Opposite sex deal breakers

[Alan Sex]

If they've big tits, I fancy them.

Small tits, I don't.

Just the women?

[VladimirIlyich]

I don't get this at all, what odds does it make what she eats ?? if you're happily having what you want and she's happily having what she wants, the only way it would bother me is if someone was saying we couldn't go to places because she didn't like the look of what you had or something.

As long as she ate one's pork sword then i too didnt see the problem.

I had a goat curry once and felt really gruff.

[memyselfandpie]

You know those places where you get a burger and to keep it all together they stick a big skewer through it? Well, I used to go out with a girl who'd finish her meal and then used said skewer as a toothpick! That made me want to claw my own face off. By far the prettiest girl I've ever been with as well. Shame.

[Ranxerox]

I was going out with a trainee vet once (caching) who was quote well to do from outside of the city.  The final straw for me was when we went to (the then) exotic Las Iguanas and I had a goat curry and she had a plain burger like she did EVERY SINGLE PLACE WE EVER WENT TO FUCKING EAT BECAUSE SHE KNEW SHE'D LIKE IT AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH

 

What are the chances you were the plain burger of her love life?

[VladimirIlyich]

A fit bird who had a plain burger every time I took her out for a meal is somebody I'd prefer to keep than dump. As long as you feasted on her burger just as regularly,no problem in my book.

[Lee909]

Better she's eating a plain burger than those that go for the side salad everywhere surely

[lifetime fan]

I couldn't give a fuck what she eats as long as it's not off my plate!

[Lee909]

You dont like sharing chips then

[Champ]

You dont like sharing chips then

 

Just one

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Just one

Got to be a reciprocal arrangement.

[Champ]

Got to be a reciprocal arrangement.

 

I was just kidding. My sister once took a chip off Mr C's plate without being asked; I thought he was going to punch her. To be fair, it wouldnt have been unreasonable

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I was just kidding. My sister once took a chip off Mr C's plate without being asked; I thought he was going to punch her. To be fair, it wouldnt have been unreasonable

Without asking?

 

Disown her.

[Champ]

Oh, Adam Hills, that beard

[Bjornebye]

"Never seen Trainspotting".

 

What ? For fuck sake. You've ruined my night

 

"Calm down stig the girl says she's sorry"

 

Not sorry enough for being a fat cunt 'SWILL' Now bring me up a fucking smoke

[lifetime fan]

Oh, Adam Hills, that beard

It suits him.

[stringvest]

As long as she ate one's pork sword then i too didnt see the problem.

I had a goat curry once and felt really gruff.

 

 

no kidding

[AngryOfTuebrook]

When she turns up wearing Mrs Hitler's knickers.

[3 Stacks]

Basic bitches with no interesting hobbies.

[Champ]

It suits him.

He looked like he'd been sleeping rough. For about 10 years

[Paulie Dangerously]

"And I knew just from looking at him that he had a kind aura"

[Fowlers God]

Oh, Adam Hills, that beard

Everyone should have a beard

[Lee909]

 

 

Oh, Adam Hills, that beard,it covers his face

 

It suits him.

Exactly

 

 

The Blackadder scene with George painting them and Baldrick moaning the whimple covered his face came to mind

[Champ]

Everyone should have a beard

I don't think I'd suit one

[VladimirIlyich]

Who is Adam Hills? Got a sister named Beverly?

[Champ]

Who is Adam Hills? Got a sister named Beverly?

The formerly fit presenter of The Last Leg