FAO Mingebags (again)

[Paul]

This shit doesn't pay for itself, you know. Buy a membership in the shop and support TLW: it costs absolute fucking buttons you tight sods.

 

Peace, out.

[TheBitch]

Less than 7p a day. Mingebags.

[Salou]

the 6 month option isn't even at a premium! still costs you the same, come to the bliss of the MF. 

[Stouffer]

A little support goes a long way. I don't post much nowadays but spend ages lurking my arse off. The place is good value in my opinion.

[DooooodekNo5]

Perhaps if your sales pitch was a bit more tactful it might work better?

 

Instead of the line of 'Come on buy a membership you tight fucking cunt' something a bit more enticing might work better.

 

That angle just adds to the superior wanker feeling a fair few members display, i know for a fact that this and basically getting told to buy instead of asked puts people off.

 

Before i get roared back at i always buy the mag from WHS when im up there, though if someone was there basically demanding i bought it i wouldn't bother.

[Jairzinho]

There is no way I'm paying for this shit.

[Sugar Ape]

There is no way I'm paying for this shit.

Good. We don't want day trippers like you on there anyway.

[Jairzinho]

Good. We don't want day trippers like you on there anyway.

Hope you choke on a quail egg, you tory cunt.

[Sugar Ape]

Hope you choke on a quail egg, you tory cunt.

I hope your fucking jester hat catches fire.

[Barzini]

Perhaps if your sales pitch was a bit more tactful it might work better?

 

Instead of the line of 'Come on buy a membership you tight fucking cunt' something a bit more enticing might work better.

 

That angle just adds to the superior wanker feeling a fair few members display, i know for a fact that this and basically getting told to buy instead of asked puts people off.

 

Before i get roared back at i always buy the mag from WHS when im up there, though if someone was there basically demanding i bought it i wouldn't bother.

 

If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor; I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty please, with sugar on top, support the fucking site.

[Jairzinho]

I hope your fucking jester hat catches fire.

 

*Holds up half and half scarf in defiance*

[Sugar Ape]

*Holds up half and half scarf in defiance*

Your Liverpool/Stoke scarf is an abomination.

[Paul]

Perhaps if your sales pitch was a bit more tactful it might work better?

 

Instead of the line of 'Come on buy a membership you tight fucking cunt' something a bit more enticing might work better.

 

That angle just adds to the superior wanker feeling a fair few members display, i know for a fact that this and basically getting told to buy instead of asked puts people off.

 

Before i get roared back at i always buy the mag from WHS when im up there, though if someone was there basically demanding i bought it i wouldn't bother.

Perhaps you're missing the tongue in cheek nature of my post. Either that or the fact that the world is full of tight arses...

[Kevin D]

Personally, I find Paul's brand of class warfare offensive.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I'll pony up later today. Needs to borrow a paypal account.

[Paul]

Personally, I find Paul's brand of class warfare offensive.

I find that offensive. I spend literally seconds cultivating my middle class working class-wannabe persona and you're just trivialising the whole thing!

[halewood pete]

All for supporting the Site if you can afford it,twelve quid every six months doesn't bankrupt me,and I think it's great value 

[DooooodekNo5]

Perhaps you're missing the tongue in cheek nature of my post. Either that or the fact that the world is full of tight arses...

 

Fair enough but the general tone has always been the same with these threads, full of members being banging on about what a tight wanker someone is and the looking down the nose vibe towards anyone isn't a member, 100% this puts some off, i can't see how this is the best way to get people onboard, theres very few things wrong with this site but the clickyness from some members is a big turn off, for some.

[DooooodekNo5]

 

If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor; I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty please, with sugar on top, support the fucking site.

 

This should of been the OP!

[Bjornebye]

stop staring at the Kop wishing you were in there with the people. join in. 

 

that winston wolf post by barzini is excellent by the way. 

 

oh and dooooodek your the kind of guy that would walk past kelly brook naked just because she gave you the come-on. that alone makes you a bad web wearing tit. 

[kalasoma]

I did it for the avatar.

[Kevin D]

Fair enough but the general tone has always been the same with these threads, full of members being banging on about what a tight wanker someone is and the looking down the nose vibe towards anyone isn't a member, 100% this puts some off, i can't see how this is the best way to get people onboard, theres very few things wrong with this site but the clickyness from some members is a big turn off, for some.

Consider people on here being banned from every forum with decent people, the swearing to post ratio and think, do people on here really think like that, or is it just a well established schtick?

[s(k)aturation]

Dave is not going to go bald anytime soon.

He (along with Proctor and Gamble) needs your shampoo/conditioner money.

Think of it as a UNICEF type thing.

[Brownie]

Would be good if Dave's system wasn't shit and actually allowed you to buy one. Fucking pikey.

[Heinze]

Haha.