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  1. Theres been a lot of bollocks spouted in the aftermath of this game so let me cut through all that before going any further: The truth is that Spurs were shite and deserved nothing. Anyone suggesting otherwise is talking a steaming pile of pure Zlatan. I know they missed chances and some of them are kidding themselves into thinking they were ’unlucky’ (if they want to completely overlook the chances we missed at the other end). That’s the predictable narrative spun by Mourinho, but it’s fucking nonsense. It’s all about trying to justify his cowardly approach to a crowd who have always been staunchly against that type of ‘football’. Maybe some Spurs fans will swallow it, but that doesn’t make it true. Here’s what happened. Tottenham tried to Mourinho the shit out of the game and to some degree it worked, but they lost. Tough shit. If you play with that kind of cowardice you don’t get to cry about what you ‘deserve’, especially when you ‘deserve’ nothing. Maybe if you’d shown even the tiniest bit of ambition you might have gotten something, but you didn’t, and you didn’t. So fuck off. The only time Spurs looked dangerous was when we gave them the ball through our own complacency. Why were we so complacent? Because they were fucking shite and it was too easy for us. They played like a plucky underdog in a cup match. Or to put it another way, they played like a Mourinho team. He did this with Chelsea and Man United and he did it against far less accomplished Liverpool sides than this one. So Jurgen will have known exactly what to expect. This is who he is. It’s what he does. He was probably made up that Kane was injured as it gave him the excuse he needed to park the bus. “Look at us with all of our injuries, trying to take on the best team in Europe so short handed. We had to play like that, aren’t my lads brave”. His brand of football is ten years past it’s sell by date. Enjoy, Spurs fans. This is your new reality. It’s incredible how far we’ve pulled away from Spurs in the last 12 months and with him in charge that’s not going to change any time soon. From the first few minutes of the game I thought it was glaringly obvious just how big the gulf was between the sides. They looked terrified of us. It shouldn’t have been like that because Spurs have got loads of good players and have shown plenty of times they can win without Kane. In fact, Son and Lucas Moura worry me far more than Kane does. We’ve generally edged the meetings we’ve had in recent seasons but they’ve always gone toe to toe with us and given us some of the most difficult games we’ve had. They could have tried to go toe to toe with us again because they know they can do it and besides, what did they have to lose really? The league table shows how much better than them we are but in head to head games it’s always been difficult for us. It’s not as though the result was going to be season defining for them, so they could have given it a go. It says everything about Mourinho though that nobody ever thought for a second they would. This game was too easy for us and that was the thing that caused us a problem. It really shouldn’t have been as close as it was because Spurs played with a massive inferiority complex and we should have buried them by half time. I’m genuinely irritated that we didn’t batter them. It’s frustrating that they were still hanging around like a massive turd we just couldn’t flush, but its a measure of the standards set by this team that I’m having to restrain myself from being too critical over a 1-0 win at Spurs. It’s funny isn’t it? The season has been almost perfect but because we’re so good any time we don’t win comfortably there’s a temptation to have a bit of a moan and nit pick at the performance. It’s not just the fans and pundits doing it either. In the post match interviews Hendo wasn’t pleased, Klopp didn’t look happy either, while Virgil looked like he’d lost a tenner and found a quid. It’s good that they think like that because it’s that hunger to be better that will keep them going. I think the reason they were annoyed with themselves is because of the second half, which was fairly disjointed and riddled with uncharacteristic mistakes. It was all set up to be another Leicester as we were so dominant. Having gone 1-0 up the boys probably expected to turn the screw and finish Spurs off, maybe even picking them off on the break if they came out and tried to chase the game. They never did come out though. Even deep in stoppage time they were passing it around on the halfway line with four defenders and two holding midfielders and all day they seemed content to take their plucky 1-0 defeat against the World Champs. And we got suckered in. It was too easy, and then all of a sudden it wasn’t. Because they didn’t come out we had all the time in the word to pass it around and we seemed to lull ourselves into a false sense of security. I mean when do you ever see Wijnaldum losing the ball in his own defensive third? Never. In the first half Hendo was caught in possession twice. That never happens either. They got suckered in by how scared Spurs were playing. It just became so sloppy at both ends. We kept fucking up in the final third and wasting good opportunities to bury them and then we started giving them the ball in our own half. It’s not even as though they pressed us high up the pitch. They sat off 99% of the time but then every now and again Alli or Moura would catch us by surprise by actually trying to make a tackle. Mourinho did what he always does. He parked the bus and waited for a mistake. We made a few and if they’d taken one of those chances we’d be hearing about “another Jose masterclass”. It’s not a masterclass. He’s just Steve Bruce with better players. We played into their hands though in that second half. I didn’t see it coming because the first half was exactly what we would have wanted. From the first minute we stamped our authority on the game with a brilliant, sweeping move that saw Ox release Bobby in the inside right channel. For me Bobby did everything right there and was desperately unlucky. The only reason he didn’t score was because the kid making his debut got back in to a great position to make a block. When you look at the replay, that shot is going in the corner but he came from nowhere to get in the way. Fair play to him, that was quality. Bobby then had the presence of mind to pick up the loose ball and tee up Ox, who went for the same corner and saw his shot hit the inside of the post, come back