FAO men cohabiting with women

[Nunavut Patrick]

Mine is away until tomorrow night so it's just me and Toddle-D. Went to the shop on my lunch and got:

 

 

Got myself 2 rump steaks with peppercorn butter (one for tonight, one for tomorrow)

Pack of hot dogs and Buns for Toddle-D

Big bag of cheese savourys 

4 Pack of beer 

Jar of spreadable truffle

 

Gonna have a boss time

Toddle-D will have those beers finished off before you get hakf way through the cheesies

[Captain Turdseye]

I normally try to avoid the WOAW thread

You're doing well on that score, Champ. You've only posted in there six times in the last three pages.

[Champ]

You're doing well on that score, Champ. You've only posted in there six times in the last three pages.

And that's the reason I try to keep away!

[Kevin D]

I normally try to avoid this and the WOAW thread

 

 

That's certainly one interpretation.

[Alan Sex]

Not going as well as I had thought, apparently.

[Captain Turdseye]

If The Sex ends up single he could well break Tinder.

[Alan Sex]

In my younger days I left many a bed ruffled. Can't imagine what it would have been like with modern methods.

 

Saying that, if I had been a bit more sure of myself I'm sure I could have had some decent long term relationships with some of those I dallied with and ran away.

[General Dryness]

If The Sex ends up single he could well break Tinder.

 

He'd break tinder, grinder and minder if he got the chance!

[Alan Sex]

He'd break tinder, grinder and minder if he got the chance!

I'd stay clear of the kinder, though.

[Kloppite]

I normally try to avoid this and the WOAW thread so am just seeing this for the first time.

 

Really sorry to read this, Al. You've spoken about this before, havent you? I hope you manage to sort something out.

 

And like everyone else has said, you are not fucked. Well, maybe literally, but things will not always feel like this. Fingers crossed for you

What thread is the WOAW thread?

[Alan Sex]

World of a woman, would be my best guess!

[Kloppite]

World of a woman, would be my best guess!

Thank you.

 

I had a scroll down but never scrolled down far enough it just seemed easier to ask.

[Mook]

My missus is working late tonight & our Son is away to stay with his granny so when I get home I have the house to myself for a couple of hours.

 

[Paulie Dangerously]

My missus is working late tonight & our Son is away to stay with his granny so when I get home I have the house to myself for a couple of hours.

 

 

 

Hope you've been taping American Pickers

[Mook]

Hope you've been taping American Pickers

 

No but I've been picking American tapers.

[Jairzinho]

Starts in about eight hours.

 

YNWA

 

RIP

 

Etc

[Mook]

I'm glad I'll be in the house myself because it appears that I've stumbled upon some sort of parallel universe today, what is American Pickers & what starts in 8hrs?

 

I was just going to go home & listen to some music for a bit & maybe have a wee dance if I'm in the mood.

[Paulie Dangerously]

I'm glad I'll be in the house myself because it appears that I've stumbled upon some sort of parallel universe today, what is American Pickers & what starts in 8hrs?

 

I was just going to go home & listen to some music for a bit & maybe have a wee dance if I'm in the mood.

 

Turn on Dave on the telly, it'll be on at some point, record it, watch it, love it. 

[Jairzinho]

Cohabiting with a woman, Mook.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Dropping my girls off at JLA at 1 until Sunday. Got spicy chicken wings marinating which I'll have after a few ales later. Bloodsport will be this evening's film of choice

[Captain Turdseye]

Lucky bastard.

[Champ]

Dropping my girls off at JLA at 1 until Sunday. Got spicy chicken wings marinating which I'll have after a few ales later. Bloodsport will be this evening's film of choice

You're all talk, Paulie. You'll be wandering round the house within a couple of hours not knowing what to do with yourself

[Captain Turdseye]

You're all talk, Paulie. You'll be wandering round the house within a couple of hours not knowing what to do with yourself

Enough with the smutty talk, Champ. It's half nine in the morning for God's sake.

[Paulie Dangerously]

You're all talk, Paulie. You'll be wandering round the house within a couple of hours not knowing what to do with yourself

The first two days are great and I enjoy fully the brief return to consequence free living but yeah by Thursday I'll be tightening the screws in ToddleDs bed and buying more stuff for our arts and craft supplies which rivals Neil Buchanan.

[Alan Sex]

Fucks sake.

 

Had been going well for a while, then she found a bottle of rum I had been saving.

 

She drank it all, then got angry when I asked her about it. Said it was my fault for putting it somewhere she could find it. (At the back of a high shelf she would have to stand on a chair to get at. She knew I had the thing, must have searched for it).

 

Proceeded to tell me what an asshole I am for ruining her night by asking her about drinking it.

 

Tried to be nice and smooth things over, and she tells me how her life would be so much better if she had made different choices and if she felt she could take the kids and leave any time she wanted to - leaving me with nothing.

 

What the fuck is up with this whole manipulation thing???