The New Cricket Thread

[Captain Howdy]

I always thought of us as being more dynamic under Strauss for some reason.

[Brownie]

Don’t worry lads, i’ve got the rain radar at the ready and will provide you all with a stunningly accurate forecast, forthwith.

[Jenson]

Fucks sake, I'm going on Friday and the weather looks like it's going to be shit.

[Captain Howdy]

43 minutes ago, Jenson said:

Fucks sake, I'm going on Friday and the weather looks like it's going to be shit.

Aye, doesn’t look good mate

[Captain Turdseye]

4 hours ago, Captain Howdy said:

I always thought of us as being more dynamic under Strauss for some reason.

 

Didn't we win the ashes in Australia under Strauss? That’ll help your view of him thinking back. 

[Rico1304]

It’s not only raining, it’s like the end of the world here. 

[Spy Bee]

Forecast looks pretty decent from now until 3pm and then it's not terrible.

[Rico1304]

Complete turnaround, it’s a nice day now.   

[Brownie]

Chance of a shower in the next hour chaps, hopefully will miss us and then we’ll be fine for the rest of the day.

[Jairzinho]

We're bowling.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

You'd definitely want to bat first on this pitch, not a great toss to lose. Having said that, if the Aussies are still mentally fucked after Headingley and we take an early wicket then anything could happen. 

[Stickman]

Craig Overton in for Woakes….Not sure about that

[Spy Bee]

Overton is 6"5' and it's a bouncy wicket. I can see the logic in it.

 

It's absolutely shitting it down in Wrexham, which is an hour away from Manchester.

[Spy Bee]

Great start!

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Broad does Warner again, hahaha. Great start. 1 for 1. 

[Spy Bee]

Get Smith in early!

[Guest Pistonbroke]

3 minutes ago, Spy Bee said:

Get Smith in early!

Hopefully, Archer will be a handful on this wicket. 

[Stickman]

21 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

You'd definitely want to bat first on this pitch, not a great toss to lose. Having said that, if the Aussies are still mentally fucked after Headingley and we take an early wicket then anything could happen. 

Here's hoping....

 

Ali Martin

Last touring side to win the toss and bat at Old Trafford? India in 2014. 152 all out, Broad 6-25

[Guest Pistonbroke]

1 minute ago, Stickman said:

Here's hoping....

 

Ali Martin

Last touring side to win the toss and bat at Old Trafford? India in 2014. 152 all out, Broad 6-25

 

With most eyes on Archer it wouldn't surprise me at all if Broad steals the show. 

[Stickman]

3 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

 

With most eyes on Archer it wouldn't surprise me at all if Broad steals the show. 

 

 

Got to be honest I think he's been brilliant this series it was only a couple of years ago I was thinking should they get shut as he seemed to be constantly bowling too short....

Still think he should bat number 11 mind

[Guest Pistonbroke]

10 minutes ago, Stickman said:

 

 

Got to be honest I think he's been brilliant this series it was only a couple of years ago I was thinking should they get shut as he seemed to be constantly bowling too short....

Still think he should bat number 11 mind

 

He's stepped up to the plate in Anderson's absence. Young Archer also, he doesn't give many runs away so builds up the pressure where other bowlers might benefit. The good thing with Archer is that for a young lad he seems to have a huge box of tricks and knows what he is doing on each given wicket. 

I have to take the mut for her midday walkies, hopefully whilst checking live score we take a few wickets. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Is Archer saving his pace for Smith?

[Captain Turdseye]

Harris gone!

 

Hang on. Review. 

 

Gone. Ta-ra!

[Rico1304]

Archer clearly bullying Smith will a short ball. I’ll be writing to Lords immediately. 

[Spy Bee]

Sounds like the wicket is a right flat, slow track. Fucking brill!