The ‘Buy Nabil Fekir’ Campaign

[Captain Turdseye]

Frankly I think we should avoid players with knees altogether

“We all dream of a team of amputees”

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I haven’t owned a pair of jeans in years. I only wear turd brown Farahs.

With trainees? Is it 1983?

[VladimirIlyich]

With trainees? Is it 1983?

In Tony's world its always the 1980s.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

In Tony's world its always the 1980s.

I forgot Vlad. Bet he has a V neck Pringle on right now.

[VladimirIlyich]

I forgot Vlad. Bet he has a V neck Pringle on right now.

Sorry thats me.

[Tony Moanero]

I’ve got a lovely Slazenger v-neck, in a rather fetching shade of turd brown. I wear it for all occasions - weddings, christenings, bar mitzvahs, in the shower.

[Josef Svejk]

I’ve got a lovely Slazenger v-neck, in a rather fetching shade of turd brown. I wear it for all occasions - weddings, christenings, bar mitzvah’s, in the shower.

I hope it's proper, old school, pre-Sports Direct Slazenger...

[Tony Moanero]

I hope it's proper, old school, pre-Sports Direct Slazenger...

Of course.

[rubble-rouser]

Doubt we will go back in for him now, but there was a slightly unique edge to the deal with him leaving for the World Cup the following day. Time pressures to get it all tied up within 24 hours, or wait til after the tournament, wouldn’t exactly allow for the calm reflection and discussion needed when weighing up a sizable risk of future injury at £50-£60M.

 

I had a similar situation once when being pressed to make a snap decision on a pair of £50 jeans, because they were pulling the shutters down on the shop and the manager was stood by the door with her keys out whistling, so I’ve got invaluable insight on this.

 

Slept on it and went back the next day to snap them up at my own pace. Buy in haste, repent at leisure. Maybe Edwards is just showing similar wisdom, and depending on how the land lies when the WC is over there may be a less pressurised environment for all parties to discuss again.

 

How were the knees?

[Dr Nowt]

How were the knees?

Worn-through but patched over with felt.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I’ve got a lovely Slazenger v-neck, in a rather fetching shade of turd brown. I wear it for all occasions - weddings, christenings, bar mitzvahs, in the shower.

I wore an orange v neck Pringle to my Godsons Christening in the mid-eighties. I'm CofE and it was a Catholic Church at 3pm on Easter Sunday. As I entered the Church there was a crack of thunder and lightning. Should have wore my purple Lyle &Scott.

[Josef Svejk]

I wore an orange v neck Pringle to my Godsons Christening in the mid-eighties. I'm CofE and it was a Catholic Church at 3pm on Easter Sunday. As I entered the Church there was a crack of thunder and lightning. Should have wore my purple Lyle &Scott.

Nothing to do with your clothes. That's just what happens when dirty, stinking Prods enter the House of God.

[Elite]

I wore an orange v neck Pringle to my Godsons Christening in the mid-eighties. I'm CofE and it was a Catholic Church at 3pm on Easter Sunday. As I entered the Church there was a crack of thunder and lightning. Should have wore my purple Lyle &Scott.

"Did somebody mention Pringles?"

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Nothing to do with your clothes. That's just what happens when dirty, stinking Prods enter the House of God.

I gave the Vicar fella a decent tip.

[Josef Svejk]

I gave the Vicar fella a decent tip.

That's alright, then. Bless you, my son.

[El Rojo]

“We all dream of a team of amputees”

 

Should take a look at the Italian Grassyassi.

[Bjornebye]

He's in the liffey

[VladimirIlyich]

"Did somebody mention Pringles?"

She actually looks worth a dip there.

[an tha]

I forgot Vlad. Bet he has a V neck Pringle on right now.

No - a 3 star jumper halfway up his back....

[VladimirIlyich]

No - a 3 star jumper halfway up his back....

I'm also sporting brown air wear.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Fucking woolybacks!

[TheHowieLama]

I gave the Vicar fella a decent tip.

 

Top man

[Arl arse]

I haven’t owned a pair of jeans in years. I only wear turd brown Farahs.

  

With trainees? Is it 1983?

Tone wears a pair of Kickers with Grolsch bottle tops attached to them, he’s authentic 1980’s

[Strontium]

I gave the Vicar fella a decent tip.

Just the tip? Oh you tease.

[Josef Svejk]

Just the tip? Oh you tease.

 

A decent one, in fairness.