out and hit Tanganga. It could have gone anywhere and Salah and Bobby were both ready to pounce, but Spurs got lucky and survived. The kid probably deserved that bit of luck following his initial clearance. We were all over them for most of that half and seemed to be able to get in down the left at will. Sadio was electric and Robbo was flying forward on overlaps. For once the final ball just wasn’t there with Robbo. It’s not easy when Spurs had nine players in there most of the time though. The front three were linking up well and Mané shot over after nice interplay between Mo and Bobby had set him up. Then Virgil missed a free header from a few yards out when he put it straight at the keeper. I suspect VAR may have ruled that out though as it looked level, and level now almost always means some part of the body is offside. The goal was coming from the first minute and it’s surprising it took as long as it did to arrive. Brilliantly finished by Bobby and well set up by Mo. Spurs are crying about the throw in that led to it, but how the fuck is any referee in the world supposed to get that right? It’s impossible. It’s unlucky when a decision like that goes against you but it’s also unavoidable and it shouldn’t have been given the amount of airtime it got. But it’s us, LiVARpool, and we don’t win games fair and square remember. It was a slight nick off Mané and the ball may have been already over the line when it hit him anyway. It’s almost certainly a Spurs throw but there isn’t a referee or linesman in the world who is going to see that, and complaining about it is pathetic really. Especially when you can’t even say the word ‘throw in’. Seriously, what the fuck is a “sroo in” Jose? Dick. At least he didn’t complain about VAR not disallowing it. Others have though. Even Danny Murphy tried to suggest there was a handball by Henderson. Fuck. Off. I expect it from that weird Duncan Castles cunt, but Murphy has embarrassed himself there. If I had my way, baldies wouldn’t be allowed to comment on footy as to a man they appear utterly clueless (TLW’s Paul being the notable exception that proves the rule). There is no angle that shows the ball hitting Henderson’s hand so they can’t disallow the goal. It’s simple really. That should have been the end of the discussion. I was annoyed they even looked at it at all because I was under the impression that the new law only applied if the player who handles plays the final pass or scores himself. Hendo did neither, so why were they even looking at it? I asked that question on Twitter and someone replied that it was reviewed just because it was in the box, so I assume that must be the case otherwise they had no business even looking at Hendo there. The point is though he didn’t handle and it smacks of the same desperation we saw after the Wolves game. Not wanting us to win the title is fine, it’s a perfectly understandable viewpoint, especially if you support a rival. When you start crying ‘conspiracy’ though and dissecting every decision in our games you’re just making yourself look like a fucking danger whose hard drive needs checking. Mourinho and others were also complaining that Robbo didn’t get a red card. People were actually tweeting Gary Lineker demanding that they talk about it on MOTD!! They did discuss it and quite rightly said there was fuck all in it. There was nothing wrong with that challenge on Tanganga. He should have been given a yellow for leaving his foot in on Alderweireld late on, but the tackle they’re moaning about was nothing. Every time we win we have to hear complaints about something. Even in our most dominant performance of the season against Leicester we had Schmeichel cryarsing about the penalty we got at 1-0. Guardiola almost gave himself a heart attack complaining about phantom handballs at Anfield (see my earlier comment on baldies and footy) and then there was the Wolves debacle, when everyone was up in arms over VAR being used to get two decisions right. It’s pathetic and it’s virtually every game. “If it wasn’t for VAR they’d only be seven points clear”. So, the argument is that “if all those correct decisions that went their way weren’t given and the incorrect ones were given instead, they wouldn’t be so far ahead”. Everyone is cracking up because we’re so good. We should have slapped Spurs all over White Hart Lane in the second half just to teach them a lesson. All they wanted to do was get everyone behind the ball and hit the deck looking for free-kicks, trying to disrupt the flow of the game. Those Spurs players need little encouragement to do that anyway as they’re the worst divers in the Premier League, but that’s going to be cranked up a notch or two now under Captain Shitbag. No surprise that Martin Atkinson was only too willing to oblige them. What a fucking twat he is. Free kick after free kick went Tottenham’s way, but when they clearly fouled Henderson to spark a dangerous attack he waved it away. And when Wijnaldum was brought down on the edge of their box he saw nothing wrong with that either. Hell, he even decided to play an extra minute and a half of stoppage time at the end in the hope that Spurs might score. It was meant to be three minutes, yet he played well over four. Why was that? It never normally happens, but when it’s Atkinson in charge of a Liverpool game in which we’re hanging on to a one goal lead, suddenly the official with the board is being ignored. Dodgy as fuck. He’s worse than Anthony Taylor. Actually, hanging on was an over statement. We were fairly comfortable for the most part and should have made more of some promising situations we created. Robbo continued to pick out Spurs players with his crosses and they always seemed to have enough players back in to clear the danger. I didn’t like the decision to take off Mané for Origi though. Not so much from the attacking side of it, but because Sadio had been absolutely incredible from a defensive point of view. He didn’t give them a second. So many times their midfielders thought they had time only for Sadio to come chasing back and rob them. He was everywhere. Origi was never going to give us that, and for that reason I’d have subbed Mo instead as we wouldn’t be losing out on anything defensively. I’ll be honest, Div was really doing my head in as he was passive and wasn’t offering anything. Then out of nothing he tip toed around three challenges on the edge of the box and brought a save from the keeper. That was fucking brilliant to be fair, and I felt bad for having previously been moaning at him. Lallana had also