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He's got one already. Dalglish needs to stop fannying around on the touchline and get his arse up to 306 where the real magic happens

Wo-oooo-oooo-ooooo We got the maddest attack in the world Wo-oooo-oooo-ooooo We got the maddest attack in the world Cos Carroll will beat you Then Suarez will eat you Leaving Skrtl to chew on your booooones

Kind of weird to see us not twatting them. Which in itself is weird

My sister only the other day; "I wanna, I wanna, I wanna be a door..." My mate years ago; "Because we neeeeed each other, we belieeeeve in one another, I know weeee're gonna uncover, we're sleeping in arse holes"

Anyone got a stream? Would be much appreciated

At the cricket, blatantly. Dubai to me sounds like the worst place on earth. Well maybe second, after Middlesborough.

It's fucking annoying because with a little more luck this morning we'd have had these all out ages ago. Now it appears this innings will continue until Christmas at least

Desperation measures now whining about the ball

Doh. Catches win matches, etc et fuckign cetra. Can't believe he's let that go

This is where Flintoff is missed, for me. When everything just goes quiet and it looks like you'll never get a wicket, when you desperately need someone to pulls something from nowhere, smash things up a bit.

Fair fucks

These off drives are vintage Hussey, class to watch but this test is fast disappearing

Yup it's slipping away here

Got to break this up before lunch

The word here is - Arse. Fair play to Hussey, not seen him do this for quite a while