The Apprentice 2015

[Mendoza]

''Smash it''

 

''They won't see me coming''

 

''I will literally kill every cunt''

[KMD7]

Blonde in the middle pic would get it

[Hand Shandy]

The EU must be gutted they're missing out on this lot.

[Stickman]

I fucking despise Karren Brady......

[Mendoza]

Don't sack the fittest one first

[manwiththestick]

Got rid of the old one with the dead eyes.

[Creator Supreme]

Just kill them all!! Including siralan, the Brady hooer, and the other sycophant whatever his name is!

[Paulie Dangerously]

Michelle looked like every middle aged middle management woman I've ever seen in my life. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I'm convinced whoever's writing Sugar's jokes actually hates him.

[Guest LFD]

I fucking despise Karren Brady......

Hate her!

 

My favourite bit apart from laughing at mono-brow 'Big K', was the guy who was team leader and he got the role because according to him "I watch a lot of bargain hunt!".

[Curly]

What was that cunt on about being in a room with people and shining, but if they touch him, he might cut them, because he's a diamond? Stupid cunt.

 

Also, that Scottish bird looks like she is snarling constantly, the stupid cunt.

 

I love moaning about shit.

[Tony Moanero]

Moaning is boss.

[Preston Red]

Management speak and using a phone on speakerphone.

 

I like my TV and not watching this shite is the reason I haven't put my foot through my TV.

[Dougie Do'ins]

This has got to be one of the funniest episodes I've seen.

 

Where's the jeans ?????????????

[Mendoza]

I bet Dylan doesnt leave any footprints in the snow. 

[Mendoza]

Ha ha, what a bunch of useless cunts.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

The Scottish one who contributed by brushing hair and cleaning up is definitely a goner.

[Guest LFD]

The Scottish one who contributed by brushing hair and cleaning up is definitely a goner.

First time she's opened her mouth In the cafe...

 

"That's bullshit... bullshit darling!"

[Bjornebye]

This has got to be one of the funniest episodes I've seen.

 

Where's the jeans ?????????????

It was the funniest episode ever. The man girl is so fucking fit it's untrue but I could not have her as a bird. Thick as pigshit. The little Indian fella has to be a plant by the producers. Off his fucking head him. The Scottish bird who got binned off looks like she would let you finger her in a taxi. Sober.

[Dougie Do'ins]

It was the funniest episode ever. The man girl is so fucking fit it's untrue but I could not have her as a bird. Thick as pigshit. The little Indian fella has to be a plant by the producers. Off his fucking head him. The Scottish bird who got binned off looks like she would let you finger her in a taxi. Sober.

She was even worse on the on programme on BBC2 after it. Looked like she genuinely had no idea where she was. Reckons she'd never watched a single episode of any other series. 

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b07zd0gm/the-apprentice-youre-fired-series-12-2-advertising-jeans

[bigbak]

She was even worse on the on programme on BBC2 after it. Looked like she genuinely had no idea where she was. Reckons she'd never watched a single episode of any other series. 

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b07zd0gm/the-apprentice-youre-fired-series-12-2-advertising-jeans

 

She really was dull.No idea how she managed to get through the process.

[Scott_M]

The wife made me watch episode 2 last night. That's not a great picture but I think she's fucking hot.

[Dougie Do'ins]

She really was dull.No idea how she managed to get through the process.

It's either the caliber of those applying is slipping or they've changed tact and are deliberately padding it out with people who are thick for entertainment value. 

[Furmedge]

The wife made me watch episode 2 last night. That's not a great picture but I think she's fucking hot.

Probably in the minority here but women look loads better when they don't make as much effort. There was one point in the programme she was in a vest and had her hair tied in a ponytail and looked way better than when she was trying to impress.

[Anubis]

It's either the caliber of those applying is slipping or they've changed tact and are deliberately padding it out with people who are thick for entertainment value.

I think it went that way some time ago, which is why I've only watched the odd episode of the last three or four series.