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[tlw content]

 

 

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[Russ Atmosphere]

New, 'calmer' Luis Suarez was now able to cope much better when Daniel chose to shoot instead of pass.

[RedKnight]

From Feast Mode to Beast Mode.

 

Anger management: The Bruce Banner way

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Trumo]

Intentionally diabolical #32342748.

 

Luis sends message to notorious 'muscle-feeling' criminal in prison.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Rodgers - release the kraken!

[Trumo]

Luis rules (the) Britannia.

[milky]

Luis 2104.

 

Lots more flex, less bites necks.

[Trumo]

I'm a little mate pot, short and stout, here's my handle and here's my...oh, wait.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Luis arm strong

[Trumo]

Luis arm strong

 

You've probably got it in the bag with that one mate. Brilliant.

[Trumo]

Wet winter's night in Stoke? Per-leeeeeease!

[El Rojo]

Don't make him angry.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Following hypnotherapy Luis could remain calm and composed until he heard the trigger phrase 'The F.A.'.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

 

 

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My whole body is an engine. These are the fireplugs

[Russ Atmosphere]

Guns 'n' Moses(is crap)

[WhiskeyJar]

 

 

When Anger meets Danger.

 

Or

 

The Suarez Flex.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Guns 'n' Moses(is crap)

If Victor Moses ever does a concept album, I expect this to be the title.

[Russ Atmosphere]

LS: 40 million... and one fucking pound... raaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[Jairzinho]

 

"Come on, Luis, its your go" LL

"Ok, ok, one minute, and where the fuck is Philippe? He's taking ages with the mate" LS

"Philippe, hurry up" LL

"Ok, ok, I'm putting them on a tray" PC

 

Luis rolls a three.

 

"That's mine, Pistolero. Three houses on Vine Street. Pay up." LL

"Ah man, how you so fucking good at this game, Lucas? LS

 

Philip re-enters the room

 

"Finally, put the tray on the table, you can move my letters over there" LL

"Yeah, Phillip, drag it past the post" LS

"Haha" LL

"Haha" LS

"Fuck you, guys" PC

 

Lucas rolls a five

 

"One, two, three, four, five...community chest! `It is Your Birthday Collect $10 from each Player` HA. It is my birthday!" LL

"Hey, Luis, what you looking at on your phone?" PC

"I'm reading TLW" LS

"I can't believe they banned Code. Despite his obvious dislike for me I'll always respect him. Some of his stats were simply fascinating" LL

 

Luis starts laughing

 

"What is it, Luis?" PC

 

Puts down phone and strikes a pose

 

"What do I look like?" LS

"Hulk?" PC

"No" LS

"You look like a 1930's circus strongman!"

 

Much laughter ensues.

[milky]

Might be a bit tight squeezing all that on the cover to be fair.

[Barney_Rubble]

Terminator 4: Salvation

 

or

 

The Fourth Horseman

[razor]

 

 

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Luis tears a strip off Stoke. 

[Guest LFD]

 

 

"Don't make me angry, you won't like me when I'm angry...

 

because I will back up my rage with numerous goals and assists"

 

'The Credible Hulk'

[Russ Atmosphere]

One-two Luis coming for you...

[Strontium]

You'll Never Hulk Alone