Instant cunt identifiers

[Section_31]

I just think bailiff is an utterly bizarre fucking job to want to do. What would appeal to you about going into someone's house and taking their stuff, regardless of what they haven't or haven't done? If you're on the dole and the job centre are giving you grief about taking such a job fair enough I suppose, but otherwise...

 

Another thing that pisses me off about that system is it is basically structured so that people who don't know the rules and the law aren't able to get around it the way the bigger boys do.

 

So some poor sod loses their job or whatever and, say, the car company seize the car. But then down the road you've got Acme electronics that goes bust owing millions, closes on Friday then reopens on Monday as New Acme electronics limited.

[Curly]

7 hours ago, John102 said:

Alright, Cunt, Sound, I thought was alright personally, alright, take him or leave him, cunt of the highest order who I'd love to chin. 

Yeah, spot on - only differ on the shaved head lad with glasses.

[General Dryness]

5 hours ago, Section_31 said:

I just think bailiff is an utterly bizarre fucking job to want to do. What would appeal to you about going into someone's house and taking their stuff, regardless of what they haven't or haven't done? If you're on the dole and the job centre are giving you grief about taking such a job fair enough I suppose, but otherwise...

 

Another thing that pisses me off about that system is it is basically structured so that people who don't know the rules and the law aren't able to get around it the way the bigger boys do.

 

So some poor sod loses their job or whatever and, say, the car company seize the car. But then down the road you've got Acme electronics that goes bust owing millions, closes on Friday then reopens on Monday as New Acme electronics limited.

Why would anyone want to be a copper and put up with loads of shit from knobheads? Why would anyone want to be a soldier and get shot at? Why would anyone want to be etc.etc.etc? Theres a million different reasons to do a million different jobs. Take the lads on that program. Two were in it because their dads were. Two were ex army, two were ex coppers. One previously ran a security firm. Maybe they thought the skills they had put them in good stead for this job.

 

Agree about the other thing, the law is a proper arse when it comes to shit like that. Widgets Ltd goes bust owing loads and a fortnight later the same dodgy cunt is back with a new dodgy business called Widgets 2021 Ltd. Its bent as fuck.

[Elite]

23 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

Why would anyone want to be a copper and put up with loads of shit from knobheads? Why would anyone want to be a soldier and get shot at? Why would anyone want to be etc.etc.etc? Theres a million different reasons to do a million different jobs. Take the lads on that program. Two were in it because their dads were. Two were ex army, two were ex coppers. One previously ran a security firm. Maybe they thought the skills they had put them in good stead for this job.

 

Agree about the other thing, the law is a proper arse when it comes to shit like that. Widgets Ltd goes bust owing loads and a fortnight later the same dodgy cunt is back with a new dodgy business called Widgets 2021 Ltd. Its bent as fuck.

It's good money and doesn't require much training. It's a tough job though, you have to be thick-skinned and not averse dealing with conflict on a daily basis. You also need to be a bit of a cunt, I know people are saying some of them seem sound but they are still kicking families out on the street, even if they do try to help them a little.

 

Someone's got to do it though.

[General Dryness]

6 hours ago, Elite said:

It's good money and doesn't require much training. It's a tough job though, you have to be thick-skinned and not averse dealing with conflict on a daily basis. You also need to be a bit of a cunt, I know people are saying some of them seem sound but they are still kicking families out on the street, even if they do try to help them a little.

 

Someone's got to do it though.

But by and large, when they are evicting someone from a property it's not on behalf of some faceless corporation, it's usually an individual who's rented out the property in good faith and is relying on the rent money to pay their mortgage. It's not their fault, so why should they end up in the shit? 

 

Besides which, that's not all they do. You've picked a very emotive facet of the job to focus on mate. They also retrieve money for people that have been ripped off by scumbags. Swings and roundabouts. 

[Elite]

10 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

But by and large, when they are evicting someone from a property it's not on behalf of some faceless corporation, it's usually an individual who's rented out the property in good faith and is relying on the rent money to pay their mortgage. It's not their fault, so why should they end up in the shit? 

