Foods you really don't like

[Stickman]

Butterbeans....what's that all about? I love butter and love beans but somehow they've ended up together in this horrible dull coloured vileness.

[Saintslfc13]

Grapefruit
Not really a huge fan of potatoes unless they're smothered with something or a variety of things, I'll eat them but there are far better side dishes out there in my opinion.
Blue Cheese

Not sure they really qualify as food but fig newtons
Mayonnaisse by itself is disgusting, as a base for dressings or dips I don't mind it.

Carrot Cake
Turkey - I fucking hate turkey and everyone in my family thinks its perfect for Christmas dinner. Countless times I've suggested Goose, Duck, and even just plain old chicken but no everyone wants that bland fucking bird for christmas I've even gone so far as to explain that I will do all the work myself to cook any of the above birds that isn't turkey if they can just scrap it but to no avail. In general, even though I'm american I agree with the sentiment that a lot of us are lazy fuckers but when it comes to changing a family tradition they'd rather do all the work to prepare such an obviously shit bird that is ALWAYS dry than to let me cook something different. To make matters worse most in my family have half-realized that turkey sucks and have converted to dark meat only, which was the only saving grace to having to eat turkey because at least I was guaranteed the not as dry parts. Thankfully the family has by and large fucked off thanksgiving as a "get together" since the older generation passed away so I've had turkey free thanksgivings for quite some time now.

Corned beef - only have to eat on St. Patrick's Day, still sucks, but thankfully a fuck ton of mustard can make it taste decent.

Imitation Krab - It's not crab, and it doesn't taste like crab, it tastes like nothing.

Milk - Like Mayo it's something that I understand the purpose of when it's incorporated into a dressing or dish, but just plain milk is shit by itself and the only occassions I'll have a glass of milk is if I'm eating cookies or donuts, neither of which I eat often because all the sugar does is make me want to eat a juicy steak or something similar.

 

Off the top of my head thats about it. I used to hate liver but the last few times I've had it I thoroughly enjoyed it. Of course it was covered with onions and bacon

[Newport]

I don't dislike turkey, but why so many people in the English speaking world eat it for big holidays and all I don't understand at all. It looks very big and impressive, but I'd rather have a few roasted chickens instead.

[Remmie]

There's nothing I'd refuse to eat, put it that way. There's stuff I'm not that arsed about but nothing I actively dislike that I know of.

I reckon I can catch you out....microwaved croissant.

[Remmie]

Just remembered one - Glace cherries. How fucking pointless are they, they taste like sugary wax and completely out of place on everything.

[Remmie]

Also not a massive fan of chewing gum and bubble gum.

[General Dryness]

I reckon I can catch you out....microwaved croissant.

 

Yeah, but that wouldn't be a dislike of food so much as a dislike of poor etiquette.

 

Microwaved croissant indeed.

[Remmie]

Yeah, but that wouldn't be a dislike of food so much as a dislike of poor etiquette.

 

Microwaved croissant indeed.

Shut up, I'm getting him on a technicality!

 

Also, cheap/own brand cornflakes. Eat some own brand happy shopper corn flakes and tell me you like them Paul.

[General Dryness]

Shut up, I'm getting him on a technicality!

 

Also, cheap/own brand cornflakes. Eat some own brand happy shopper corn flakes and tell me you like them Paul.

 

Own brand cornflakes are like toenails. That is all.

[A_S]

Tuna. Asparagus. Fuck right off.

[Remmie]

The toenails comparison reminds me of the abomination that is Cassava chips. Horrendi.

[General Dryness]

I'll stick them on the list with those two fish-based horrors from a few posts ago.

[VladimirIlyich]

Thick-cut chips (wedges and roasties too while we're at it, but at least they're not every-fucking-where whenever I try and eat at a pub)

Peas

Baked beans

Mayonnaise on anything (rules me out of ever being able to buy a sandwich when i'm at the shop)

Agree with you on the Mayonnaise and the baked beans but garden peas are ace while those processed things are vile.

[stringvest]

Tuna. Asparagus. Fuck right off.

 

My dinner last night consisted solely of asparagus.

[Robbo29]

Olives - keep trying them but just dont like em

butterbeans - just fucking vile

pickled squid - like chewing rubber soaked in vinegar

[mattyq]

The worst thing i've ever tasted was tripe

Tried it 3 times and every time i've almost puked...it's the complete lack of flavour combined with the disgusting texture

I hate it

[Total Longo]

Raisins, currants and sultanas are utterly hideous.

This leads to Mince Pies, Christmas Pudding, Christmas Cake (and any fruitcake generally) being grim as well.

Also, sprouts, beetroot and goats cheese.

 

Everything else i will eat.

[VladimirIlyich]

Raisins, currants and sultanas are utterly hideous.

This leads to Mince Pies, Christmas Pudding, Christmas Cake (and any fruitcake generally) being grim as well.

Also, sprouts, beetroot and goats cheese.

 

Everything else i will eat.

Heathen!

Although i can understand the dislike of rich christmas cakes and puddings. They are an acquired taste.

[Stickman]

My dinner last night consisted solely of asparagus.

 

 

You're taking the (smelly) piss there surely

[Bjornebye]

Norwegian.

 

I never knew this either. 

 

Like a pair of siamese twins arguing over who licks da muff first.

 

 

What is it with norwegians and about 20 alter-ego's? Do we really have a huge fan-base in Norway is is it just about 8 of you? 

[Alan Sex]

I never knew this either.

 

Like a pair of siamese twins arguing over who licks da muff first.

 

 

What is it with norwegians and about 20 alter-ego's? Do we really have a huge fan-base in Norway is is it just about 8 of you?

If we keep the Norges fighting each other the won't be able to join forces against the rest of us.

[Champ]

You're taking the (smelly) piss there surely

I really like asparagus but I wont eat it. That smell...

[Paul]

Asparagus wrapped in pancetta and griddled is fucking awesome. Awesome I tells ya.

[Boss]

Eat asparagus and then ask your partner for a blowjob, watch what happens next.

[General Dryness]

Asparagus wrapped in pancetta and griddled is fucking awesome. Awesome I tells ya.

 

Aye, one of my BBQ staples that.