been brought on, for Ox, and I thought he made a really positive impact by keeping the ball and just generally doing the smart thing. One touch late on when he plucked a ball out of the sky was fucking glorious too. He’s proving to be a useful asset of late. The final 15 minutes proved to be more stressful than they needed to be but I think what made it more worrying at the time was that the only real moments of ‘danger’ all day had come from our own mistakes, such as when Son blasted over after Wijnaldum was caught in possession, or when Trent and Gomez went for the same ball and we needed Virg to make a great tackle. We were giving them hope by playing into Mourinho’s hands. That’s what he wants. He waits for mistakes and then hopes to punish them. He’s built his career on it. The only chance that was of their own making was when Lo Celso fired wide from close range. That was a much more difficult chance than people are making it out to be. The angle wasn’t good, the ball was travelling at pace and he was on the stretch. He should have scored but I can see why he didn’t. Missed chances like that have been a feature of the season. We’ve been great but things have gone our way a lot more than usual. 20 wins out of 21 games to start a season is almost unheard of. In fact, it is unheard of because it’s never been done before, either in this country or in any of the other major European leagues. A lot of those games have been close and in many of those close games the opponent has failed to take some very clear chances. So we’ve had luck on our side at times this season and I won’t pretend otherwise. Some of those wins could have been draws if the opponents hadn’t missed some very clear opportunities (Sheffield United away is the first one that springs to mind), and maybe next season things will be different. It’s amazing though how the very best teams seem to benefit from that. Perhaps it’s the intimidation factor? Opposing players snatch at chances because they aren’t sure when the next one will come along or just because they know how big a moment it is. A few years ago we seemed to suffer from “one chance one goal” syndrome. It was mad. We’d defend well but as soon as the other team had a chance they scored. It’s partly about the keeper but it’s not just that. Son didn’t even hit the target with a chance he’d normally bury with his eyes closed. The very best teams often have things like this go in their favour and it can’t just be luck. I don’t think what we’re doing right now is sustainable but it doesn’t really matter. Even if two or three of those wins had been draws instead, we’d still be well ahead anyway. 20 wins from 21 games isn’t what I expect to see happening too often. 17 or 18 from 21 is certainly realistic though for this team. They aren’t going to rest on their laurels and they want to get better. The fact they are winning at White Hart Lane and they’re coming off the pitch looking pissed off is great. There’s a clip of Hendo saying to Klopp “not good enough, that was fucking shite”. I can’t tell you how much I love that. What a captain he’s turned out to be. I thought it was his worst game of the season, even though he wasn’t even bad. The standard he’s set is so high though that even a decent game feels like a disappointment, which probably explains how irked he was. As for the star man, Virgil was excellent and Alisson was outstanding in an understated way. He rarely has to do anything spectacular because his positioning is so good. Gini was top drawer too other than that one brainfart that could have cost us. The front three all did well with Bobby the pick of the bunch, so I’m giving it to him, not least because he was the matchwinner. Next up is the Mancs and I expect them to play in a similar manner. Solksjaer will try to nullify our full backs like they did at their place, but this is Anfield and we’re a different kettle of fish entirely than at Old Trafford. We owe them one, so let’s hope we can give them the hiding they deserve. Team: Alisson; Alexander-Arnold, Gomez, Van Dijk, Robertson; Henderson, Wijnaldum, Oxlade-Chamberlain (Lallana); Salah (Shaqiri), Firmino, Mané (Origi):
    36 points
  2. So this conspiracy that whether by VAR, PEDs, referees or other teams.... it's all just come together this season? A cast of thousands including many of them that hate us have come together to ensure we win it? Sounds legit. If only they had put their heads together to sort Brexit, global warming or global peace instead. What we are seeing here is a coping strategy. Rather than deal with the truth of a situation it's far easier for some to invent a strategy where there's a seemingly logical explanation to explain it away. So Liverpool aren't brilliant, it's that everyone else is shit, or refs want us to win, or VAR is somehow gifting us something. Coping strategies are normally a good thing but when the person using them is blocking reality then that is where the trouble begins. I put some of it down to participation trophies, you're teaching kids that nobody loses. When these weaklings come across a situation (i.e. real life) in which they're not suddenly winning when losing then they lose their heads. I understand city being angry, deluded, bitter etc. Imagine if you will that you play monopoly professionally and that it is televised. Now you've been on Ebay and you've bought a shit load of monopoly money and stuffed your pockets so much with it that you can hardly walk. Now each time you play you simply blow everyone else away and everyone congratulates you on how well you played. Now imagine if suddenly a player that simply was skilful starts winning instead, you'd be incensed, how the hell are they winning? They must also be cheating. I've actually read city fans crying about us cheating and of course they totally miss the whole point that they have been financially doped and if they hadn't been they'd be currently playing in the Sherpa Van trophy in the championship. They literally bought a seat at the top table and of course Sky love them. Yes coping strategies come in all shapes and sizes and the more extreme the strategies the more that person must be hurting. It genuinely makes me warm inside that rival fans (and bitters) are hurting so much, believe me you retarded fucks, IF we pull this off we are going to make your lives as unbearable as fuck. We put our kids out in a competition we didn't want to win and we outplayed your first team with your European cup winning manager. What a total disgrace of a club they are and the joke of the city.
