Pure Aki

[Bjornebye]

This sounds like the beginning of a novel meant for the top shelf at the back of the shop 

[Josef Svejk]

Everton are in the market for a replacement... 

[Chairman Meow]

13 hours ago, Section_31 said:

The fact he never ages and fireworks bounce off him freaks me out, when are questions going to be asked?

The way he has basically no reaction to those fireworks hitting him is fucking mental.

 

I reckon he's an actual Terminator who has been sent back to find someone and the only reference data for his target is the diameter of their muscles. 

[Gnasher]

On 08/11/2021 at 06:30, Skidfingers McGonical said:

Darren Gee is full of shit. 

Darren Gee was in Cardiff the other week speaking on my mates Central Club podcast (basically ex criminals turned life around stuff) talking a load of gangster bollocks. You're right, load of shit.

[easytoslip]

On 08/11/2021 at 15:46, Tony Moanero said:

Hark at those pricks. “Bro” is one for the ‘Modern-day phrases and general shit you hate’ thread.

Indeed. 

[Jennings]

16 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Come at the king, you best not miss.

 

 

A Liverpool bodybuilder was handed a "substantial" out of court settlement from police.

Akinwale Arobieke, who has previous criminal convictions and is a well-known figure in Merseyside, sued the Chief Constable of Greater Manchester Police for malicious prosecution and misfeasance in public office. It came after he claimed two GMP police officers carried out a campaign against him to get him into trouble.

 

He has now received the payout just weeks before the trial was due to take place at Manchester County Court. In his civil claim against GMP, Mr Arobieke alleged that from 2012 he was targeted by two particular officers, who are not being publicly named at this time.

They named the victim but not the perpetrators. Seems weird.

[sir roger]

Law unto themselves you say ?

[Harry Squatter]

That will cover his train travel, tape measures and Kelly's wine bags for a few years anyway.

[VladimirIlyich]

Aki fought the law,and Aki won.

[Bjornebye]

 

[Elite]

31 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

He'll love it there, full of squatters.

 

[Red Phoenix]

 

[an tha]

On 17/08/2022 at 13:34, Bjornebye said:

 

Years behind us culturally as usual

[Bruce Spanner]

 

 

[Bjornebye]

He's lucky it doesn't look like he goes the gym 

[Section_31]

Imagine if Prince Andrew was stood there having a wank having incapacitated you with a Hovitos dart and Purps just turned up, lifted him over his head and  threw him into a pit. 

[J-V]

4 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

He's lucky it doesn't look like he goes the gym 

 

White Aki over here.

[ZonkoVille77]

He gets a mention in the lyrics of this track by Everything Everything. I thought I was hearing things when I first heard it. 

 

 

 

 

[Lee909]

[Raymond Duck]

https://rajasdentalcollege.com/purple-aki-died/
 

 

Up there with the Angels, RIP Sweet Prince. 

[Fugitive]

Bollocks, the cunt is like Jason Voorhees.

[Harry Squatter]

He's not dead.

[Section_31]

'Touching' tribute from the council.

 

[Raymond Duck]

 

2 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

He's not dead.

Did he touch you earlier then? 

[Harry Squatter]

2 hours ago, Raymond Duck said:

 

Did he touch you earlier then? 

Yeah and I got a free Kellys Wines carrier bag.