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little things that annoy the shit out of you

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HAHA HAHA HAHA, you don't half crack me up Champ.

I was going to write this, but I decided against it because I didn't think it'd be funny.

 

Thanks for taking the gamble and showing me I made the right decision, you're a braver man than I.

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The only thing about the USA success that puzzles me is that surely his USP of being fat therefore funny shouldn't actually work there. Maybe he's just an everyman there. He's got an English accent but he's a fat fuck like us!

He has put on some kind of odd twang since he fucked off over there hasn't he.

 

I think that's even more annoying. That silly fucking accent

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The only thing about the USA success that puzzles me is that surely his USP of being fat therefore funny shouldn't actually work there. Maybe he's just an everyman there. He's got an English accent but he's a fat fuck like us!

They are looking for a male version of that Melissa McCarthy,maybe?

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He is one proper fucking turd, but the benefit of his US success is that I no longer see him, let alone expect to find his gross pilsbury doughboy face braying pretend laughter at me everytime I open the fridge, as was the case for a number of years at the height of his ubiquitousness over here.

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Delaying booking/buying stuff and then going back to find the offer's expired or they've sold out.

 

I do this all the time. Drives me nuts

 

Or the manual version of this , my wife will like a top in a shop but not be fully sure & hide it at the back of the rack as it is the only one in that size and then moan when half an hour she decides she really wants it & it has gone. 

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