 

Besides which, that's not all they do. You've picked a very emotive facet of the job to focus on mate. They also retrieve money for people that have been ripped off by scumbags. Swings and roundabouts. 

Yeah I get the need for them and someone needs to make the utter scruffs and con-artists accountable but you still need to be a bit of a cunt to do the job, as the kicking families out is part of the job description. 

[General Dryness]

21 minutes ago, Elite said:

Yeah I get the need for them and someone needs to make the utter scruffs and con-artists accountable but you still need to be a bit of a cunt to do the job, as the kicking families out is part of the job description. 

Yeah that's got to be tough. But on the other side of the coin they might be saving another family from ending up on the street by being able to rent their property out again and pay their bills. Like I said, swings and roundabouts innit. 

[Kevin D]

People who say "If you know, you know".

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Kevin D said:

People who say "If you know, you know".

Yep, normally along with a picture of them holding a calippo or a can of vimto. 

[lifetime fan]

Even as a lefty, commie, socialist I could make an exception for this cunt getting some vigilante ‘justice’. 
 

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-57554835

[Section_31]

People who don't have a telly.

[Curly]

8 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

People who don't have a telly.

People who say they are too busy to watch any tv, or to do any activity someone sees as a hobby for that matter.

 

”Ooh, going for a run are you? Chance would be a fine thing. Not enough hours in the day”

 

”Have you seen such and such with that thingio in it?”

”No, worth a watch is it? We don’t really watch tv. Haven’t got the time to be honest”

 

Just fuck off will you. Haven’t you got a LinkedIn post to write?

[Harry Squatter]

1 hour ago, belarus said:

People who say they are too busy to watch any tv, or to do any activity someone sees as a hobby for that matter.

 

”Ooh, going for a run are you? Chance would be a fine thing. Not enough hours in the day”

 

”Have you seen such and such with that thingio in it?”

”No, worth a watch is it? We don’t really watch tv. Haven’t got the time to be honest”

 

Just fuck off will you. Haven’t you got a LinkedIn post to write?

Knew a lad who said he never watched telly and asked why I used to play footy on a Saturday and Sunday. All the cubt used to do was fix his motorbike every weekend in the garage and never leave the house. But he was always too busy to do anything else.

 

Also cunts who own Land Rovers with "one life live it" all over it. Basically just driving it to Wales or the Lake District every weekend. 

[Section_31]

1 hour ago, belarus said:

People who say they are too busy to watch any tv, or to do any activity someone sees as a hobby for that matter.

 

”Ooh, going for a run are you? Chance would be a fine thing. Not enough hours in the day”

 

”Have you seen such and such with that thingio in it?”

”No, worth a watch is it? We don’t really watch tv. Haven’t got the time to be honest”

 

Just fuck off will you. Haven’t you got a LinkedIn post to write?

Used to be a director in my old job I used to call "Mr time is money".

 

I was waiting in line once in the canteen and he was literally jumping up and down on the spot behind me as he was so impatient, ants in his pants, proper agitated because he had to wait behind me while I poured soup into a pot for my dinner, then after he'd got his dinner he ran up the stairs back to his office.

 

Another time he put loads of bacon on his plate and said to the woman on the counter 'i played football yesterday, I deserve it.'

 

I don't like to wish ill on anyone but I do genuinely hope he's dead.

[Harry Squatter]

On 26/05/2021 at 20:50, Elite said:

Yeah I get the need for them and someone needs to make the utter scruffs and con-artists accountable but you still need to be a bit of a cunt to do the job, as the kicking families out is part of the job description. 

A woman I work with bought and renovated a flat then rented it to some hippy woman in her early sixties. Had good references, no criminal record or any signs of being a crank.

 

Out of the 15 months she rented the flat she only paid 3 months rent, completely trashed the place, hoarded tons of utter shite. She completely refused to engage with the woman I work with and even said the flat was now hers as she had lived in it for a year. 

