Well I did say I'd have a word with Henry

[JohnnyH]

Yep. That's me. The gormless twat who wasn't actually sure if the camera was taking the photo in my first ever selfie. And the fella in black in the background holding what appears to be a tray is indeed Mr John W Henry featuring in probably the worst " selfie with the Liverpool owner" claim ever.

 

I thank you.

 

[General Dryness]

Bit disappointing. I was at least expecting a bucktoothed simpleton with eyebrows on your cheeks.

 

You haven't even got ginger hair, and no green in sight.

[Jairzinho]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2D3-FkoXNU

[manwiththestick]

Did you shout for him to sign Reus? If not, amateurish.

[Anubis]

You should have stood quietly, staring at him and holding a sign saying 'DON'T THINK WE CAN'T GET TO YOU.'

[stringvest]

You should have said "I'm here as Nightcat's representative", then felt the rubberised finger of the law deep diving into areas your proctologist has only read about in journals.  

[Section_31]

 

"We're here outside Fenway Park, we've been here since 6.30am and still no sign of Henry. He may be hard to spot as it's believed he likes to keep a low profile."

[Mark M]

If my eyesight is correct the tray he's holding is for a couple of Starbucks mocha frapachinos & the guy in yellow is klopp.

It's on.

[Jairzinho]

If my eyesight is correct the tray he's holding is for a couple of Starbucks mocha frapachinos & the guy in yellow is klopp.

It's on.

 

360 page dossier in his other hand.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Just kidding, fuck dossiers"

 

[Kevin D]

Cunt cunt.

[Pureblood]

You're just as dreamy as I always imagined.

[Russ Atmosphere]

I zoomed in and the guy holding the white thing looks like commissioner Jim Gordon.

[JohnnyH]

I'm now in Emmets pub. It's only 7:30 here but I'm a bit pissed and very tired. I'm a good 4 miles from my hotel with a very important meeting tomorrow. PUB CRAWL!!!!!!

[magicrat]

So did you ask him if wants any cup final tickets ?

[Trumo]

That's a cardboard cut-out.

[TheHowieLama]

He appears to be carrying a box of donuts.

[JohnnyH]

He appears to be carrying a box of donuts.

Actually. It's Jafa Cakes. You heard it here first......

[Wicket]

I'm now in Emmets pub. It's only 7:30 here but I'm a bit pissed and very tired. I'm a good 4 miles from my hotel with a very important meeting tomorrow. PUB CRAWL!!!!!!

Is Emmets any good Johnny? Off to Boston myself very soon so might check it out for a pint as it appears to be very close to where i'll be staying.

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[Bjornebye]

well? what did you say to him?

 

"any chance of a gash shot off Linda for the summer slags and tits thread on the GF John? John ???? Johhhnnnnnnn?????......................."

 

"what?"

 

"Sign Reus you cunt"

[AngryOfTuebrook]

You're just as dreamy as I always imagined.

You can't see his chin.

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Pah!  Call that "stalking" Johnny?

 

This is how you stalk.

[Bjornebye]

Pah!  Call that "stalking" Johnny?

 

This is how you stalk.

 

That you with the hood up asking for a light mate? 

[JohnnyH]

Pah!  Call that "stalking" Johnny?

 

This is how you stalk.

You're too close mate. They'll catch real quick if you ever have to kill him.

 

That'll be your Lennon/Chapman photo.