The "things that make you realise you're getting older" thread

[Furmedge]

Talking to my class today and the subject of music came up. Couple of them put their iPods on to demonstrate the artists I'd never heard of before. Just noise. Really bad fucking noise.

[Guest PurpleNose]

Next year I'll be able to put my real age on FM.

[Melchett]

Both Lady Melchett and I are getting old. Only last night I had to push her tits out of the way before I pleasured her.

[Guest San Don]

Fucking arthritis! Got it in me shoulder now to go with my wrist and hip. Life's a bitch when you get older.

[Thants]

I keep thinking of taking my slippers round other peoples houses.

[TheBitch]

...... you realise Radio 2 is easily the best radio station.

 

 

 

 

 

(@Trumo I fucking loved gatecrasher, was smashed in there many a time)

[Trumo]

(@Trumo I fucking loved gatecrasher, was smashed in there many a time)

 

Saw many a pissed lady stumble about on them floors. Even if you hadn't had a skinful, walking on them floors you felt like it. I'm pretty sure I've never reached the point after drinking where I know nothing about what happened, even after copious imbibing of shots. Now, approaching the tender age of 3x, I've decided I'm not interested in testing my limits and have cut right down. Not completely mind you, because THAT would be stupid.

[Chinandeler Bong]

Me and the Mrs usually go over our mates gaff on a Friday night for a few bevvies, cheaper than a night in the local and you can smoke freely without freezing yer tits off. Anyway during one of these visits it suddenly dawned on me that I was explaining how chuffed I was to discover that, in Tesco's, 3 bottles of Duck Toilet Bleach cost just £1.50.

[Chinandeler Bong]

Enjoying silence.

[Newport]

Feeling like a dirty old man when you look at 18-19 year old birds and realising you were hitting puberty the time they were born.

[J B]

Me and the Mrs usually go over our mates gaff on a Friday night for a few bevvies, cheaper than a night in the local and you can smoke freely without freezing yer tits off. Anyway during one of these visits it suddenly dawned on me that I was explaining how chuffed I was to discover that, in Tesco's, 3 bottles of Duck Toilet Bleach cost just £1.50.

 

 

Reading this post and thinking, 'good deal that'

[RedinSweden]

Getting a plastic bag in a shop and finding yourself thinking "That's a good plastic bag that. I'll keep that"

[RJ Fan club]

Getting a plastic bag in a shop and finding yourself thinking "That's a good plastic bag that. I'll keep that"

 

That's if you can get it open.

 

I know what you mean though, the good thick plastic ones you use to get from Finefair for 2p were better than bags for life.

[RedinSweden]

That's if you can get it open.

 

I know what you mean though, the good thick plastic ones you use to get from Finefair for 2p were better than bags for life.

 

They charge for bags here to discourage overuse and encourage reuse, but i use them as binbags. I noticed in England, while free, the bags were utterly shite.

[sloth_frattelli]

I hate other people's chatter on the bus. Does that make me old? I just wanna read my book in silence you inane fucks, stop talking about your sister's wedding.

[lifetime fan]

My daughter will be learning to drive in two years. That is fucking scary.

 

Christ Jim, how old were you when the mrs had her?

 

 

Oh and when people don't believe you that you used to be able to get fivers out of the cash point.

[RedinSweden]

Christ Jim, how old were you when the mrs had her?

 

 

Oh and when people don't believe you that you used to be able to get fivers out of the cash point.

 

24. But I wish to point out that the driving age here is 16. Don't want you thinking I am 39. heavens no!

[Salou]

When you realise your 22 on Monday...(prepared for the negs)

 

Also lifetime fan you can still get fivers out of cash points most of the cash machines around the University of Liverpool campus give out fivers, usually nice crisp new ones.

[lifetime fan]

24. But I wish to point out that the driving age here is 16. Don't want you thinking I am 39. heavens no!

 

I'll be 31 at the start of January and there is no way I could imagine having kids.

 

At my age my ol man had a mortgage, was married and had two kids already at school, scary stuff.

[lifetime fan]

When you realise your 22 on Monday...(prepared for the negs)

 

Also lifetime fan you can still get fivers out of cash points most of the cash machines around the University of Liverpool campus give out fivers, usually nice crisp new ones.

 

I've not seen a cash point give out a fiver for over 10 years.

 

Must specially be for the scabby students. :whistle:

[RedinSweden]

I'll be 31 at the start of January and there is no way I could imagine having kids.

 

At my age my ol man had a mortgage, was married and had two kids already at school, scary stuff.

 

When I was your age I had a mortgage, was married and had three kids, two of which were at school. Having kids is no big deal really.

[Section_31]

Went to watch a local band in a social club last night. The crowd consisted of 10-15 people ranging in age from 45-80. I had two pints of mild. It was a top night.

[Original202]

When you go out shopping and top of your list of things to get is a pair of slippers. Got myself a good deal though, Sainsburys have a great range.

[Section_31]

I'm becoming extremely adept at making Cuppa Soups.

 

I slipped into a deep depression after watching the latest Tron film because Bruce Boxleitner (Tron) is now so old that they had to put him in a fucking helmet to hide his face.

[Torvald Utne]

nasty powdery shit

 

(the cup a soup that is, not a sign of getting older...or is it?)

Edited January 11, 2011 by fungus