Suarez bite v2

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

He bites people.

[magicrat]

The only question now is incisor the transfer fee

[El Dangerous]

I just hope we can fill the cavity he'll leave and brush aside our opponents to be crowned chompians of England.

[Lario]

IF that is true, it paints a different picture of his bites, all of which happened when he was wanting out.

 

That's fair interesting.

 

He leaves Holland while suspended for biting.

He suspended for us for biting and tries to get a move to Arsenal.

Now he wants to move to Barca, and he's suspended for biting again.

 

That's way too much of a coincidence for it to...ah...be a coincidence.

[Elite]

That's fair interesting.

 

He leaves Holland while suspended for biting.

He suspended for us for biting and tries to get a move to Arsenal.

Now he wants to move to Barca, and he's suspended for biting again.

 

That's way too much of a coincidence for it to...ah...be a coincidence.

Maybe a transfer ban would be more apt everytime he bites someone.

[kalasoma]

Can you get a refund if you pre-ordered the new kit with Suarez's name and shirt number? I'm generally curious. I haven't bought the kit since 2009.

[DanDanShaw]

A bite is less likely to injure you long term, than some of these fucking horror bag tackles I've seen this World Cup.  Neymar (cunt anyway) has his lower back broken for fuck sake.

[BCM]

Im sorry . im not having the bite was pre meditated to seal a move away to Barca. I think people are underestimating how much he loves playing for his country, especially in a World Cup.

[TheHowieLama]

He's been misunderestimated.

[magicrat]

Are we still doing bite vs shit tackle ?

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Are we still doing bite vs shit tackle ?

 

How about Suarez and teeth vs monkey with a knife?

[Horus]

He's only in it for the molar.

[FanchesterCity]

It's funny isn't it, when suarez was signing his new deal there were reports in the mirror for example that the clause was 100m and even higher for an English club.

 

Now it's 60 odd.

 

Basically nobody knows, but it better represent his value, which is a a lot closer to 100m than it is 60

 

SO much depends on who is putting the clause there, and therefore for whose benefit.

 

A club doesn't usually need to put in a clause because it can simply refuse an offer as it pleases, but a player (typically) will want assurances that should some fantastic opportunity arise, his current club won't hold him back. Therefore, the clause is (typically) put in to protect the player's interests.

 

However, then comes the level it's set at. The club will state 'OK, we promise not to hold you back, but you can't go for any old price, we'd need decent compensation (a decent fee)'. 

 

If the club set that fee too high, the player will moan they've priced him out of the market, and if it's too low, the club will moan. I'd guess that prior to last season, he was a 70m player with baggage. So let's say, 60m+ even with the baggage.

 

After this last season, his stock got even higher... and must have been up at 80m+ (but would Liverpool have changed the contract to reflect this?). But then came along the third bite. 

 

Honestly, I'd guess he is still hovering around the 70m threshold, with Barca wanting to drive that down a little due to recent events, while Liverpool are sticking to their guns. Only now, Liverpool are more tempted to sell him, and recent incoming players suggest they're expecting him to leave now (and thus recoup the money spent).

 

I still believe Barca have been tapping him up, and should be investigated for it. As much as I loathe the press, they seemed to know Barca expected him to apologise (which he then did), and they orchestrated PR where they praised him for such a 'brave apology'. 

 

Whichever clubs are genuinely in for Sanchez, they'll all be pressing him to put pen to paper soon otherwise he'll look like he's hesitating too long, and clubs will want to start 'plan B' deals instead. 

 

I can't see any reason why he'd dismiss Liverpool out of hand, other than a bruised ego of being part of a swap deal. Liverpool offers every bit as much as Arsenal does, and probably favours his playing style better too.

[FanchesterCity]

Im sorry . im not having the bite was pre meditated to seal a move away to Barca. I think people are underestimating how much he loves playing for his country, especially in a World Cup.

 

100% agree. It doesn't stack up.

If they were already going out of the World Cup, I could buy into it, but they weren't. I cannot believe he'd risk being sent off, and cost his country (and himself) a place in the next round.

 

Whatever short fuse he's got just kicks in. Very little rationale or logic to it. 

[Cardie]

Are we still doing bite vs shit tackle ?

It goes beyond shit tackle.

 

 

[Lightforce]

I didn't give 2 shits when Neymar got hurt. He's cried wolf so many times, it's karma baby. Enjoy the back brace bitch.

[Tony Moanero]

Idiot.

[House of Dirk]

How about Suarez and teeth vs monkey with a knife?

 

 

Suarez >Manbearpig

[I Am The One Who Knocks]

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[TheHowieLama]

Lightforce out of nowhere throwin haymakers.

[stringvest]

Lightforce out of nowhere throwin haymakers.

You're right. Who tagged him?

[Lightforce]

Idiot.

I'm in tears now, like Neymar.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Now, I've liked Barca for a very long time, but this is out of order. Whoever sanctioned this is a fucking tit.

 

[scudger99]

They've probably had that shirted printed for ages.  The utter cunts.

[J-V]

Quality journalism as usual.