoray]

7 minutes ago, Strontium said:

 

£47.3 million. Well at least now we know why our interest in him cooled.

We need at least 2 players, I agree but Szoboszlai was bought instead of Nunes. 

[Pidge]

40 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

This can't be the only player we are looking at, he addresses none of the issues we have. Hopefully it's a classic smoke screen or he's one of three.

Athletic, press resistant midfielder?

 

Hardly my first choice, but would take him. Preferable to Moriba who's being touted down the road.

[Remmie]

12 minutes ago, Mathewbet1 said:

Methinks this occurrence doth transpire anon, shortly after the spectacle of Lord Mayors, which did unfold subsequent to the Caicedo debacle.

Anyone feel like they banged about 6 syringes of acid—smack while reading this?