    9 points
  3. Finally managed to pay my subs last week so I can read these and I get greeted with bald-phobic hate speech. i don’t come on her to be fucked at.
    6 points
  4. England are shit. I'd rather Henderson have the Euro's off.
    5 points
  5. What the absolute twats that support Man City dont understand is that Klopp has virtually had to generate his own money to compete with them. If Klopp hadn't have got us in the Champions league the rebuild would have either taken longer or not happened at all. Just say a manager had took over Man City with the same squad that Brendan Rodgers left most of them would have just been sold for fuck all, gone out on loan with City paying their 200k a week wages or just been allowed to sit out the rest of their contract. Then city would have just gone out and replaced them all in 2 transfer windows. Klopp had to build the team slowly and our owners only sanctioned signings when we had CL footy or sold our most valuable player. The moaning twats can fuck off. They are just annoyed at being shown up and are looking for excuses.
    5 points
  6. Negged. Lately, I keep seeing and hearing people use the world “salty” to mean angry or bitter. It sounds fucking shit! Is it another Americanism popularised by television and the internet?
    5 points
  7. Volume difference between talking and sound effects on TV. I can't hear what they're saying so I turn it right up and then there's an explosion and I have a heart attack. I've forever got the remote in my hand adjusting the volume level. I'm sure I've brought this one up before but it's a major first world problem.
    5 points
  8. We've built this side and improved year on year, building up toward this success for 4 years now. This isn't some fluke, out of nowhere victory with 83 points, this is shaping up to be one of the most dominant title wins in history. VAR or no VAR, luck or no luck, the reaction to our success is pure sour grapes. And City fans have a lot of balls calling us lucky. They'd be nowhere near and mired in mediocrity if some dipshit from the Abu Dhabi royal family hadn't seemingly picked their name out of a hat to shape into the next football super power. If that isn't luck, I don't know what is.
    4 points
  9. The sketch Ronnie Barker was too polite to write.
    4 points
  10. 4 points
  11. But would you have fucked her if she let you hold a gun to her head?
    3 points
  12. The easiest way to help level the playing field would be to drastically reduce the CL money. At the moment virtually the same clubs every year trouser £50m plus. But it will never happen.
    3 points
  13. If we win the title I was just going to celebrate and enjoy it but after all this bitter shit I'm going balls deep in unbearable mode. I'm even going to do the Everton stadium tour with an LFC top on with Champions 20 on the back.
    3 points
  14. Apparently against Sheffield Utd it was windy but the corner flags weren’t blowing in this wind? Also, despite it being very wet in some games we leave no footprints? Explain that!
    3 points
  15. "Tea slags you would bum" thread incoming, on the GF, started by Mendoza.
    3 points
  16. The 23s host Southampton at the Academy this evening. Kick off at 19:00, with live coverage on the offal from 18:30. Alles ist gut will post the team news once he sees it, and I'll likely duplicate his post a brief moment later...
