Actor Role Re-casting

[Harry Squatter]

Mario Van Peebles as Patrick from Eastenders.

 

Paul Walker as Barry Grant.

 

Purple Aki as Candy man

 

Stevie Wonder as Michael Knight

 

Leslie Grantham as Buffalo Bill

 

Ron Jeremy as Mitch Buchannon

 

Jason Statham as Winston Churchill.

 

Jimmy Somerville as the ginger fella who drives into the toxic waste vat in Robocop.

 

Richard Harris in anything that requires lots of shouting at people. The Equalizer probably.

[Chip Butty]

Kathy Burke as Jenny Hanley in 10

[magicrat]

Larry Greyson as Terry McCann in Minder

 

Good to see you've joined in on my stupid contrived juxtapositioning of camp TV celebs with screen tough guys, 

I had Alan Carr down for Hell Boy too  

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Miss Piggy as Sharon from Eastenders.

[Elite]

The Rock as Steve McDonald.

[Harry Squatter]

Terry Sullivan and Mick Johnson as Riggs & Murtagh.

 

Omar as Steve Mcdonald

 

Jim Mcdonald as Brian Mills from Taken

 

Eddie Murphy as Malcolm X

[Elite]

Michael McIntyre as John McClane.

[Guest]

Lenny Maclean as Del in only fools and orses.

I'm sure the original Del was going to be the bloke who went on to play Slater in the same show.

[Guest]

Michael McIntyre as John McClane.

Die Lard.

[magicrat]

Miss Piggy as Sharon from Eastenders.

 

A body double

[magicrat]

I'm sure the original Del was going to be the bloke who went on to play Slater in the same show.

 

True, Jim Broadbent was the fella

[Elite]

Broadbent was brilliant as Slater. One of the finest portrayals of a cunt I've seen.

[Mook]

Meryl Streep as Mrs McClusky in Grange Hill.

 

Dustin Hoffman as Zammo.

[Tony Moanero]

Mike Baldwin as Gordon Gekko.

 

Dev Alahan as James Bond

 

Ian Beale as Andy Dufresne and Tony Carpenter as Red

 

Jim McDonald as Bryan Mills from the Taken films

 

Rod Corkhill as Frank Serpico

[Chip Butty]

Arthur Mullard as James Bond

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Arthur Mullard as James Bond

Yuss

[magicrat]

Arthur Mullard as James Bond

 

Licensed to abuse,  He was a bad bastard

 

He passed away in 1995 in his Islington council house he resided in despite fame. His wife Flo had died of an overdose from sleeping pills in 1961 following bouts with polio, meningitis and mental illness. It was up until his death the only hint the general public had to all not being well in the Mullard home.

 

Following his death his daughter Barbara confirmed Mullard had sexually abused her from the age of thirteen and that her mother had taken her own life as an escape from the torture of his physical and mental cruelty. It subsequently led to Barbara's own nervous breakdown at the age of eighteen.

[Dr Nowt]

Ken Barlow as James Bond in View To A Kill.

[Dr Nowt]

Les Battersby as Max Zorrin in View To A Kill.

[Dr Nowt]

Fizz as Mayday in View To A Kill.

[Dr Nowt]

Grace Jones as Hilda Ogden, not in View To A Kill.

[Jim Lahey]

John Candy plays Jason Bourne

[Elite]

Homer Simpson as Peter Griffin.

[Dr Nowt]

Steve Martin as Inspector Clouseau...alright, alright, I’ll stop with the fucking ridiculous suggestions.

[Tony Moanero]

Freddie Mercury as Bennett in Commando

 

Yosser Hughes as Magnum