little things that annoy the shit out of you

[A Red]

31 minutes ago, Preston Red said:

Indian Sandstone Paving Slabs | Sandstone Paving | Paving Direct

 

Best I could find. Indian Sandstone flags. They do look quite nice to be fair but bloody expensive according to the boring cunt I work with.

I'm quite pleased with the ones we're having put down, interestingly they

...drone....drone etc

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, A Red said:

I'm quite pleased with the ones we're having put down, interestingly they

...drone....drone etc

Little fella wondering where he can have a shite there 

[Preston Red]

3 hours ago, Mook said:

The boy I work with does this & he whispers too so I can't make out things that I'm not remotely interested in while I'm trying to eat a sandwich.

 

I would never think to start blethering to someone while they were sitting eating their scran & minding their own business.

There's nothing worse. He seems to do it more when you're watching or reading something.

[Preston Red]

2 hours ago, A Red said:

I'm quite pleased with the ones we're having put down, interestingly they

...drone....drone etc

They do look very nice and I've given you a rep as this wasn't posted during my dinner; just before...

[Bobby Hundreds]

The lack of choice/imagination in most pizza places.... Mexican hot, American hot, mighty meaty or whatever the fuck, why is there no curry pizza or the billion of varieties you can literally throw on a pizza. Where is your creativity shit birds! 

[DalyanPete]

Just seen the Aptamilk advert based on 50 years research of breast milk and I'm very disappointed I wasn't invited to tasting sessions.

[Stouffer]

4 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

The lack of choice/imagination in most pizza places.... Mexican hot, American hot, mighty meaty or whatever the fuck, why is there no curry pizza or the billion of varieties you can literally throw on a pizza. Where is your creativity shit birds! 

[Captain Turdseye]

11 hours ago, Stouffer said:

Carvalho Diablo never disappoints. 

[Elite]

12 hours ago, Stouffer said:

Gotta be honest, I'd enjoy that.

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Carvalho Diablo never disappoints. 

Are they Chicken Nuggets? I'd rather eat them than the Pizza.

[Captain Willard]

Putting on socks on post shower wet feet when you are late for a train becuase you stayed up celebrating the football. It’s a bit niche but very annoying. 

[Captain Turdseye]

34 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Are they Chicken Nuggets? I'd rather eat them than the Pizza.

They look like little turkey dinosaurs to me. Wouldn’t be surprised if the pic originally came from Shep’s Facebook page. 

[John102]

When you eat crisps in public and can't lick the flavour off your fingers at the end.

[manwiththestick]

Stripey toothpaste. What's the point?

 

Starts off all striped but after a couple of days it all just mixes into one.

 

Also see kids who can't keep the lid clean leaving paste to dry all over the lid.

[redinblack]

People who remark on something they quite like "oh thats soooooo good".

 

"Awesome" pisses me off as well.

[VladimirIlyich]

8 minutes ago, John102 said:

When you eat crisps in public and can't lick the flavour off your fingers at the end.

Its fine,as long as you don't pick your nose first.

[Pete]

3 minutes ago, redinblack said:

People who remark on something they quite like "oh thats soooooo good".

 

"Awesome" pisses me off as well.

That's sooooooo annoying. 

[YorkshireRed]

People who enquire after your welfare. 
 

Fuckers the lot of them. 

[VladimirIlyich]

21 minutes ago, redinblack said:

People who remark on something they quite like "oh thats soooooo good".

 

"Awesome" pisses me off as well.

I hear you brother. Add using the word 'super' when it should be 'very' or,in these parts 'dead.'

[redinblack]

11 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

I hear you brother. Add using the word 'super' when it should be 'very' or,in these parts 'dead.'

Its on LinkedIn all the time "Im super excited to have been fired. Awesome."

 

Fuck Off.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

50 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

People who enquire after your welfare. 
 

Fuckers the lot of them. 

You ok?

[Bjornebye]

51 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

People who enquire after your welfare. 
 

Fuckers the lot of them. 

Post pictures of the lesbians you fucking waste of bandwidth 

[Bruce Spanner]

7 hours ago, John102 said:

When you eat crisps in public and can't lick the flavour off your fingers at the end.

 

Exactly the same rules apply to this as licking your fingers at an orgy, it's uncouth, but people will see past it, we all get carried away and lost in a moment.

[Section_31]

Old people in coffee shops and eateries. I can't work out whether I admire it or hate it, but they have a habit of asking for things the place doesn't have.

 

If I go into a cafe and they don't have, say carrot cake displayed with the cakes, I'll assume they don't have it and ask for something else.

 

Not an old person though.

 

Have you got any carrot cake?

No.

Why not?

It's all gone.

Why? 

Someone ate it.

Sigh.

Do you want something else?

You sure you've got no carrot cake?

No.

Sigh.

Barbara, they've got no carrot cake. 

Why?

Someone had it apparently.

Well isn't there more?

Apparently not 

Sigh 

 

 

 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

Old people in coffee shops and eateries. I can't work out whether I admire it or hate it, but they have a habit of asking for things the place doesn't have.

 

If I go into a cafe and they don't have, say carrot cake displayed with the cakes, I'll assume they don't have it and ask for something else.

 

Not an old person though.

 

Have you got any carrot cake?

No.

Why not?

It's all gone.

Why? 

Someone ate it.

Sigh.

Do you want something else?

You sure you've got no carrot cake?

No.

Sigh.

Barbara, they've got no carrot cake. 

Why?

Someone had it apparently.

Well isn't there more?

Apparently not 

Sigh 

 

 

 

 

It's not my fault I love carrot cake. I'll let you get served before me next time!