Suarez bite v2

[index1000]

Fuck Maradona the mad druggie cunt! So glad he didn't play for us, running over journalists and all. Plus I'm still so glad Cantona signed for Man Utd instead of us and won them all them honours, who the fuck would want him.

hahhah didn't he take potshots at a few with an air rifle as well? 

[Baltar]

To be impartial, it looked like an attempted headbutt. No camera angle conclusively shows a bite. 

[FrenchEyeGlass]

Yeah, that's precisely what I said wasn't it. You hapless prick.

 

No need to start with this again, mate.

 

I didn't even realise it was your post I was replying to until after I did, so perhaps you should calm down.

[JermainePennant]

Keep posting mate, you are hilarious :lol:

Im still waiting to hear how this incident makes lfc look bad or does any damage to us (no hypotehetical transfers or pl bans).

[Pidge]

He's mental, genuinely mental. It's been clear from the get go and most of us have acknowledged that one way or another.

 

He's let himself down, his country down (and our country - he's fucking saved Woy's job), his family down and Liverpool down (although how badly remains to be seen - I'd hope we could show the work we've done to help him to reduce any ban that might affect us).

 

But he is a genius. A real one, self-destructive and passionate. Worse still is the fact he clearly knew he'd let himself lose control again. Come home Luis, we'll shut them up together.

[J-V]

If biting opposition players is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

 

Quality.

[WhiskeyJar]

To be impartial, it looked like an attempted headbutt. No camera angle conclusively shows a bite. 

 

Nope, all angles are behind Suarez but he does hold his teeth in the aftermath.

[Pidge]

Waiting to hear what the prime minister has to say on it.

 

I guess it'll be even more morally reprehensible than employing Andy Coulson.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Someone at Barca HQ is ripping up a cheque right about now.

[Red Phoenix]

Nope, all angles are behind Suarez but he does hold his teeth in the aftermath.

 

Yeah but like I just realized after reading a bit, and should've realized a lot faster, it could be explained as him having just been elbowed in them.

 

edit : looking again, he clearly isn't elbowed in his teeth so that doesn't work anyway.

[Boss]

Waiting for the Rihanna tweet to clarify the situation further.

[magicrat]

Any ban would NOT affect him domestically, only internationaly.

Is that definite ? If FIFA can award the WC to Qatar banning Suarez won't be an issue

[M_B]

To be impartial, it looked like an attempted headbutt. No camera angle conclusively shows a bite. 

 

The teeth marks in Chiellinis shoulder are a bit of a give away.

 

Plus all of Suarez's team mates not exactly rushing over to him.

 

Its obviously a bite. You can see he knows hes been a very naughty boy.

[BRAP]

How many did he murder, is it the crime of the century, whats happned, oh he bit some cunt

[J-V]

Fifa can ban him from all competitions apparently.

[WhiskeyJar]

 

 

[Baltar]

Nope, all angles are behind Suarez but he does hold his teeth in the aftermath.

Might have to do with Chiellini elbowing him in the face immediately after the 'bite'.

[thompsonsnose]

?

[Innova]

He's mental, genuinely mental. It's been clear from the get go and most of us have acknowledged that one way or another.

 

He's let himself down, his country down (and our country - he's fucking saved Woy's job), his family down and Liverpool down (although how badly remains to be seen - I'd hope we could show the work we've done to help him to reduce any ban that might affect us).

 

But he is a genius. A real one, self-destructive and passionate. Worse still is the fact he clearly knew he'd let himself lose control again. Come home Luis, we'll shut them up together.

This is the right comment to any shitstorm we're gonna face.

[FrenchEyeGlass]

Fifa can ban him from all competitions apparently.

 

They can suck my cock whilst they're at it.

[Baltar]

The teeth marks in Chiellinis shoulder are a bit of a give away.

 

Plus all of Suarez's team mates not exactly rushing over to him.

 

Its obviously a bite. You can see he knows hes been a very naughty boy.

Ok, if there are genuine bite marks then he should just claim to be insane. Or have a biting fetish for chaps in blue football shirts.

[WhiskeyJar]

He lost a tooth too?

[Section_31]

Waiting to hear what the prime minister has to say on it.

You jest, but give it time.

[moof]

I wish people would stop saying he's the third best player in the world.

[Pidge]

Might have to do with Chiellini elbowing him in the face immediately after the 'bite'.

 

Yeah, those buffalo are cunts and all... always kicking those poor lions in the head...

 

Or maybe physical recoil is the natural reaction to BEING BITTEN. Some weird rationalisations already kicking off... this is going to get satirical.