    3 points
  17. The house of delusions is cheap to build, but drafty to live in.
    3 points
  18. Worse than on here ? Fuck me I'd pay to see that
    3 points
  19. Report by Dave Usher Theres been a lot of bollocks spouted in the aftermath of this game so let me cut through all that before going any further: The truth is that Spurs were shite and deserved nothing. Anyone suggesting otherwise is talking a steaming pile of pure Zlatan. I know they missed chances and some of them are kidding themselves into thinking they were ’unlucky’ (if they want to completely overlook the chances we missed at the other end). That’s the predictable narrative spun by Mourinho, but it’s fucking nonsense. It’s all about trying to justify his cowardly approach to a crowd who have always been staunchly against that type of ‘football’. Maybe some Spurs fans will swallow it, but that doesn’t make it true. Here’s what happened. Tottenham tried to Mourinho the shit out of the game and to some degree it worked, but they lost. Tough shit. If you play with that kind of cowardice you don’t get to cry about what you ‘deserve’, especially when you ‘deserve’ nothing. Maybe if you’d shown even the tiniest bit of ambition you might have gotten something, but you didn’t, and you didn’t. So fuck off. The only time Spurs looked dangerous was when we gave them the ball through our own complacency. Why were we so complacent? Because they were fucking shite and it was too easy for us. They played like a plucky underdog in a cup match. Or to put it another way, they played like a Mourinho team. He did this with Chelsea and Man United and he did it against far less accomplished Liverpool sides than this one. So Jurgen will have known exactly what to expect. This is who he is. It’s what he does. He was probably made up that Kane was injured as it gave him the excuse he needed to park the bus. “Look at us with all of our injuries, trying to take on the best team in Europe so short handed. We had to play like that, aren’t my lads brave”. His brand of football is ten years past it’s sell by date. Enjoy, Spurs fans. This is your new reality. It’s incredible how far we’ve pulled away from Spurs in the last 12 months and with him in charge that’s not going to change any time soon. From the first few minutes of the game I thought it was glaringly obvious just how big the gulf was between the sides. They looked terrified of us. It shouldn’t have been like that because Spurs have got loads of good players and have shown plenty of times they can win without Kane. In fact, Son and Lucas Moura worry me far more than Kane does. We’ve generally edged the meetings we’ve had in recent seasons but they’ve always gone toe to toe with us and given us some of the most difficult games we’ve had. They could have tried to go toe to toe with us again because they know they can do it and besides, what did they have to lose really? The league table shows how much better than them we are but in head to head games it’s always been difficult for us. It’s not as though the result was going to be season defining for them, so they could have given it a go. It says everything about Mourinho though that nobody ever thought for a second they would. This game was too easy for us and that was the thing that caused us a problem. It really shouldn’t have been as close as it was because Spurs played with a massive inferiority complex and we should have buried them by half time. This is just a teaser, click to view the full article Please note that Match Reports are only available to website subscribers. Subscriptions cost just £2 a month (you need to register first) and can be purchased here.
    2 points
  20. Yes, mate. It’s one of my all-time favourites. I watch it every other Christmas. In fact, I bought a new copy on DVD last month from Amazon. £3.99, it was. Bargain! Fun fact, Nick Berry, of Eastenders and Heartbeat fame, plays a rat in it.
    2 points
  21. And now we come to item 1 on tonight’s agenda The Redshite
    2 points
  22. 2 points
  23. Amsterdams are meant to be Jan 25th. I suspect the Rotterdams will be later but will keep an eye out. Amsterdams are a general release btw.
    2 points
  24. Since 1990 we have won 10 major trophies. City have also won 10. Arsenal 14 (8 FA cups). Chelsea 20 (4 before 1990). Mancs 27. Spurs 3. Leicester 3. Blackburn 2. Villa 2. 1 other league winners (Leeds) 3 other FA Cup winners (the Ev, Portsmouth and Wigan). 4 other league cup winners (Sheff Wed, Boro, Birmingham and Swansea). 17 trophy winners (lower division and play-off titles excepted) in 29 years shows how difficult it for smaller clubs to break in. All but 18 trophies from 87 english titles were won by the "big 5" and 8 of those were in the 90s so only 10 from the last 57. I would have thought that English teams had been more dominant in Europe during this time. 12 European titles in 29 years is fairly poor considering. Anyway that's 20 minutes of my life I'll never get back.
    2 points
  25. Think there is a lesson for the future here something we shouldn't have lost. Get the best goalkeeper available not good youngsters not potential not over the hill veterans the best out there . They are vital on terms of gaining points and instilling confidence. Kirkland , James, karius, westerveld, Brad Jones, Carson , itandje I could go on. The reason it is infuriating is that we know what a top international keeper can bring just feel until we plumped for Alisson we had been skimping on the position post Pepe. All the rival supporters banging on about how everyone else's strikers missing sitters well there is a reason the last thing a world class keeper brings which is messing with their head. Hate to say it but Smichell (spelling) was the same .
    2 points
  26. That's not a very principled stance, is it. I would hope people support fair votes regardless of whether or not it is personally beneficial for them.
