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Rig some kind of ball-bearing and bathtub contraption to drop a plastic cage on its head.

He's not saying the government should be entitled to all of it, just a portion of it. And it makes a ton of sense - certainly much more sense than income tax. At least with income tax, you have gone out and worked for it, been productive, and therefore earned it.

Well that’s fucked Scott Brown up for the Ballon D’or!

Theirs a moose loose about Mooks house

This will sound like a pisstake but in our old flat I once caught Art sitting watching a mouse eating out of his food bowl, as in 'help yourself wee man'. There's more chance of Elvis catching our mouse than that fat bastard.

Uploaded to youtube for posterity.

This blue in reply to a Spurs fan on GOT. Yakinblue Player Valuation: £150k Sunday at 2:37 AM Add bookmark # I hate you because you melted against the rs. That was you first and only chance to put your club on the map. EFC are a much, much bigger club than spurs though...this little period will go down for you lot as a golden period without ever winning anything because you and the media 'big' up spurs

Neil Lennon hasn’t got a cluj.

Reading the replies to this I think about half of LFC Twitter doesn't understand that the lady who played Shawna Malway-Tweep on Parks & Rec is also named Alison Becker.

Fucking great idea. Here, Charlie has got one you can borrow. Doesn't move much any more, but its the thought that counts.

For a second there I thought you'd dragged up an old post of mine, I was thinking 'I never said that!'

New single sounds pretty fucking good...

Boom

Wan-Bissaka is a very good defender. He’s a bit of a retro-rightback, in fact; a throwback to Parker's heyday, when a defender who accrued as many assists as Alexander-Arnold did last season would have been tried as a witch.

36 games per season in BL. Injuries: 4th injury with us already.

I remember him fondly from his days as a commentator on Setanta Sports. They let him cover the Conference games. It's fair to say he was a full blown, 100 carrot, window licking, count to potato, wankpuffin.

I've heard their chocolate bars are awful. Could just be Chinese Wispas though.

Was it the Daily Express ?

I really don't think the massive explosion in house prices can be attributed to the sound financial judgment of house buyers.

Some poor bastard paid it 6 times

I don't remember that one.

Belfast was fantastic... I'd say I prefer it to Dublin The best bit was the Antrim Coastline which was magnificent. Portrush was lovely and the Giant's Causeway ace. Ropebridge was evil Drove back along the coastal route to Larne which has to be amongst the best drives in the UK Stopped off at a little village called Waterfoot which is at the bottom of Glen Arriff and had a fine fish and chips on the beach... outstanding People all friendly and helpful

He ate it off one of them coronation plates he ordered out the back of the Radio Times.

Inheritance tax is one of the best taxes there is. A tax on unearned income that only hits the wealthiest. Why do you want to give a massive tax break to the rich?

You Brexit-faced bastard.

Get Lifey round to cook you dinner. I don't even think you'll get a fly through the window once thats been put out.

Whoops.

Its not a risk worth taking. Just agree to let him go in Jan instead. We can’t go into the season (trying to win it) with three senior centre halfs.

No, but that's not the point. The cover was there if we needed it. We don't have any cover now. It's just players playing out of position or youngsters with zero experience.

What's fairest is not taxing people again for income that's already been taxed. That's what's fairest.

We have 1 RB, 1 LB and 3 CB’s in the first team squad if we let Lovren go now. That’s not giving youth a chance, it’s fucking stupidity.

Technology should take over 'policing' the game completely. The game could flow like the unarbitrated street games of my youth, all rules casually applied and enforced by player consensus. The only time technology would be called upon is when no on pitch accord can be obtained. Goals, red card offences and offside. as is now the case, can be decided by VAR. The game could otherwise run its course without any physical presence officiating. This method would get rid of the smug, retarded, self importamt, pompous, overpaid, preening, posing, prancing, celebrity wannabe cunts like Taylor, Pawson, Atkinson, Dean and all their ilk, returning them to the dour anonymity of their otherwise pointless lives. With no one there to blow the final whistle, the game can be decided by the age old conclsuion of 'next goal's the winner' or the balll bursts or it gets too late or too dark and the owner of the ball has to go home for his tea.

Shove it up your arse? The mouse that is, not the cat. I'm not a sick cunt.

So that's where Bobby gets his cor blimey trousers.

We can’t just join the euro. We need to have a referendum on it first, with only divisive opinions and bare faced lies from politicians with other agendas to help us decide. Oh, and no experts. We’re fucking sick of experts.

Socialists can't win, if they live in a house like Corbyn that's worth £800k, they're champagne socialists. If they live in a council house like Bob Crow did, they're stealing a home from those that need it. Should just buy a fucking tent and live outside parliament!

I want to go to South America and get fucked off my face on Columbia’s finest marching powder in a favela and I don’t know whether I’m a Tory or a Corbynite now. This thread has really thrown me.

Never go full drastic

Its bollocks and it is ruining the game.

giraffe to be so aggressive?

Worse than I thought To be fair I did fancy Sally Thomsett in Man about the House and I used to buy the the Shoot so maybe it turns out I am a Brexit-faced bastard myself.

Anyone heard that Brexit inspired Vauxhall Vivaro radio advert? Fuck me.

It’s not just that though is it? This is what Klopp does, he lets players go if they’re going to have a better chance of playing elsewhere, leaves room in the squad for kids to come through and generally is happy to have a smaller squad.

I despair that Labour party will come together in any coherent way next month to fight the looming existential threat to our democracy posed by a minority of power crazed lunatics. Too busy squabbling about AS and rife with internal divisions to even consider forming alliances .

You never seen him in the same jail cell as One Punch Jarv.

I would rather Lovren went so we can get some money in whilst we can. He makes the defence panic and always makes mistakes - some cost us, some don't. He is the last of the players that make me nervous when on the pitch. I would play Fabinho ahead of him and it will also mean we can play kids in the cups. He is an average player that has done okay for us, we should never have signed him in the first place, like so many of Rodger's signings. Thanks for the good games but there weren't enough and he is always injured. Another big wage off the books too. Sick of all this brate/salah bullshit too - we aren't UTD.