The Brit Awards

[Section_31]

I've no idea who any of these people are, but they look like wankers.

[J-V]

Turned it over in time to catch that Ella Eyre (Had to google to find out who she was) jumping around.  Nice tits.

[Juniper]

I lasted two minutes.

 

The O2 full of wankers this evening.

[Section_31]

Is this a sign of age? Is it merely because  I'm out of time here or are they all jerkoffs? Surely James Corden interviewing award-winning One Direction proves that maybe there's not something wrong with me, but something wrong with the universe.

[Dr Nowt]

Has James Cordon done his hilarious laugh yet?

 

A worthy successor to the many great British comedians down the years.

[Stickman]

James Corden fat, unfunny and irritating three things you deffo don't want to be.....

[Juniper]

Is this a sign of age? Is it merely because I'm out of time here or are they all jerkoffs? Surely James Corden interviewing award-winning One Direction proves that maybe there's not something wrong with me, but something wrong with the universe.

A sign of age but also a sign of how shite and disposable music is these days.

 

One Direction for best single?

 

Fuck offff

[Dr Nowt]

I half expect his Pillsbury Doughboy face to poke out of my fridge whenever I open it.

 

Just cannot stand the tubby barrel of monkey spunk.

[Mendoza]

Havent watched a second of it. Alex Turner off his beak on class a's by all accounts. 

[Section_31]

Havent watched a second of it. Alex Turner off his beak on class a's by all accounts. 

 

Can't tell if he is, or just a tit.

[kopboy11]

Cordens a bit of a dick alright.What's the story with Alex Turner? Great band but what a knob.

[Boss]

Ella Eyre dancing around in a cat suit was most certainly the highlight, that and Bowies plea for Scotland to not declare independence through the dirty strumpet vessel of Kate Moss.

[Mendoza]

[Boss]

He's on enough beak to kill a very small horse, but that's actually a highlight. A lowlight was twitter proving that the human race is doomed by voting One Direction best video, what do they do in the video? I asked "Just sing the song and dance about a little". It's not the Johnathan Glazer Aphex Twin style masterpiece I was expecting.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Can't believe Daft Punk got best international group!

 

They've only had one song out. That Get Lucky one.

[Stickman]

The Brits are utter shite the days of Pulp, Oasis, Blur, The Manics etc must seem a million years ago...

 

Besides this is how bands with a bit of personality should behave on TV....

 

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zVRxlDd0I0Q

[Boss]

"Lorde met David Bowie in a club in New York and after hearing her music David proclaimed..........it's sounds like the future" the guy who said that is a pro, because I would of been pissing myself if I had to read that out loud.

[Adebisi]

How long do you think it would take to kick James Corden to death? 

[J-V]

How long do you think it would take to kick James Corden to death? 

 

As long as the kicks weren't directed at the fat cunts gut, not long.

[Stickman]

How long do you think it would take to kick James Corden to death?

 

Not long as the cue would be fucking huge.

[Stu Monty]

Can't believe Daft Punk got best international group!

 

They've only had one song out. That Get Lucky one.

 

Nah, it's a cracking album.

 

Music is in rude health at the moment, but if you're looking for it at a glorified music advert designed to get people spending again post xmas then don't be surprised if you walk away disappointed.

[stringvest]

I'm not sure that music is in rude health quality wise, but what is true is we all have access to an unprecedented amount of music through an unprecedented amount of channels. And of course, an unprecedented number of people are making or reprocessing music in any number of new ways. And getting your music heard is easier than ever. There's no issue with quantity.

[The Midnight Rambler]

I thought Turner's acceptance speech was great, fuck 'em.

[Dr Nowt]

I thought Turner's acceptance speech was great, fuck 'em.

 

This one?

 

[Juniper]

I'm not sure that music is in rude health quality wise, but what is true is we all have access to an unprecedented amount of music through an unprecedented amount of channels. And of course, an unprecedented number of people are making or reprocessing music in any number of new ways. And getting your music heard is easier than ever. There's no issue with quantity.

Granted getting it heard is easier than ever but at the same time getting people to notice it, or actually commit time to listen to it when they have so much other choice is just as tough. It's listened to and their off, onto the next clip or link.

 

The target audience for the Brits are teens, most teens these days have either a smartphone or access to YouTube, iTunes, Facebook...etc.

 

You see more and more signed but hardly worldwide names releasing EPs these days, rather than one LP every couple of years.

 

The accessibility of music is a great thing but its also a hindrance. Labels aren't giving bands the time to develop either - less now than even before as they haven't been taking risks and have been playing it safe.

 

It's always been a tough industry but its even more disposable that ever before.

 

It's always been luck playing a major part with a band being signed, developed and then backed/Marketed by a label as a product they want to shift to an audience but the audience are swamped with choice more than ever before.