Someone's having a real laugh - gollum?

[ZonkoVille77]

I'd say that article is 100% true Lurtz.

[Redder Lurtz]

Just saw it on twitter. Made me laugh.

[Anubis]

I'd say that article is 100% true Lurtz.

 

 

Just saw it on twitter. Made me laugh.

 

 

It would appear that Forlan is indeed that mad.

 

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/european/transfer-news-diego-forlan-urges-luis-suarez-to-move-to-manchester-united-claiming-it-is-the-best-thing-for-his-career-9251147.html

[Ginny]

I hope that Louis van Gaal stuff is just rumour. I really want Moyes in charge over the summer. It's will be so sweet

[Horus]

It's bollocks. The original story was that he asked forlan about moving to the premier league and Liverpool before he joined. Forlan told him we were a good club, but united are better. Somehow this has turned into him asking about staying here recently.

 

What player would phone up another player asking whether he should stay at his current club? You ask your mrs, and your agent, not some semi-retired ladyboy playing out his last days in the land of robot sex.

[JohnnyH]

Yeah, Forlan has rubbished it. Said he told him to join Utd when they were both at Ajax.

[moof]

Forlan was at Ajax? The plot thickens.

[Jurgens Red Army]

That video is class, put you flare out now knobhead ha ha

[littletedwest]

why would someone neg me for laughing at the misfortune of daveys boys?

 

ah well still funny

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

why would someone neg me for laughing at the misfortune of daveys boys?

 

ah well still funny

It was probably a slip of the finger (that's what she said...). Fixed it for you.

[Gnasher]

I hope that Louis van Gaal stuff is just rumour. I really want Moyes in charge over the summer. It's will be so sweet

Agree. Don't want van Gaal anywhere near old trafford, the mans a great coach and a proven winner. In one Moyes must stay chosen.

[BCM]

Bit of schadenfreude with your breakfast is never a bad thing:

 

 

Ha just seen this linked to that, first 2 minutes are funny especially when a Bayern fan mentions Liverpool watch this horrible twats blood boil.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke6_1UyKasE

[Pidge]

God what a horrible lot.

[nando1000]

Love to call down Marsellus Wallace with some pliers and a blowtorch

[SoMuch4Gravity]

Ha just seen this linked to that, first 2 minutes are funny especially when a Bayern fan mentions Liverpool watch this horrible twats blood boil.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke6_1UyKasE

 

"Liverpool murderers..." He's right you know, I just murdered brekkie

[Faustus]

No wonder they get their heads kicked in every time they play away in Europe behaving like that.

[BCM]

No wonder they get their heads kicked in every time they play away in Europe behaving like that.

 

 

Thought exactly the same

[Son of L8]

It's amazing really. "Liverpool" isn't a big word, and not a particularly impressive sounding one just on the face of it. But those three syllables have the power to strip away a thin veneer of civilization and reveal the primitive, unthinking, uncontrollable bilious rage of an animal that evolved complex emotions without a concurrent capacity for reason.

[deiseach]

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[Red_or_Dead]

Fucking hell that video is grotesque - fucking reprehensible scum!  The whole of the continent will be relived they won't be in Europe next season!

 

[Russ Atmosphere]

*flashback/shimmering/harp*

 

Moyes sets sights on five-trophy assault

ESPN staff

 

David Moyes has vowed to try and win a quintuple of the Premier League, the Champions League, the FA Cup, the Capital One Cup and the Community Shield in his debut season at Old Trafford.

And the new Manchester United manager believes he has a huge opportunity to retain the league title.

The Scot's only trophy came in what is now League One with Preston in 2000 but he has the chance to land silverware in his first competitive game in charge of United, who face Wigan in the Community Shield on August 11.

And Moyes has set his sights on challenging for every honour available.

He said: "If you're at Manchester United, my thinking is that you have to go for everything. You attempt to win everything. Maybe you miss out at times, but you attempt to win all the trophies.

"I've set out with that intention everywhere else I've been, and I'll certainly do it here because I've got a bigger squad, quality players and a club with a tradition who have been used to winning trophies."

Sir Alex Ferguson won his 13th and United's 20th league title before retiring in May, and Moyes added: "Fortunately, he's left me a really strong team, which I think gives me a great chance of retaining the title."

United have a tradition of playing attacking football and Moyes aims to pick a side who will entertain.

"I hope so," he said. "But I would always put winning at the top of the list. I don't think I'll ever change in that. I'm sure Sir Alex would as well.

"If you had a great entertaining team but didn't win the games, then it's never getting you anywhere. So you've got to get the balance right, and I hope I can."

 

http://www.espn.co.uk/football/sport/story/219735.html#TRBvosjkpJWhYEJf.99

[Hand Shandy]

Awwww, bless him...

[A Red]

"Liverpool murderers..."

He doesnt mean it, when hes on his own, away from his mates, he respects us but he must admit that he doesnt like us, just as we dont like him. But at the end of the day we respect eachother.

[Section_31]

No wonder they get their heads kicked in every time they play away in Europe behaving like that.

Yep, it's hilarious that they've been the country's representative - sometimes the country's only representative - in top flight European football for nearly two decades, and next season when they're confined back to the obscurity they deserve no other clubs or sets of fans will miss them.

 

Manc fans are like Chelsea fans, their entire enjoyment of the game comes from winning games to brag and swagger and belittle, as though they're so individually small that they need it to personally enhance their own status, in work, school etc.

 

Nothing is cherished and enjoyed purely for its own sake. The reason they're so upset about their current plight isn't because their club is struggling, it's because its demise has deprived them of their only crutch, the only thing they have going for them when they walk into their job at Kwik-Fit in Ashton at 7am on Monday mornings.

 

Goodbye you scum, you won't be missed, look forward to our lads signing you'll never walk alone with Milan and Bayern fans next season while you sit in your bedroom listening to Oasis and wishing you were still 17. "Giggggggseh!!!!"

[manwiththestick]

Never a truer word spoken. I work in an office full of mancs and the whole environment has changed, I no longer have lads having "banter" with me on a Monday morning, football is barely mentioned these days and if I bring it up there's no fight in them anymore, no passion, no witty comebacks, nothing. Like a boxer on his last legs on the ropes in the twelve roundvknowing he's beaten and hoping to get to the bell without getting knocked out.

 

A couple of previously match going regulars have stopped going and go to and talk about rugby, that's now fickle these cunts are and if this has happened in a small office of about fifty people I can only imagine how much attitudes have changed on a larger demograph.