    2 points
  27. Jonathan Liew in the Graun summed Shitcoat up perfectly - the article is strewn with nuggets of gold, such as "Mourinho has had some past success in nullifying the threat of Salah. Alas, leaving him on the bench at Stamford Bridge for a year and then sending him on loan to Fiorentina is no longer a viable option" but as mission statements go this takes some beating:
    2 points
  28. We’re getting her Thursday afternoon...
    2 points
  29. Southall is probably my favourite, followed by Reid. Trevor Steven and Arteta get honourable mentions. Oh and that little ginger git who scored in the 89 final - inconsistent but could turn it on every five games Finally a nod to Derek Mountfield who had a quite magnificent tache
    2 points
  30. Scrapper Blackwell - Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
    2 points
  31. Bollocks to losing seats for a screen..... you want to watch a screen watch it at home.
    2 points
  32. It's your finger we're worried about.
    2 points
  33. Somebody clearly didn't have the makings of a varsity athlete.
    2 points
  34. Really want us to bum these dead hard. Never ever forget what these horrible bastards have been like for about 20 years of winning everything....time to rub their fucking noses in it good and proper. 20 fucking years of those horrible manc bastards lording it over everybody... Mocking us, rubbing our noses in it. All the media kissing their arses. Referees favouring them. All the last minute winners they got. Trophy after trophy after trophy. The smug horrible bastards winning everything. Now they are literally shite, their dynasty over and a club in dire straits....and it is time for us to kick them and kick them hard whilst they are down. Have no sympathy for them, don't even look at them and shrug and call them irrelevant - enjoy every moment of their decline, and hopefully it will last and last and get worse and worse for them. Enjoy watching the horrible fucking rats suffer.
    2 points
  35. Saturday Jan 4: Ancelotti talked about how close he came to joining us in 2015 but says we made the right choice in Klopp. He’s a good egg is Carlo, and at the time I wanted him rather than Jurgen. I know, what a fucking goon. It looks utterly insane now, but I think my main reasoning was that footy hipsters all loved Klopp and Dortmund and I just rebelled against that. I also thought there was a boom or bust element about Klopp whereas Ancelotti was more of a what you see is what you get. I was half right on that as things have definitely gone BOOM in a big way under Jurgen. Mad that Ancelotti has ended up on Merseyside four years later though, on the other side of the park. It won’t work out for him but that’s not a reflection on him as a manager. He’s won everything there is to win and his credentials are impeccable. But this is Everton we’re talking about here. Failure is what they do and not even he will be able to change that. The other thing that counts against him is he’s a nice fella who has a soft spot for the Reds. Ask Big Red Ron and Marco Silva how that worked out for them. In other news, hey he broke his Cherry!! Dom Solanke finally scored! He’s been there a year and it’s taken him until now to break his duck. Made up for him though, I always thought he was a really good player and although he wasn’t a fit for us I assumed he’d have a good career elsewhere. He still might, but 12 months without a goal is fucking grim. It must be doing his head in seeing Calvert-Lewin scoring freely even though he’s only half the player Solanke is, but it’s up to him to prove it now. Bournemouth are in real trouble as their squad has been ravaged by injury, so he needs to step up and score the goals that keep them up. Nice little win for the u18s today. 3-0 at home to Blackburn. The team is so young now it’s hard to keep track of who’s who. Most of the regulars have moved up to the 23s but the 18s still seem to keep getting results no matter who they pick. Sunday Jan 5: L 1 Everton 0 That was just one of the most enjoyable derby games ever and it’s one of my favourite games of the season so far. I loved the Arsenal game but this was even better. For all the praise that our lads deserve, you have to take into account how fucking woeful Everton were. I’d like to say that was because of how well we played, but it was mostly just them being massive cowards who bottled it because of Anfield. Poor Carlo is maybe now getting an idea of just what a hopeless task he has on his hands. Still, he’s being well compensated for the hit his reputation is going to take. They actually started well and had obviously taken encouragement by the team we’d sent out, but when they missed those three chances they lost all hope and spent the rest of the game just expecting to lose. It’s what they do. Don’t forget, they’ve had games when they’ve come here on an equal footing in the table (sometimes they’ve been above us) but without fail they’ve shit the bed. Any time there is any expectation on them to do anything they just can’t handle it. You know the one thing that summed Everton up today? They won the toss and chose to change ends, even though they had 8,000 fans in the Anny Road. We could have played the under 9s today and Everton would still have had an inferiority complex. To put this in perspective, this wasn’t our second team, it was more like our third. Several players in this line up would not make a second XI and there are one or two who might not make the third. Richarlison cost more than our entire line up. So did Sigurdsson. This was a derby win for the ages, one we can gloat about for generations. We beat Everton even though we didn’t pick Alisson, Trent, Robbo, Matip, Van Dijk, Lovren, Fabinho, Hendo, Keita, Wijnaldum, Salah, Mane, Firmino and Shaqiri. In addition, Milner only played six minutes and Ox only came on for the last 20. I wasn’t even surprised. Origi plus any ten was always going to be enough. What a goal by Curtis though. Doesn’t get any better for a young Red that. Monday Jan 6: Brewster is going to Swansea on loan but plans to let Jones go may be shelved after his heroics yesterday. I’d defo keep him around as he’s been on the bench lately which shows