What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Tony Moanero]

4 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

 

Yes - don’t eat eggs or mushrooms. 

Had extra hash brown. 

 

Balls, out of neg.

 

Merry Cuntmas, mate.

[Numero Veinticinco]

No eggs, no mushrooms, no milk in your tea. The fuck! 

[cloggypop]

He's no foody. He's a fussy eater. 

[Fowlers God]

1 hour ago, aRdja said:

Location?

Price point?

Leighton buzzard

the Vibe’s

£8.90 I think 

[TheHowieLama]

Why do all these places serve hash browns that look like they come from McDonalds?

 

Even I make those from scratch on a Saturday.

[Bjornebye]

19 hours ago, Fowlers God said:

Went to a new place in town with the kids today. 

 

My daughter ordered this

 

See, call your kids Cauliflower, Radiator and Crash Bandicoot and this, this shit this is what you end up with. Stupid wannabe spaceman cunt 

[Bjornebye]

17 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

Had a hipster breakfast aRdja would have been proud of this week...

 

£8.25 including tea, not impressed black pudding wasn’t included as standard and had to pay extra for it. 

 

 

Oh fuck off Colin. Fucking prick 

[Bjornebye]

8 hours ago, Fugitive said:

Just paid £9.50 for an all you can eat breakfast in a Premier Inn.

 

Lenny Henry is a fucking cunt and boils bacon. I’m fucking livid.

 

 

No beans rep but there is too much wrong shit going on here. Fuck you and all

[Bjornebye]

7 hours ago, Fowlers God said:

This was mine. 

 

Dont worry the beans stayed in the pot 

Im going back to bed fuck this 

[Bjornebye]

Cheers for ruining another christmas you shower of fucking nonces and shifty fuckers 

[aRdja]

3 hours ago, Fowlers God said:

Leighton buzzard

the Vibe’s

£8.90 I think 

Run out of rep. Will rep tomorrow.

[Guest]

Is a fried breakfast on Christmas morning a good thing or a bad thing?

[Numero Veinticinco]

Good. 

[Elite]

1 minute ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Is a fried breakfast on Christmas morning a good thing or a bad thing?

It's never a bad thing, IF done right.

[Guest]

4 minutes ago, Elite said:

It's never a bad thing, IF done right.

This is where it all gets complicated.

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Is a fried breakfast on Christmas morning a good thing or a bad thing?

Its required. Post a picture of it. Christmas has been ruined already anyway so fuck it. 

[Anubis]

Premier Inn are no fools, are they. Best part of £10 for an all-you-can-eat breakfast when they know you aren’t even finishing the first plate. Fuck them. You should have taken a black bin bag to the table, then emptied the plate into it before going back. Do that about thirty times until you’ve used about £50s worth of food, then dump it in the nearest bin. The twats.

[Fowlers God]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Its required. Post a picture of it. Christmas has been ruined already anyway so fuck it. 

Who took the jam out of your doughnut? 

[Mike D]

Bernie’s cafe in Kirkby recently.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Fowlers God said:

Who took the jam out of your doughnut? 

Quagmire, your eldest 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Mike D said:

Bernie’s cafe in Kirkby recently.

That breakfast looks like the Wirral 

[TheHowieLama]

1 hour ago, Mike D said:

Bernie’s cafe in Kirkby recently.

It's a nice starter breakfast. Like what you would eat before your breakfast came

[mattyq]

9 hours ago, Mike D said:

Bernie’s cafe in Kirkby recently.

Nice & simple.. is that fried bread?

I like it. 

[Pidge]

15 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Cheers for ruining another christmas you shower of fucking nonces and shifty fuckers 

Get the pan out and put everyone in their place, Stig.

[Pidge]

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