little things that annoy the shit out of you

[General Dryness]

Sigs on internet forums. Now granted, some of them can be funny or witty, but unless you're registered on said forum and can disable sigs, they don't half clutter up the page and can sometimes cause you to miss the actual posts.

But how else would you check out the writing skills, forever coming tight with the quill?

[Duff Man]

Remember when Simon was actually typing out his signature each post, and getting it wrong every single time? Class.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

300,000 people being thick enough to 'like' and comment 'OMG' on this.

 

 

Fucking imbeciles!

 

Absolute morons.

 

Out of interest, what does happen?

[Oh Buoy]

Just swiftly walked to the bog for a shit I'd been brewin' for a good hour or two. 

 

Sat on the seat and the fucking thing flew off. 

 

Some bellends broke the cunt and placed it back on so nobody would clock it. 

 

So, I've done the same. 

 

Still brewin' out of fume.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Just swiftly walked to the bog for a shit I'd been brewin' for a good hour or two. 

 

Sat on the seat and the fucking thing flew off. 

 

Some bellends broke the cunt and placed it back on so nobody would clock it. 

 

So, I've done the same. 

 

Still brewin' out of fume.

 

Did the turtle retreat or come flying out also ?

[Captain Turdseye]

Just swiftly walked to the bog for a shit I'd been brewin' for a good hour or two.

 

Sat on the seat and the fucking thing flew off.

 

Some bellends broke the cunt and placed it back on so nobody would clock it.

 

So, I've done the same.

 

Still brewin' out of fume.

You've got lucky there, could easily have dropped a bollock.

[Bjornebye]

Just swiftly walked to the bog for a shit I'd been brewin' for a good hour or two. 

 

Sat on the seat and the fucking thing flew off. 

 

Some bellends broke the cunt and placed it back on so nobody would clock it. 

 

So, I've done the same. 

 

Still brewin' out of fume.

 

Thats funny as fuck. Cunts in my old place used to come in for a piss and if they saw someone was in one of the shitters they would turn the lights off as they left. I used to make seriously weird noises or screeches or say weird things as I left to freak them out. I'd pretend to leave then wait a few seconds then adopt a really sinister voice and shout something like "Carol Ive dropped me scalpel!!!!!!!!" then just bail leaving them in there to wonder what the fuck is happening outside. 

[Trumo]

Judging by his name, they would have been floaters anyway.

[Jairzinho]

The inconsistency of oranges.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

The inconsistency of oranges.

Brilliant call! They can range from absolute heaven to Satan's chemical toilet.

[General Dryness]

The inconsistency of oranges.

 

 

Brilliant call! They can range from absolute heaven to Satan's chemical toilet.

File mandarins/tangerines under inconsistent too.

 

Must be a citrus thing.

[Hooch]

The ease with which bananas bruise.

[Bjornebye]

People who leave the cheese out. Just put it back in the fridge you fucking stupid cunt. 

[Evelyn Tentions]

People who leave the cheese out. Just put it back in the fridge you fucking stupid cunt. 

Who the fuck has cheese leftover to leave out?

[matt1983]

People who initiate single file queues at the bar in airports.

[Dr Nowt]

Just stood in the queues for the till at Tesco hearing fuckwits make a big drama about having to pay for bags now - instant reminder of what krill many people are.

 

In other news, handed over 5p for one and my limbs haven't fallen off yet.

[VladimirIlyich]

I suspect its the fact that a multinational company is finding yet another way to rip off the general public.

Just saying like.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I've been reusing bags for ages. It makes me feel all warm and smug to hear others complaining about the charge.

[Dr Nowt]

I suspect its the fact that a multinational company is finding yet another way to rip off the general public.

Just saying like.

 

Just take your own, reuse them. 

 

Whatever the big companies motives are on this one it's hardly a stretch to get round it, and while I'm all for keeping a check on such organisations, sometimes there really are bigger things to worry about.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Just take your own, reuse them. 

 

No.

[Dr Nowt]

No.

5p please.

[Rico1304]

Think of the penguins! Or is it seagulls?

[Trumo]

When those old ladies in the Royston Vasey charity shop start charging for bags, the shit will really hit the fan.

[Mook]

They brought the bag charge in up here ages ago, what I do is get the train down to Newcastle & stock up on plastic bags once a month.

 

Smash the fucking system.

 

I'll have to get a flight to Hamburg or somewhere now though.

[cloggypop]

It's 20 eurocents a bag here. I'm going to hitchhike home to stock up. 5p is a bargain!