he’s needed. Besides, he’s 18 so it’s not THAT important that he goes out and gets experience. Some kids don’t need to do that (Trent for example) and Jones has developed massively this season just through training with the senior lads every day. I reckon Jones and Elliott (and probably Williams) will be the type of kids who don’t need to go out because they’ll force their way into the squad and do their developing that way. By all accounts the intensity in our training sessions is basically like a proper game, so the kids are learning more than they would by playing in League One or even the Championship. They’re having to pit themselves against some of the best players in the world, which is why when they then have to play against an Everton or someone it must feel like a relief. Some reports today that the club want Chirivella to sign a new contract. Bit weird like. Why would he do that? He’s 22 and he’s far too good to be playing reserve team football, yet he doesn’t have a hope in hell of forcing his way into the first team. And I say that as probably one of his biggest fans. He’s a lovely little footballer and will be a good signing for someone (but only if they play a possession based game), but he’s not getting past Fabinho, Hendo or Gini for that number six role. I get why the club might want to tie him down because the way he’s played in these last two cup games has probably generated a fair bit of interest and they might think they can cash in on him, but if you’re Pedro why would you do that? Unless the money is too good to turn down, but I can’t see that being the case. I really hope he gets a good move though, he’s a top lad and a lovely player to watch. Meanwhile, we’ve signed a 21 year old striker from ‘Brentford B’ for the u23s. Presumably he has v very little chance of making it, but we needed a striker because Brewster is heading out, Glatzel is injured and Bobby Duncan was a bellend. Anyway, the lad’s name is Joe Hardy and he’s originally from the Wirral. He played for City when he was younger before moving to Brentford. Tuesday Jan 7: City bummed United at Old Trafford and they might just be getting their mojo back now. Tactically they’re doing some things differently and they look a bit less vulnerable to counter attacks, which is a bit of a concern I suppose. Thankfully the gap we have is huge which gives us a cushion in case they go on one of their mad fucking runs. They looked good tonight but you have to factor in the opposition. United beat City a few weeks ago but they have it in them to do that now and again. If they played City ten times, they’d probably lose six or maybe even seven. They’re a badly coached side with some talented players who when they raise their game can look useful, but City should have beaten them by six tonight. Solksjaer though, God love him. His positivity / delusion is great. He was always going to come out and say something about how “we won the second half”. It’s true, they did, but only because City sometimes let that complacency creep in when they get ahead like that. Guardiola was fucking steaming about that afterwards and I would be too. When you have a chance to smash your neighbours in a derby, you need to take it. Wednesday Jan 8: Fucking hell, it’s kicking off at Everton. Fans turned up at Finch Farm demanding to be given an audience with the players so they could tell them how shit they are. That was denied them, but Marcel Brands did let them in and listened to their grievances. The word on the street is they told him that unless things improve soon they’ll be down with 300 lads and will trash the player’s cars. This is just too funny. The soft cunts have been watching too much Gazzetta Football Italia. Thinking they can show up at the training ground and threaten to “burn their Ferraris”. I mean, they’ve got every right to be pissed off, but threatening to bring 300 lads down to smash the players cars in is just too far fetched, even by Everton standards. I don’t believe that happened, but it’s still hilarious seeing the reaction to it all on social media. If they didn’t exist, we’d have to invent them. Staying with the Blues, it’s not just the fans who are revolting. The players are too, and they are also in revolt (never gets old!). It seems that Big Dunc gave them some home truths after Sunday’s game and some of them back chatted him. As far as we know there haven’t been any Everton players admitted to A&E, which tells me that the big man must be going soft. They've got more balls than I thought, because I defo wouldn't back chat him. Most rumours seem to have Delph as the ring leader, which is no surprise as he’d have been number one on my list of suspects. I watched that Man City documentary on Amazon and he’s a mouthy fucker who thinks he’s much better than he is. The suggestion is that he (and other senior pros) took exception to accusations they downed tools and they’re complaining about Ancelotti’s tactics already. After FOUR games. A man who has won every major honour in the game is being questioned by a bunch of losers who three days ago made Pedro Chirivella look like Xavi. Ancelotti has played with and managed some of the greatest players in the history of football. Now look at who he’s having to work with. When he took the job I compared it to De Niro taking a part on Coronation Street. That was really unfair on the cast of Corrie. A better comparison would be Tom Hanks joining ‘Made in Chelsea’. Meanwhile, another player left on loan today, as Isaac Christie-Davies went to Holland. I’ve never really thought anything of him when I watched him for the 23s. It’s not that I thought he was bad, I just had no opinion on him as I barely noticed him. When he played in the cup game at Villa though I thought he was really good, especially in the first half. Good luck to him. As he departs, another one returns. Liam Miller has been at Kilmarnock but he’s been recalled, probably because we have no strikers for the 23s now other than the kid we bought yesterday, Joe Hardy. He actually played tonight as the u23s lost 2-1 at home to Bilbao. The scoreline was harsh but we didn’t create much. Hardy didn’t do a great deal but does look like he’s got talent. Our goal