 

She had to go through a long winded process and was that stressed about it she needed anti depressants and lost some of her hair. Her husband even wanted to go round and drag the woman out and kick her fucking head in.  She spent thousands in court fees and a bailiff as well as lost rent and over ten grands damage to the flat. No reason apart from wanting to be an utter cunt.

[Harry Squatter]

4 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Used to be a director in my old job I used to call "Mr time is money".

 

I was waiting in line once in the canteen and he was literally jumping up and down on the spot behind me as he was so impatient, ants in his pants, proper agitated because he had to wait behind me while I poured soup into a pot for my dinner, then after he'd got his dinner he ran up the stairs back to his office.

 

Another time he put loads of bacon on his plate and said to the woman on the counter 'i played football yesterday, I deserve it.'

 

I don't like to wish ill on anyone but I do genuinely hope he's dead.

You should watch Dharr Mann videos on Facebook as this guy sounds like most characters in his stories. 

[Gnasher]

On 26/05/2021 at 21:14, General Dryness said:

Yeah that's got to be tough. But on the other side of the coin they might be saving another family from ending up on the street by being able to rent their property out again and pay their bills. Like I said, swings and roundabouts innit. 

Most of the people evicted these days are being turfed out because the Tories put a housing cap on what councils are allowed to pay and it often falls short of what the landlord asks for the property, the tenants then have to make up any shortfall from their benefits which often sees them falling behind and so the debt builds. Not picking a side like, because most cases are different.

[General Dryness]

1 hour ago, Gnasher said:

Most of the people evicted these days are being turfed out because the Tories put a housing cap on what councils are allowed to pay and it often falls short of what the landlord asks for the property, the tenants then have to make up any shortfall from their benefits which often sees them falling behind and so the debt builds. Not picking a side like, because most cases are different.

Yes, that often came up during the show as a reason to why the tenants had fallen behind. But there again, that's not the landlords fault. They often have a mortgage to cover. Its just a shitty situation all round. Personally I'd never get involved in being a landlord, there are just too many potential pitfalls.

[Elite]

11 hours ago, General Dryness said:

Yes, that often came up during the show as a reason to why the tenants had fallen behind. But there again, that's not the landlords fault. They often have a mortgage to cover. Its just a shitty situation all round. Personally I'd never get involved in being a landlord, there are just too many potential pitfalls.

Yeah it seems like a lot more hassle than it's worth unless you are loaded and can comfortably take the hits etc but for a normal person that is receiving rent to pay for the mortgage it's definitely not worth the aggro.

[Evelyn Tentions]

15 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Used to be a director in my old job I used to call "Mr time is money".

 

I was waiting in line once in the canteen and he was literally jumping up and down on the spot behind me as he was so impatient, ants in his pants, proper agitated because he had to wait behind me while I poured soup into a pot for my dinner, then after he'd got his dinner he ran up the stairs back to his office.

 

Another time he put loads of bacon on his plate and said to the woman on the counter 'i played football yesterday, I deserve it.'

 

I don't like to wish ill on anyone but I do genuinely hope he's dead.

My mum aged 80ish was dragging her oxygen cylinder behind her in the express queue at the supermarket.A young feller tried to cut in, "I haven't got much time" he says. You've got a fucking sight (site?) more time than I have, get to the back says mum.

[John102]

team work makes the dream work.

[Elite]

People who tell you they are martial arts 'experts' who are almost always obese.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Elite said:

People who tell you they are martial arts 'experts' who are almost always obese.

 

 

[Curly]

10 minutes ago, Elite said:

People who tell you they are martial arts 'experts' who are almost always obese.

I find that, while there are a lot of personal trainers in ridiculously good shape, there’s a good portion of them who do not look like they should be giving fitness advice, or are in or around gyms on a pretty much daily basis. Strange 

[Elite]

46 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

Good old Jackie Scan.