The Official Cricket Thread

[Remmie]

I'm still sulking about the Brook wicket. Spawny cunts. Had a feeling he was going to get a massive score

[Pidge]

Turned off the radio and turned the TV on, so there's a collapse incoming.

[Bloke]

This is England's day

[Captain Turdseye]

Tempting fate again but it’s boss to see Bairstow out there just carrying on where he left off last year. 
 

His batting is the most fun part of this “new” England. 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Captain Turdseye said:

Tempting fate again but it’s boss to see Bairstow out there just carrying on where he left off last year. 
 

His batting is the most fun part of this “new” England. 

 

You slag 

[Captain Turdseye]

Haha. Fuck sake. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Moeen will smash it around a bit here. 

[Lee909]

Had to open your mouths didn't you

[Remmie]

5 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Tempting fate again but it’s boss to see Bairstow out there just carrying on where he left off last year. 
 

His batting is the most fun part of this “new” England. 

I've negged you for tempting fate, then realised that's a load of superstitious nonsense so you get a free rep. Use it wisely

[dandyman]

anyone got a stream that i could report to da orforities

[Bjornebye]

Fucking hell, that's how you bowl. 

[Edward.]

Declared.

[Captain Howdy]

U wot m8 

[Captain Turdseye]

Hahaha 

 

BazBall. 

[Pidge]

Jeez, that is a bold call.

 

Makes sense with the expected rain to push things along.

[Jairzinho]

8 for 4 at close.

[Captain Turdseye]

If Warner gets out I’ll laugh all night. 

[Captain Howdy]

What a batsman Root is

[Bjornebye]

Balls on Stokes 

[Remmie]

Oh for fucks sake. Twats declaring before getting 400. I had a tenner on us to get 400, which I put on directly before Duckett was caught behind 

[Remmie]

1 hour ago, dandyman said:

anyone got a stream that i could report to da orforities

https://watch.cricstream.me/england-vs-australia-live/stream-1

[Jairzinho]

Just now, Captain Turdseye said:

If Warner gets out I’ll laugh all night. 

 

If Warner doesn't get out I'll be reasonably surprised. 

 

He's had about one score over 20 in the last three years in test cricket. Harris is a much better opener, and has averaged 57 in the championship for Gloucestershire this season.

[Colt Seavers]

Wasn't expecting that.

Off to headingley for t20 game now so will miss start of aussie innings

[Captain Howdy]

Surely Broad can’t empty Warner out again

[Mudface]

17 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Oh for fucks sake. Twats declaring before getting 400. I had a tenner on us to get 400, which I put on directly before Duckett was caught behind 

 

Bairstow's fault for starting off slowly.