was scored by Jack Bearne, who's a tidy little player with a great left foot. None of the lads who played against Everton in the cup were involved tonight, and it’s things like this that must make Neil Critchley’s job so difficult as there is no continuity to his team selections at all. Not that he’ll care, he must be proud as fuck after what his boys did last Sunday. Thursday Jan 9: Still more fallout from Sunday’s derby, as some Blue wrote a piece on Grand Old Team that might be the most pitiful, cringeworthy thing I’ve ever seen. You probably seen it as it went viral, so I won’t dissect it too much here, especially as I’d be here all day. There was a lot that I could pick apart, but I’ll just stick with the one takeaway I had from it. He compared Liverpool and Everton to a married couple and said that essentially an ‘uncoupling’ is needed because they aren’t getting anything out of it. Sorry sunshine, that’s not how it works. We didn’t CHOOSE to be with you and you didn't choose to be with us. We aren't a couple, we're siblings who don't like eachother. We're like the Gallagher brothers if one of them wasn't a dick and was far more successful than the other. How pathetic was it though? They're sick of us being better than them so they no longer want to be seen as rivals. Newsflash, the only reason you are 'rivals' is because we share a city, otherwise you'd be just as much of an irrelevance as Villa or West Ham. We keep you relevant, the only reason anyone knows who you are is because of the link to us. Be grateful, know your role and shut your mouth. If it's not one thing it's another though. In the week in which our new kit deal was finalised, the Blues look like they’ve got themselves a new kit deal too. And some of their fans aren’t happy. I saw a tweet from one of them that read: "Didn’t even know it was possible to downgrade from Umbro. And now it looks like we are... Liverpool just announced Nike. We’re going to Hummel, I hadn’t even heard of it until today. Fucking Hummel." Not sure I’m buying the ‘hadn’t heard of it until today’ part as Hummel made some class kits in the 80s. They’ve done nothing since, which makes them a good fit for Everton. I get why some Blues see it as another backward step and another sign of how far behind us they are, and I suppose it is. We’re getting £100m a season from Nike, they’ll be getting peanuts. One thing I’d put money on though is they’ll have a nicer kit than we will. Scant consolation like, but they need to cling to any little win they can get. Friday Jan 10: According to reports, Emre Can has turned down a move to United out of respect to the Reds. I still really like Can. I don’t miss him, not one little bit, but I still have time for him because he always put a shift in, even when we were shit. I don’t care that he left on a Bosman because we got Milner and Matip that way. You win some you lose some. I wonder if he ever regrets leaving though? Probably not, because the money he got was mental and he wanted to experience playing in Italy, but the likes of him and Coutinho must surely see what we’re doing and think “I could have been part of that”. If he has turned down United because he doesn’t want to ruin the relationship he has with us, then good for him. He’s misguided, because most Reds don’t give a fuck about him one way or another, but I for one applaud him. Nice one, Big Sexy. The mancs are said to be close to signing that Portuguese midfielder they were chasing last summer though. He was linked with us as well and he’s pretty good. Their fans are all excited about it but I look at it and just see how we were for so many years. We’ve been there so many times. You always think that one player can make all the difference, when the reality of it is that the only thing that really matters is having a great manager. The mancs didn’t win all those titles because of Cantona or Giggs or Keane. Obviously you need great players, but without a top manager you’ve generally got no chance unless you a) spend so much that it’s harder not to win it (Man City before Pep) or b) you get lucky by catching lightning in a bottle in a season when all the top clubs under-achieve (Leicester). The latter almost never happens, and the former is much more difficult now (even for Man United) with FFP. So, it comes down to your manager. And they don’t have one. We do, which is why we are where we are right now. It won’t last forever as these things go in cycles, so I’m just enjoying every minute of this. Finally, Pepe Reina has joined Villa on loan. Fucking hell, why on earth would he do that? Honestly can’t get my head around why he’d swap the bench in Milan for one in Birmingham. Or maybe he’s going to start for them? Even so, at his age and after the career he’s had, I’d rather be sat on Milan’s bench than be playing for Villa. At least he’ll get to play at Anfield again I suppose. that was the week that was….
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  36. Dusty has been in to get her fanny operated on...
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  37. Have you tried discussing politics with her?
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  38. Paul Bracewell seemed ok as far as I recall.
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  39. Interesting comments from Hendo at the end. In one of his post-match interviews on Saturday, Klopp said he’d gone to hug Bobby at the end and Bobby said “Sorry boss, I should have scored more.” Clearly the players were annoyed with themselves.
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  40. Nick Barmby. The utter fume he caused then had the cheek to score in the Derby. What a guy.
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  41. The only game we have dropped points this season is the game Salah was out.
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  42. No shit...I was getting score updates on that game in the waiting area of the hospital while they prepped my wife for an emergency C-section. Within an hour my twin boys were born at 27.5 weeks! This was yesterday. Fair to say they've been good luck charms for Klopp's Red Machine. Cheers boys!
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